/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, anything I'm forgetting? Any one missing? It's a work in progress so input is appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>Official
On whose orders?

[◖（´・ܒ・｀）◗ !!4vsJrPHcDGj No.]

looks right in the tier rating
could add me but I have only started posting on jp this month so havn't really settled in.

[Anonymous No.]

let's put a report on it

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>hong
>not in god tier
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811024
I looooooooooooooooove hong-sama!! xdddd

[Anonymous No.]

I agree except I enjoy WTH.
I would at least bump him up to shit, hes never on topic or good but I get a good chuckle out of his antics.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't /h/ or /ck/ or other boards have attention whoring self-righteous shitposters infesting them? Why are we so special?

[Anonymous No.]

Please put everybody in shit tier together with yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>bearable
>Mugen
jesus fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>Bearable
>Mugen
Stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.]

sion thread

[Anonymous No.]

>bearable
>mugen
>suigin
excuse me nigger

[Anonymous No.]

Put Sakura in shit tier

[b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811037
>>7811035
Mugen is bearable though. Although he shit posts a lot he is a humorous character. He is like comic relief on /jp/, I don't even believe he is real.

[Anonymous No.]

Reported and Hidden. All tripfags are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

bbhood is a hell of a lot more bearable than mugen, the hell is wrong with you?

Are you putting mugen that high because "bearable" meaning he isn't here for us to put up with?

[Anonymous No.]

We're all terrible.

Every single one of us.

[Anonymous No.]

Add VNTS in good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811052
lol what, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811064
He's an attention whore and should be banned.

[Anonymous No.]

Hong is the only tripfag worth anything. I owe much to his smutmongering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811058
No he isn't. He is a /v/ tier poster.

[b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811064
Pretty sure ths list is for people who post a lot, VNTS makes an OP post, a second post then takes the trip off unless announcement or additional info need be said.

If OP included the lesser posting trips, the list would be much larger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811051
ALICE IS NOT SAKURA FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811070
I would take him over mugen, I'll tell you that much.

[Anonymous No.]

This list is dildos. Then again, people who think too much about /jp/ tripfriends are literally retarded anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811017
>◖（´・ܒ・｀）◗

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811011
Remove fujiwara and kudryavka from this list.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7811072
Every poster with an identity is an attention whore.

At least that one delivers a service to /jp/.

[b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811088
It's funny because Arc is black.

[wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

HELL yeah meta thread! can you photoshop me on top of the list so i can join in on this circle jerk?

[Anonymous No.]

Are we really having a thread about tripfags?

Jesus Christ, there's a simple fucking solution.
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/10522

[b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc No.]

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>Mugen
>Bearable
Put me in suffering or good, I don't want to share tiers with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811093
public trips don't really count.

[Anonymous No.]

No.

[b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc No.]

[wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

>>7811111
lol you are a HELLa good troll, my trip aint public
666/666

[Anonymous No.]

>bearable
>mugen
mugenjohncel-worshiping newfriends are the scum of the board

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811103
that rika tripfriend has been here since the split, why was he not included

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811123
>mugenjohncel-worshiping newfriends are scum/mugeenjohncel.

ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811117
Move Arc to middle tier then it's fine.

ARC COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811110
Don't listen to all the hate, Suigin, I've had tons of fun with you in Touhou powerlevel and buttowning threads. Keep up the good work, mang

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811123
I don't know why mexasians worship that queer

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811103

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

Woah, woah, woah.

What is Uncle Mugen doing on "bearable" tier??!

I will not accept this.

Put him on GOOD tier IMMEDIATELY.

[b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc No.]

>>7811128
Ask shoeigin.

>>7811135
Ask 2009 trip tier list creator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811135
Arc is suffering without his supporting cast.

[Now What !HELLB/V.96 No.]

>>7811121

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811103
Thinking about it, this needs an update. Then again, nothing worth mentioning has happened this summer, in fact it was way better compared to the previous ones.

[b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc No.]

>>7811153
Look at >>7811140 Pretty accurate and updated.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>7811035
>>7811037
>>7811045
Yes, it's totally crazy, RIGHT?!

Uncle Mugen should be in the highest tier possible!

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7811146
>I WANT A DAMN PS3 GAME OF TOUHOU
I... can't really comprehend why anyone would make such a statement. What possible reason would there be to do that?
It's not like Touhou requires a powerful computer to run, so people with computers that aren't up to par for modern games don't have a problem. And anybody with a PS3 and no computer at all has their priorities all wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe that you not only made this shit on /jp/, but you also put Suigin in the top. You are literally retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811154
Are you avatarfagging too now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811160
He's the scum of the board, what did you expect?

[wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

>>7811143
why the HELL you tryin to tick me off...fagglet

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811011
Put hong and boof in good tier.
Everyone else in unvelievably shit tier.

[Anonymous No.]

Why isn't FH4 on the list?

...

[Anonymous No.]

In regards to Hong:
I don't read any of his posts or the threads he posts in, and his services do not benefit my, as such I did not think to put him in the list. Much in the same way there may be some cool poster in an idol thread, but I don't read idol threads, so they would be forgotten.

In regards to VNTS:
I don't read translations so I obviously ignore the threads and forgot about him.

>>7811163
Does BOOF still post even?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

Back to tripfriend rankings so soon? I figured you'd come up with something more retarded than that to pass the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Sion = Hong = Jewnes = White Ren = ZUN!bar = AoRF = eksopl = KoG same same

[Kuroko spammer No.]

This is even worse than GETs. At least they are a part of imageboard culture.

[b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811121
wtH#vﾅYｾfｼaN

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811172
I would put you in the highest tier if you had a tripm Kuroko spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811172
>At least they are a part of imageboard culture
*/b/ culture.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7811171
I am most definitely not russian federation.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7811174
I used to think that way, but events in the ghostboard revealed she has no honor. Such a disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811169
Good, keep boof and Hong out of your cancerous lists.

[Anonymous No.]

>bearable tripfags
suck my cock dude

[Anonymous No.]

I know the green und red ones. But who the hell are the ones in the middle?

[wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

test

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811164
Not (in)famous enough.

[b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc No.]

Running pretty low on /jp/ historical images.

[wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

>>7811173
who the HELL wastes bytes keeping my trip on a drive...SAGE suddenly i don't want to bump this thread cuz more people me see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811189
am i kawaii uguu

[Anonymous No.]

This is retarded even for a tripfriend tier list which are all themselves retarded just by virtue of existing.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone that contributes content: Good.
Everyone else: Shit.

This is a fact and official.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811189
Is that Remilia!jam?

[b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc No.]

>>7811194
No it's some girl who claimed to be raped and people were jokingly like "prove it" and she posted that with some stupid message like "WELL DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW??"

Real life /jp/ meetup photo.

[Kuroko spammer No.]

>>7811182

Still buttmad about THAT eh? My fight with meido takes precedent above everything else, sorry.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7811193
Define content.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the people acting surprised by the having of a trip tierlist thread. They must be new here, these threads were pretty common a couple years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811200
It will be too hard for you to understand, just forget about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811193

Even contributing constantly puts you in "meh" tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811210
It's fine being in meh tier because Anonymous is in the ridiculously bad tier.

[b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc No.]

Sion aka Tatari aka Dust of Osiris.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7811206
I find it difficult to believe that you don't know the difference between anger and disappointment.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7811204
>Real life /jp/ meetup photo.

>>7811209
Lots of autismos post "content" on /jp/. Not all things are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811193
>Everyone else: Shit.
Wouldn't that just make them average by the fact that they are the majority?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811193

This sounds reasonable.

I don't even associate most trips with any sort of personality.


Also let me also say
>Mugen
>Bearable
because what the flying fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811201
But tripfag culture is SO 2009

[b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811214
Tell us some examples. You know, just to see how shit you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>bearable
>mugen
Confirmed for troll, etc.

[wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

check me the HELL out

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811221
But /jp/ used to be good and is only getting shitty recently... right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811227
If you were trying to identify a troll you should have stopped at
>Official /jp/ Tripfriend Tier List

[Anonymous No.]

Guess no one has the autism to make a complete list

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811233
/jp/ was always bad. It has just been steadily getting worse.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7811233
I WANT TO BELIEVE.

[Kuroko spammer No.]

>>7811213

That's just too bad, but you're welcome to come to my channel anytime. #kuroko

[wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

>>7811225
HELL YEAR!

that feel when i was ganna fap but then i saw this trip tier meta thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811238
If only Arc was here

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7811225

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811233
I'll easily bite on your obvious troll question, since there might be new users reading this thread and actually believing it and say that it used to be worse.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>7811248

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7811249

[Anonymous No.]

Tripfag tier:
Everyone but Sudo, mugen, and Yama

Complete shit tier:
Sudo
mugen
Yama

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811244
You know, when I see you use that much Kuroko, I imagine it's actually Kuroko on her computer spamming images of herself. I-It's kinda cute actually.

[Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 No.]

Ranking tripfags by lack of faggotry is like trying to rank Touhous by strength. Fanon strength, at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811252

Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811248
>Sudo

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to say that I'd put the trips who don't give enough shit to post in this thread higher than those who are.

I also agree with the content thing, but while Hong is contributing, its often spoonfeeding and he has a rather loose attachment with the rules, though his help in Comiket releases is much appreciated along with all others as well.

[Anonymous No.]

That feeling when everybody in this thread is in the unbelievably shit tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811260
Loser who didn't make the cut detected.

[Anonymous No.]

you forgot prinny.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7811256

[Anonymous No.]

Aaaaand this thread is officially dead.

See you later, folks.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7811264
It's not like it had any promise to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>/a/
>post a stupid anime-rating-list
>100 replies

>/jp/
>post a stupid tripfag-rating-list
>100 replies

[Anonymous No.]

It was a wonderful night, such a night as is only possible when we are young, dear reader. The sky was so starry, so bright that, looking at it, one could not help asking oneself whether ill-humoured and capricious people could live under such a sky. That is a youthful question too, dear reader, very youthful, but may the Lord put it more frequently into your heart! … Speaking of capricious and ill-humoured people, I cannot help recalling my moral condition all that day. From early morning I had been oppressed by a strange despondency. It suddenly seemed to me that I was lonely, that every one was forsaking me and going away from me. Of course, any one is entitled to ask who “every one” was. For though I had been living almost eight years in Petersburg I had hardly an acquaintance. But what did I want with acquaintances? I was acquainted with all Petersburg as it was; that was why I felt as though they were all deserting me when all Petersburg packed up and went to its summer villa. I felt afraid of being left alone, and for three whole days I wandered about the town in profound dejection, not knowing what to do with myself. Whether I walked in the Nevsky, went to the Gardens or sauntered on the embankment, there was not one face of those I had been accustomed to meet at the same time and place all the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811268
unbelievably bad tier detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811263
>Sudo

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>7811251

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811278
They, of course, do not know me, but I know them. I know them intimately, I have almost made a study of their faces, and am delighted when they are gay, and downcast when they are under a cloud. I have almost struck up a friendship with one old man whom I meet every blessed day, at the same hour in Fontanka. Such a grave, pensive countenance; he is alway whispering to himself and brandishing his left arm, while in his right hand he holds a long gnarled stick with a gold knob. He even notices me and takes a warm interest in me. If I happen not to be at a certain time in the same spot in Fontanka, I am certain he feels disappointed. That is how it is that we almost bow to each other, especially when we are both in good humour. The other day, when we had not seen each other for two days and met on the third, we were actually touching our hats, but, realizing in time, dropped our hands and passed each other with a look of interest.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>7811255

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811284
I know the houses too. As I walk along they seem to run forward in the streets to look out at me from every window, and almost to say: “Good-morning! How do you do? I am quite well, thank God, and I am to have a new storey in May,” or, “How are you? I am being redecorated to-morrow”; or, “I was almost burnt down and had such a fright,” and so on. I have my favourites among them, some are dear friends; one of them intends to be treated by the architect this summer. I shall go every day on purpose to see that the operation is not a failure. God forbid! But I shall never forget an incident with a very pretty little house of a light pink colour. It was such a charming little brick house, it looked so hospitably at me, and so proudly at its ungainly neighbours, that my heart rejoiced whenever I happened to pass it. Suddenly last week I walked along the street, and when I looked at my friend I heard a plaintive, “They are painting me yellow!” The villains! The barbarians! They had spared nothing, neither columns, nor cornices, and my poor little friend was as yellow as a canary. It almost made me bilious. And to this day I have not had the courage to visit my poor disfigured friend, painted the colour of the Celestial Empire. So now you understand, reader, in what sense I am acquainted with all Petersburg.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is white ren and arc on that list, aren't they the oldest tripfags? Also what about kordox, the doll guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811284
>>7811278
Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811295
I have mentioned already that I had felt worried for three whole days before I guessed the cause of my uneasiness. And I felt ill at ease in the street—this one had gone and that one had gone, and what had become of the other?—and at home I did not feel like myself either. For two evenings I was puzzling my brains to think what was amiss in my corner; why I felt so uncomfortable in it. And in perplexity I scanned my grimy green walls, my ceiling covered with a spider’s web, the growth of which Matrona has so successfully encouraged. I looked over all my furniture, examined every chair, wondering whether the trouble lay there (for if one chair is not standing in the same position as it stood the day before, I am not myself). I looked at the window, but it was all in vain … I was not a bit the better for it! I even bethought me to send for Matrona, and was giving her some fatherly admonitions in regard to the spider’s web and sluttishness in general; but she simply stared at me in amazement and went away without saying a word, so that the spider’s web is comfortably hanging in its place to this day. I only at last this morning realized what was wrong. Aie! Why, they are giving me the slip and making off to their summer villas! Forgive the triviality of the expression, but I am in no mood for fine language … for everything that had been in Petersburg had gone or was going away for the holidays; for every respectable gentleman of dignified appearance who took a cab was at once transformed, in my eyes, into a respectable head of a household who after his daily duties were over, was making his way to the bosom of his family, to the summer villa; for all the passers-by had now quite a peculiar air which seemed to say to every one they met: “We are only here for the moment, gentlemen, and in another two hours we shall be going off to the summer villa.”

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811302
If a window opened after delicate fingers, white as snow, had tapped upon the pane, and the head of a pretty girl was thrust out, calling to a street-seller with pots of flowers at once on the spot I fancied that those flowers were being bought not simply in order to enjoy the flowers and the spring in stuffy town lodgings, but because they would all be very soon moving into the country and could take the flowers with them. What is more, I made such progress in my new peculiar sort of investigation that I could distinguish correctly from the mere air of each in what summer villa he was living. The inhabitants of Kamenny and Aptekarsky Islands or of the Peterhof Road were marked by the studied elegance of their manner, their fashionable summer suits, and the fine carriages in which they drove to town. Visitors to Pargolovo and places further away impressed one at first sight by their reasonable and dignified air; the tripper to Krestovsky Island could be recognized by his look of irrepressible gaiety. If I chanced to meet a long procession of waggoners walking lazily with the reins in their hands beside waggons loaded with regular mountains of furniture, tables, chairs, ottomans and sofas and domestic utensils of all sorts, frequently with a decrepit cook sitting on the top of it all, guarding her master’s property as though it were the apple of her eye; or if I saw boats heavily loaded with household goods crawling along the Neva or Fontanka to the Black River or the Islands—the waggons and the boats were multiplied tenfold, a hundredfold, in my eyes. I fancied that everything was astir and moving, everything was going in regular caravans to the summer villas.

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811297
I don't blame you for not reading the thread but the guy said he made a list on ones he knew of, he doesn't pay attention to smaller trips or the thread-specific trips.

He strikes me as one who doesn't visit /jp/ much.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

Are you frustrated? You are frustrated, my brother. You are so mad. Why are you so mad? I can post anything otaku related, that is what is says in the rules. I don't care about your rules of faggotry. Why are you so mad?

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811312
It seemed as though Petersburg threatened to become a wilderness, so that at last I felt ashamed, mortified and sad that I had nowhere to go for the holidays and no reason to go away. I was ready to go away with every waggon, to drive off with every gentleman of respectable appearance who took a cab; but no one—absolutely no one—invited me; it seemed they had forgotten me, as though really I were a stranger to them!
I took long walks, succeeding, as I usually did, in quite forgetting where I was, when I suddenly found myself at the city gates. Instantly I felt lighthearted, and I passed the barrier and walked between cultivated fields and meadows, unconscious of fatigue, and feeling only all over as though a burden were falling off my soul. All the passers-by gave me such friendly looks that they seemed almost greeting me, they all seemed so pleased at something. They were all smoking cigars, every one of them. And I felt pleased as I never had before. It was as though I had suddenly found myself in Italy—so strong was the effect of nature upon a half-sick townsman like me, almost stifling between city walls.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7811294

[Anonymous No.]

Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>7811326

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811297
Arc has unfortunately stopped posting and the real White Ren is lost in the sands of time.

I wish I could care more about the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811325
There is something inexpressibly touching in nature round Petersburg, when at the approach of spring she puts forth all her might, all the powers bestowed on her by Heaven, when she breaks into leaf, decks herself out and spangles herself with flowers. . . . Somehow I cannot help being reminded of a frail, consumptive girl, at whom one sometimes looks with compassion, sometimes with sympathetic love, whom sometimes one simply does not notice; though suddenly in one instant she becomes, as though by chance, inexplicably lovely and exquisite, and, impressed and intoxicated, one cannot help asking oneself what power made those sad, pensive eyes flash with such fire? What summoned the blood to those pale, wan cheeks? What bathed with passion those soft features? What set that bosom heaving? What so suddenly called strength, life and beauty into the poor girl’s face, making it gleam with such a smile, kindle with such bright, sparkling laughter? You look round, you seek for some one, you conjecture. … But the moment passes, and next day you meet, maybe, the same pensive and preoccupied look as before, the same pale face, the same meek and timid movements, and even signs of remorse, traces of a mortal anguish and regret for the fleeting distraction. … And you grieve that the momentary beauty has faded so soon never to return, that it flashed upon you so treacherously, so vainly, grieve because you had not even time to love her. …

And yet my night was better than my day! This was how it happened.

[Anonymous No.]

reported. where the fuck is meido?

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig No.]

>>7811326

[Anonymous No.]

New York City!
You are now rapping...with 50 Cent
You gotta love it...
I just wanna chill and twist a lot
Catch suns in my 7-45
You drive me crazy shorty I
Need to see you and feel you next to me
I provide everything you need and I
Like your smile I don't wanna see you cry
Got some questions that I got to ask and I
Hope you can come up with the answers babe

Girl...It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811331
came back to the town very late, and it had struck ten as I was going towards my lodgings. My way lay along the canal embankment, where at that hour you never meet a soul. It is true that I live in a very remote part of the town. I walked along singing, for when I am happy I am always humming to myself like every happy man who has no friend or acquaintance with whom to share his joy. Suddenly I had a most unexpected adventure.

Leaning on the canal railing stood a woman with her elbows on the rail, she was apparently looking with great attention at the muddy water of the canal. She was wearing a very charming yellow hat and a jaunty little black mantle. “She’s a girl, and I am sure she is dark,” I thought. She did not seem to hear my footsteps, and did not even stir when I passed by with bated breath and loudly throbbing heart.

“Strange,” I thought; “she must be deeply absorbed in something,” and all at once I stopped as though petrified. I heard a muffled sob. Yes! I was not mistaken, the girl was crying, and a minute later I heard sob after sob. Good Heavens! My heart sank. And timid as I was with women, yet this was such a moment! … I turned, took a step towards her, and should certainly have pronounced the word “Madam!” if I had not known that that exclamation has been uttered a thousand times in every Russian society novel. It was only that reflection stopped me. But while I was seeking for a word, the girl came to herself, looked round, started, cast down her eyes and slipped by me along the embankment. I at once followed her; but she, divining this, left the embankment, crossed the road and walked along the pavement. I dared not cross the street after her. My heart was fluttering like a captured bird. All at once a chance came to my aid.

[Anonymous No.]

If I feel off tomorrow would you still love me?
If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?
If I got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century,
Could I count on you to be there to support me mentally?
If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like
some of my friends?
If I was hit and I was hurt would you be by my side?
If it was time to put in work would you be down to ride?
I'd get out and peel a nigga cap and chill and drive
I'm asking questions to find out how you feel inside
If I ain't rap 'cause I flipped burgers at Burger King
would you be ashamed to tell your friends you feelin' me?
And in bed if I used to my tongue, would you like that?
If I wrote you a love letter would you write back?
Now we can have a lil' drink you know a nightcap
And we could go do what you like, I know you like that

Girl...It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...It's easy to love me now (Woo!)
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7811329
>>7811336

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811343
Along the same side of the pavement there suddenly came into sight, not far from the girl, a gentleman in evening dress, of dignified years, though by no means of dignified carriage; he was staggering and cautiously leaning against the wall. The girl flew straight as an arrow, with the timid haste one sees in all girls who do not want any one to volunteer to accompany them home at night, and no doubt the staggering gentleman would not have pursued her, if my good luck had not prompted him.

Suddenly, without a word to any one, the gentleman set off and flew full speed in pursuit of my unknown lady. She was racing like the wind, but the staggering gentleman was overtaking—overtook her. The girl uttered a shriek, and … I bless my luck for the excellent knotted stick, which happened on that occasion to be in my right hand. In a flash I was on the other side of the street; in a flash the obtrusive gentleman had taken in the position, had grasped the irresistible argument, fallen back without a word, and only when we were very far away protested against my action in rather vigorous language. But his words hardly reached us.

“Give me your arm,” I said to the girl. “And he won’t dare to annoy us further.”

She took my arm without a word, still trembling with excitement and terror. Oh, obtrusive gentleman! How I blessed you at that moment! I stole a glance at her, she was very charming and dark—I had guessed right.

On her black eyelashes there still glistened a tear—from her recent terror or her former grief—-I don’t know. But there was already a gleam of a smile on her lips. She too stole a glance at me, faintly blushed and looked down.

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig No.]

>>7811351

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>7811341

[Anonymous No.]

Now would you leave me if you're father found out I was thuggin'?
Do you believe me when I tell you, you the one I'm loving?
Are you mad 'cause I'm asking you 21 questions?
Are you my soulmate? 'Cause if so, girl you a blessing
Do you trust me enough, to tell me your dreams?
I'm staring at ya' trying to figure how you got in them jeans
If I was down would you say things to make me smile?
I treat you how you want to be treated just teach me how
If I was with some other chick and someone happened to see?
And when you asked me about it I said it wasn't me
Would you believe me? Or up and leave me?
How deep is our bond if that's all it takes for you to be gone?
And always remember girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile

Girl...It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...

Could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us
Could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>7811351

[Anonymous No.]

There are few things that are quite as enjoyable as watching one of these threads devolve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811353
Many men, wish death upon me
Blood in my eye dawg and I can't see
I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be
And niggaz trying to take my life away
I put a hole in nigga for fucking with me
My back on the wall, now you gon' see
Better watch how you talk, when you talk about me
Cause I'll come and take your life away

Many men, many, many, many, many men
Wish death 'pon me
Lord I don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me

Now these pussy niggaz putting money on my head
Go on and get your refund motherfucker, I ain't dead
I'm the diamond in the dirt, that ain't been found
I'm the underground king and I ain't been crowned
When I rhyme, something special happen every time
I'm the greatest, something like Ali in his prime
I walk the block with the bundles
I've been knocked on the humble
Swing the ox when I rumble
Show your ass what my gun do
Got a temper nigga, go'head, lose your head
Turn your back on me, get clapped and lose your legs
I walk around gun on waist, chip on my shoulder
Till I bust a clip in your face, pussy, this beef ain't over

[Anonymous No.]

Many men, many, many, many, many men
Wish death 'pon me
Lord I don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
Have mercy on my soul
Somewhere my heart turned cold
Have mercy on many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me

Some days wouldn't be special, if it wasn't for rain
Joy wouldn't feel so good, if it wasn't for pain
Death gotta be easy, 'cause life is hard
It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred
This if for my niggaz on the block, twisting trees and cigars
For the niggaz on lock, doing life behind bars
I don't see only god can judge me, 'cause I see things clear
Quick these crackers will give my black ass a hundred years
I'm like Paulie in Goodfellas, you can call me the Don
Like Malcolm by any means, with my gun in my palm
Slim switched sides on me, let niggaz ride on me
I thought we was cool, why you want me to die homie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811357
“There, you see; why did you drive me away? If I had been here, nothing would have happened …”

“But I did not know you; I thought that you too …”

“Why, do you know me now?”

“A little! Here, for instance, why are you trembling?”

“Oh, you are right at the first guess!” I answered, delighted that my girl had intelligence; that is never out of place in company with beauty. “Yes, from the first glance you have guessed the sort of man you have to do with. Precisely; I am shy with women, I am agitated, I don’t deny it, as much so as you were a minute ago when that gentleman alarmed you. I am in some alarm now. It’s like a dream, and I never guessed even in my sleep that I should ever talk with any woman.”

“What? Really? …”

“Yes; if my arm trembles, it is because it has never been held by a pretty little hand like yours. I am a complete stranger to women; that I have never been used to them. You see, I an alone … I don’t even know how to talk to them. Here, I don’t know now whether I have not said something silly to you! Tell me frankly; I assure you beforehand that I am not quick to take offence? …”

“No, nothing, nothing, quite the contrary. And if you insist on my speaking frankly, I will tell you that women like such timidity; and if you want to know more, I like it too, and I won’t drive you away till I get home.”

“You will make me,” I said, breathless with delight, “lose my timidity, and then farewell to all my chances. …”

“Chances! What chances of what? That’s not so nice.”

“I beg your pardon, I am sorry, it was a slip of the tongue; but how can you expect one at such a moment to have no desire. …”

“To be liked, eh?”

[Anonymous No.]

does arc still post even?

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig No.]

They fall in line
One at a time
Ready to play
I can’t see them anyway
No time to lose
We’ve got to move
Steady your hand
I am losing sight again
Fire your guns
Its time to run
Blow me away
I will stay unless I may
After the fall
We’ll shake it off
Show me the way

Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven when we die
I have a shadow on the wall
I’ll be the one to save us all

There’s nothing left
So save your breath
Lying and wait
Caught inside this tidal wave
You’re covers blown
No where to go
Holding your fate
Knowing that I will walk alone
Fire your guns
Its time to run
Blow me away
I will stay unless I may
After the fall
We’ll shake it off
Show me the way

Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven when we die
I have a shadow on the wall
I’ll be the one to save us all
You wanted it back

Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven when we die
I have a shadow on the wall
I’ll be the one to save us all
Save us all

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811367
Every night I talk to god, but he don't say nothing back
I know he protecting me, but I still stay with my gat
In my nightmares, niggaz keep pulling techs on me
Psych says some bitch dumb, put a hex on me
The feds didn't know much, when Pac got shot
I got a kite from the pens that told me, Tuck got knocked
I ain't gonna spell it out for you motherfuckers all the time
Are you illiterate nigga? You can't read between the lines
In the bible it says, what goes around, comes around
Almost shot me, three weeks later he got shot down
Now it's clear that I'm here, for a real reason
'Cause he got hit like I got hit, but he ain't fucking breathing

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811373
“Well, yes; but do, for goodness’ sake, be kind. Think what I am! Here, I am twenty-six and I have never seen any one. How can I speak well, tactfully, and to the point? It will seem better to you when I have told you everything openly. … I don’t know how to be silent when my heart is speaking. Well, never mind. … Believe me, not one, woman, never, never! No acquaintance of any sort! And I do nothing but dream every day that at last I shall meet some one. Oh, if only you knew how often I have been in love in that way …”

“How? With whom? …”

“Why, with no one, with an ideal, with the one I dream of in my sleep. I make up regular romances in my dreams. Ah, you don’t know me! It’s true, of course, I have met two or three women, but what sort of women were they? They were all landladies, that … But I shall make you laugh if I tell you that I have several times thought of speaking, just simply speaking, to some aristocratic lady in the street, when she is alone, I need hardly say; speaking to her, of course, timidly, respectfully, passionately; telling her that I am perishing in solitude, begging her not to send me away; saying that I have no chance of making the acquaintance of any woman; impressing upon her that it is a positive duty for a woman not to repulse so timid a prayer from such a luckless man as me. That, in fact, all I ask is, that she should say two or three sisterly words with sympathy, should not repulse me at first sight; should take me on trust and listen to what I say; should laugh at me if she likes, encourage me, say two words to me, only two words, even though we never meet again afterwards! … But you are laughing; however, that is why I am telling you. …”

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7811360
>>7811362

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>7811378

[Anonymous No.]

I thought about being a tripfiend once but I lack dedication.

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig No.]

>>7811385
>>7811382

[Anonymous No.]

This thread hath become autism destroyer of lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811380
“Don’t be vexed; I am only laughing at your being your own enemy, and if you had tried you would have succeeded, perhaps, even though it had been in the street; the simpler the better. … No kind-hearted woman, unless she were stupid or, still more, vexed about something at the moment, could bring herself to send you away without those two words which you ask for so timidly. . . . But what am I saying? Of course she would take you for a madman. I was judging by myself; I know a good deal about other people’s lives.”

“Oh, thank you,” I cried; “you don’t know what you have done for me now! ”

“I am glad! I am glad! But tell me how did you find out that I was the sort of woman with whom … well, whom you think worthy … of attention and friendship … in fact, not a landlady as you say? What made you decide to come up to me?”

“What made me? … But you were alone; that gentle—man was too insolent; it’s night. You must admit that it was a duty. …”

“No, no; I mean before, on the other side you know you meant to come up to me.”

“On the other side? Really I don’t know how to answer; I am afraid to. … Do you know I have been happy to-day? I walked along singing; I went out into the country; I have never had such happy moments. You … perhaps it was my fancy. . . . Forgive me for referring to it; I fancied you were crying, and I … could not bear to hear it … it made my heart ache. … Oh, my goodness! Surely I might be troubled about you? Surely there was no harm in feeling brotherly compassion for you. … I beg your pardon, I said compassion. … Well, in short, surely you would not be offended at my involuntary impulse to go up to you? …”

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7811390

[Anonymous No.]

TODBOB is a nice guy.

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig No.]

>>7811401

[Anonymous No.]

Look at how much fun they're having,

Its disgusting.

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig No.]

>>7811393

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>7811390
>>7811393

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>7811407

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7811400
>>7811401

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811396
“Stop, that’s enough, don’t talk of it,” said the girl, looking down, and pressing my hand. “It’s my fault for having spoken of it; but I am glad I was not mistaken in you. … But here I am home; I must go down this turning, it’s two steps from here. … Good-bye, thank you! …”

“Surely … surely you don’t mean … that we shall never see each other again? … Surely this is not to be the end?”

“You see,” said the girl, laughing, “at first you only wanted two words, and now … However, I won’t say anything … perhaps we shall meet. …”

“I shall come here to-morrow,” I said. “Oh, forgive me, I am already making demands. …”

“Yes, you are not very patient … you are almost insisting.”

“Listen, listen!” I interrupted her. “Forgive me if I tell you something else. … I tell you what, I can’t help coming here to-morrow, I am a dreamer; I have so little real life that I look upon such moments as this now, as so rare, that I_cannot help going over such moments again in my dreams. I shall be dreaming of you all night, a whole week, a whole year. I shall certainly come here to-morrow, just here to this place, just at the same hour, and I shall be happy remembering to-day. This place is dear to me already. I have already two or three such places in Petersburg. I once shed tears over memories … like you. … Who knows, perhaps you were weeping ten minutes ago over some memory. … But, forgive me, I have forgotten myself again; perhaps you have once been particularly happy here. …”

[Unanimous No.]

>>7811373,1
Its funny because hes a swedish woman now

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811411
“Very good,” said the girl, “perhaps I will come here tomorrow, too, at ten o’clock. I see that I can’t forbid you. … The fact is, I have to be here; don’t imagine that I am making an appointment with you; I tell you beforehand that I have to be here on my own account. But … well, I tell you straight out, I don’t mind if you do come. To begin with, something unpleasant might happen as it did to-day, but never mind that. … In short, I should simply like to see you … to say two words to you. Only, mind, you must not think the worse of me now! Don’t think I make appointments so lightly. … I shouldn’t make it except that … But let that be my secret! Only a compact beforehand …”

“A compact! Speak, tell me, tell me all beforehand; I agree to anything, I am ready for anything,” I cried delighted. “I answer for myself, I will be obedient, respectful … you know me. …”

“It’s just because I do know you that I ask you to come tomorrow,” said the girl, laughing. “I know you perfectly. But mind you will come on the condition, in the first place (only be good, do what I ask—you see, I speak frankly), you won’t fall in love with me. … That’s impossible, I assure you. I am ready for friendship; here’s my hand. … But you mustn’t fall in love with me, I beg you!”

“I swear,” I cried, gripping her hand. …

“Hush, don’t swear, I know you are ready to flare up like gunpowder. Don’t think ill of me for saying so. If only you knew. … I, too, have no one to whom I can say a word, whose advice I can ask. Of course, one does not look for an adviser in the street; but you are an exception. I know you as though we had been friends for twenty years. … You won’t deceive me, will you? …”

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig No.]

>>7811413
>>7811410

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7811415

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>7811415

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - No fun allowed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811419
“You will see … the only thing is, I don’t know how I am going to survive the next twenty-four hours.”

“Sleep soundly. Good-night, and remember that I have trusted you already. But you exclaimed so nicely just now, ‘Surely one can’t be held responsible for every feeling, even for brotherly sympathy!’ Do you know, that was so nicely said, that the idea struck me at once, that I might confide in you?”

“For God’s sake do; but about what? What is it?”

“Wait till to-morrow. Meanwhile, let that be a secret. So much the better for you; it will give it a faint flavour of romance. Perhaps I will tell you to-morrow, and perhaps not. … I will talk to you a little more beforehand; we will get to know each other better. …”

“Oh yes, I will tell you all about myself to-morrow! But what has happened? It is as though a miracle had befallen me. … My God, where am I? Come, tell me aren’t you glad that you were not angry and did not drive me away at the first moment, as any other woman would have done? In two minutes you have made me happy for ever. Yes, happy; who knows, perhaps, you have reconciled me with myself, solved my doubts! … Perhaps such moments come upon me. … But there I will tell you all about it to-morrow, you shall know everything, everything. …”

“Very well, I consent; you shall begin …”

“Agreed.”

“Good-bye till to-morrow!”

“Till to-morrow!”

And we parted. I walked about all night; I could not make up my mind to go home. I was so happy. … To-morrow!

[Anonymous No.]

At least this time meido did her job well.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7811422,3
No, everyone was having a blast with this thread.

There was no reason to delete it.

[MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7811422,4
Yes, replying to each other with wordless anime screencaps is an absolute blast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811422,5
Sudo is truly the best poster on /jp/ and someone we should all aspire to be like.

[Anonymous No.]

The thread acts as a shitposter filter. The shitposters all stick in the thread, while the rest of /jp/ proceeds without them.

...Is what I'd like to say, but unfortunately it seems all of /jp/ are shitposters and so everybody stays in the thread while nothing happens on the rest of /jp/.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7811422,6
Yukko_blushing.png

[kuran-kuran No.]

It's amazing how anime reaction images will ruin even the already shittiest of threads.

[Anonymous No.]

the feel when zunbar won't answer your questions on formspring and uses "I need time to answer them properly" as an excuse.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

I like how only my anime images get deleted. Stay butthurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811422,11
Stay butthurt sudo, stay butthurt.

[Anonymous No.]

That feeling when the ghost side of the thread is somehow worse than the rest of it.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7811422,12
laughing_Yukko.png

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>bad tier somehow being worse than "shitty"

I don't get how that works. But hey at least I'm not "shit tier".

[Anonymous No.]

Can't even read the middle. Yellow is such a terrible color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811422,10
I know that feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7811422,15
Don't worry ZUN!bar. I think you're shit tier.