Why don't you have a Otaku girlfriend /jp/?

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Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:28:28 2011 No.7831279 [Reply] [Original]

Why don't you have a Otaku girlfriend /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:28:54 2011 No.7831281 Holding out for a /cgl/ sweetheart ヽ(´ー｀ )ノ

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:28:58 2011 No.7831282 Because they are even more obnoxious than me.

>>	Turtletron Mon Sep 5 14:28:58 2011 No.7831283 how can you otaku if you won't even neet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:30:23 2011 No.7831287 I don't want one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:31:23 2011 No.7831288 because i'm not a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:32:23 2011 No.7831289 File: 210 KB, 893x651, 1309165553.1496706.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:33:21 2011 No.7831290 >>7831288 >88 SIEG HEIL

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:33:21 2011 No.7831291 >>7831288 You mean you don't like real girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:34:52 2011 No.7831295 I'm not a lesbian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:34:52 2011 No.7831297 >2011 >isn't hanging out in the woods to find sweet innocent young boys so you can suck their cocks I seriously hope you guys aren't "straight"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:35:23 2011 No.7831299 >>7831279 I used to. It didn't work. Bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:35:23 2011 No.7831300 File: 70 KB, 424x277, Oho.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because i like men, and finding a Otaku boyfriend that is not a complete retard is impossible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:37:23 2011 No.7831306 >>7831295 >>7831297 >>7831299 >>7831300 Get out of /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:37:23 2011 No.7831307 File: 119 KB, 386x400, 1307316599217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831300 ur a shit tier otaku, yookari

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:38:51 2011 No.7831308 >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:39:53 2011 No.7831309 Either fujoshit or weeaboo. I have my bro on /jp/ it's more than enough.

>>	n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc Mon Sep 5 14:40:26 2011 No.7831313 File: 223 KB, 500x500, 2b1d52130acc5aaaa70fa100f41fbea7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] because girly boys are better? duh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:40:53 2011 No.7831315 >>7831297 >>7831295 >>7831297 >>7831299 >>7831300 Get the fuck out, you f>>>/a/ggot deviants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:41:54 2011 No.7831321 >>7831313 cuz ur a faget enjoy ur hiv bro

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Mon Sep 5 14:42:53 2011 No.7831326 >>7831279 >Why don't you have a 3DPD girlfriend /jp/? Do you even have to ask?

>>	n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc Mon Sep 5 14:43:25 2011 No.7831328 File: 360 KB, 600x800, 1277057225902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831321 dead next year so sure. while im enjoying getting trap ass you are still hanging in your room.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:43:29 2011 No.7831330 >>7831326 but tru/jp/ gets jap pussy on a daily basis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:43:54 2011 No.7831332 >>7831315 Hey I'll take offense for that. I assure you that I never touched /a/ with a 10 feet pole. I could understand if you told me to get out of /jp/, but go to /a/? That's too cruel...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:44:25 2011 No.7831338 >>7831328 >while im enjoying getting trap ass you mean you enjoy drilling dude in an unwashed ass. why trap, why not a big, strong male?

>>	n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc Mon Sep 5 14:46:25 2011 No.7831346 File: 119 KB, 720x960, 1293981687156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831338 im interested in smaller bodies and unwashed? someone doesnt know what enema is

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:47:56 2011 No.7831348 >>7831346 get the fuck out you sick nerd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:47:56 2011 No.7831352 >>7831338 He's not gay. He likes traps. That's different. XD

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:49:02 2011 No.7831361 >>7831328 >>7831346 another fag here. keep 'em coming, that's one of the better asses I ever seen

>>	n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc Mon Sep 5 14:49:02 2011 No.7831363 File: 142 KB, 600x769, IMG_0177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831348 >/jp/ >calling someone else a sick nerd look where you are at buddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:49:02 2011 No.7831364 This thread is incredibly frustrating. Stop it.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:50:59 2011 No.7831369
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>>7831346
I prefer males with muscles and so on myself to traps.
If i am going to have someone drill my ass its going to be a man and not a girly man.

Two girly males going at it would be strange after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:51:05 2011 No.7831371 >>7831363 now it's clear that you're from /a/, projector.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:51:57 2011 No.7831373 >>7831363 Get out of my dojo if you cannot grasp the Path of Irony!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:52:03 2011 No.7831382 File: 890 KB, 5000x4068, trollface_ftw_by_6661_apocalyptik-d3apyms.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831364 OP here! It is easiest way to make shitstorm thread on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:52:03 2011 No.7831383 File: 1.43 MB, 2184x1706, american faggot I'm a biker in london.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GAY PRIDE WORLD WIDE LOL:D

>>	n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc Mon Sep 5 14:53:03 2011 No.7831388 File: 373 KB, 685x915, 1300984147400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831352 no, its gay. i just dont like masculine men. anyway, im done with this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:54:28 2011 No.7831394 >>7831369 I'm bi , but i like only girly stuff. manly and big muscles are too much for me. and often skinny, girly boys have enormous dicks, a beautiful thing to play with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:56:28 2011 No.7831403 >2011 >/jp/ >not gay GTFO normalfags!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:56:57 2011 No.7831405 >>7831388 before leave, I have to know something: is that your ass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:56:57 2011 No.7831407 >>7831383 Just.....just what the fuck is this shit?

>>	n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc Mon Sep 5 14:57:58 2011 No.7831414 File: 175 KB, 640x480, 1277072480936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831371 >been here for 3 years now yeeeeeaaah no...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:58:28 2011 No.7831426 >>7831407 darwin awards-the gay edition, just that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:59:28 2011 No.7831428 >>7831388 >88 SIEG HEIL

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:59:28 2011 No.7831429 >>7831407 g/a/y pride posters ITT

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:59:58 2011 No.7831430 this "gay" thing sounds like just another 3d perversion to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:00:58 2011 No.7831435 >>7831405 dude, i'm not trolling. just, i wanted to say that really that ass is fucking sublime.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:01:58 2011 No.7831442
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>>7831394
Im just gay myself, though some people like me claim they are "straight" as we are "females"

Well if you are BI that makes sense.
As for the dicks i agree, shame i only have my own to play with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:02:00 2011 No.7831447 >>7831430 because /a/v/b/ posters usually come from /soc/ and think that being gay is the best thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:02:30 2011 No.7831448 >>7831414 Your shit posting is a dead giveaway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:04:00 2011 No.7831454 File: 14 KB, 566x564, me_gusta_RE_am_i_the_only_girl_who_uses_sharenator-s566x564-164968.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831442 Why don't we all join the group sex? I don't care if you are a girl or a boy.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:06:38 2011 No.7831461

>>7831430
It is. You ever seen gays IRL? They act as if they're superior to everyone and act in a way as if to let EVERYONE know, "Hey look at me! I'm queer!!!!!!'

To any actual faggots ITT I have a question. Why do gay men act this way? The high pitched nasally voice, the constant had flipping motion, the constant "Like, what-everrrrrrrrrrrrr" talk etc.

What is the fucking deal? No wonder everyone hates gays.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:07:06 2011 No.7831465

>>7831442
the only thing I say to to you is, the only way is to GO OUT.
I've been lucky befriending my gay ex-neighbour, going out with him I eventually ended up having sex with some trap someway. after sometime, I started to date a girl, and so on.
you just can't some things online. well, good luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:08:03 2011 No.7831470 File: 1.54 MB, 900x1370, hetalia_007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831461 Don't forget that those retards have also ruined rainbow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:08:03 2011 No.7831472 >>7831442 >>7831442 It's only gay if balls are touching.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:08:33 2011 No.7831467 >>7831461 Not all gays all like that. But yeah, I hate those kinds of guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:08:35 2011 No.7831473 >>7831454 count me in. can I be the first one pegged by you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:09:35 2011 No.7831476 >>7831461 not all gays behave like that. i have a friend who carries himself like an early 80s gay porn star and absolutely no one disrespects him.

>>	Uidrew !!m4tW5PKB2UV Mon Sep 5 15:10:02 2011 No.7831481 Because an otaku girlfriend is a waste of time and I'd probably make her leave before I introduce myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:10:32 2011 No.7831479 >>7831461 It depends on the person to be honest. I know gay people who are totally normal in behaviour. Hell even gay people hate those sort of gays.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:12:30 2011 No.7831489 Why don't you date one of them /jp/? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwHapH0LVy8

n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc Mon Sep 5 15:12:30 2011 No.7831490
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>>7831448
i would direct you proof to easymodo but last i heard it was dead or down. does it matter? most of /jp/ according to /jp/ers collective thoughts is "shitposting". you may think what you wish.

>>7831405
nope, though i wish it was. i have a pic but its been posted many times on /b/ before and i dont feel comfortable sharing with /jp/edos

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:12:30 2011 No.7831492 >>7831481 Uidrew, please, lead your fellow comradies out of /jp/.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:12:30 2011 No.7831493
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Gays are fucking disgusting and this isn't some "Because God said so" thing either. They spread AIDS, fuck each other in the ass (which in itself is nasty) and make a nuisance of themselves in public. Claim anyone who isn't gay like them are in denial of their gayness and actually want to be gay like them etc

Go be gay somewhere else....like on the Sun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:13:31 2011 No.7831498 File: 43 KB, 240x350, 18856362.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831492 I don't have people following me. And with all the crap that's going on with /a/, I've been hanging out here for frequently as it's nice and "slower".

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:14:09 2011 No.7831508 >>7831490 And the fact that you keep defending yourself as if you have some sort of reputation to uphold is another giveaway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:14:35 2011 No.7831502 >>7831490 >posted many times on /b/ before So aside from being a faggot, you're also a retard? Jesus Christ, free this world from a burden and an hero.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:16:02 2011 No.7831513 >>7831442 ..Are you that same 20 year old transvestite from the other day?

>>	n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc Mon Sep 5 15:18:06 2011 No.7831524 >>7831502 i went to /b/ for a certain kind of thread. so i cant enjoy baw threads on /b/? i love /jp/'s false sense of eliteism, always have. its hard to believe i mained this place for touhou for 2 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:18:06 2011 No.7831525 >>7831493 Trannies are even more disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:19:04 2011 No.7831536 >>7831524 >so i cant enjoy [x] on /b/ Correct Get out

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:19:34 2011 No.7831528 File: 133 KB, 514x609, sanae puke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My face when a 40yo old weeaboo wears his moms panties, pretending to be a hot female near me. Seriously, why are gays so disgusting?

>>	n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc Mon Sep 5 15:19:34 2011 No.7831529 >>7831508 nah, i just dont like misunderstandings

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:19:59 2011 No.7831533 File: 43 KB, 346x256, 1299226048767.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831513 Probably. Unless there are more of us on /jp/, but that i somehow doubt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:20:35 2011 No.7831537 Because the only fujoshi I know weighs more than teice what I do and used to camwhore on MSN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:20:35 2011 No.7831541 I don't want to have "LOL xD NYAAA :) " in my inbox/SMS/IM. Maybe there are otaku girls who are not so obnoxious, but I think they don't describe themselves as otaku.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:21:10 2011 No.7831544 >>7831524 >so i cant enjoy baw threads on /b/ /jp/ is proud NEETs only. We do not cry about or status, we do not like 3D shit(because only virgin nerds do that) and we are not a closet normalfags how cry about their life.

>>	n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc Mon Sep 5 15:21:38 2011 No.7831545 File: 269 KB, 690x787, 1294452895887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831536 >you must like /jp/ and only /jp/ >no fun allowed on /jp/ like touhou 12.3 or doujin games ok, if you say so

>>	n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc Mon Sep 5 15:22:05 2011 No.7831550 >>7831544 i never said i was bawing i gave advice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:23:06 2011 No.7831554 >>7831490 >wish it was what a shame. I had already thought what to say if it was yours: "I know that will never happen, but I'll quit my job to ride it for 5 or 6 hours" well, nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:23:35 2011 No.7831556 Please do not reply to /b/ tripfag. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:25:46 2011 No.7831558 >>7831533 so, uhm, do you want to post some pic maybe? or its better go on /d/ or whatever?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:28:35 2011 No.7831570 Traps sound god-tier, all of the cute feminity of women, but none of the bitchiness, drama, unreliabitlity, whimsical disloyalty, etc. The only downside being that traps have a penis. Oh well, nothing is perfect, is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:28:36 2011 No.7831567 File: 72 KB, 273x377, 1313111708523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831558 Sure i do. But i have already shitposted enough for today, not going to start camwhoring on /jp/ aswell. Go to >>>/soc if you want that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:28:51 2011 No.7831569 I see a lot of people here responding to someone who must be on my filter. I encourage you all to put him on yours and move on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:30:11 2011 No.7831574 >>7831569 Welcome to my filter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:30:11 2011 No.7831576 >>7831570 "downside"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:31:55 2011 No.7831579 File: 72 KB, 273x377, 1313111708523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7831558 Sure i do. But i have already shitposted enough for today, not going to start camwhoring on /jp/ aswell. Go to >>>/soc/ if you want that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:31:55 2011 No.7831580 >>7831567 well, I was just asking, there's no need to be aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:34:48 2011 No.7831588 >>7831570 > all of the cute feminity of women, but none of the bitchiness, drama, unreliabitlity, whimsical disloyalty, etc. Are you stupid? Traps are even bigger sluts and attention whores than 3D women. They aim to be the bitch sluts.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:35:10 2011 No.7831595
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I haven't met an attractive one that isn't "Kawaii" or not taken. Seriously our girls need to serious the fuck up. That superficial cuteness and "lol random" are for fourteen year olds. You are not fourteen. Stop it. Its offensive.

Honestly I'm not holding out for an otaku girlfriend, just one that isn't a bitch and a whore who can tolerate my occasional need to watch anime and buy some anime related goods. Also I'm looking for an introvert like me who doesn't force me to go out to places that are uncomfortable.

But if I could have any Otaku girlfriend I'd want Saori. Kuroneko is cute, but she's too DEEP for me and would hate me for watching pretty cure. Saori doesn't look judgemental.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:36:11 2011 No.7831604 >>7831579 >if you want that. it's not that now I want to masturbate to the first trap I see around, I just thought it could be hot to see your ass while we were talking. just that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:39:39 2011 No.7831619 File: 62 KB, 500x500, 1315001771307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] because i am waiting my waifu in real life form ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:39:54 2011 No.7831621 >>7831595 Are you "attractive"? You cant ask for more than you can give. That said i am aware /jp/ are the kings of double standards and all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:40:11 2011 No.7831627 >>7831570 Real trannies do all of that and they're disgusting. As usual 2D is superior.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:41:37 2011 No.7831630 >>7831619 you're waiting for humanoid terminal Hatsune Miku too? I already ordered the furnitures for her studio.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:41:54 2011 No.7831632 so many /a/shits ITT. >>7831619 >;_; gtfo from /jp/ closet normalfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:43:36 2011 No.7831638 Because I left behind the illusion that just having interests in common can be a solid base for a romantic relationship years ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:46:12 2011 No.7831638,1 Aaaand thread's gone. What do you think about meido now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:48:55 2011 No.7831638,2 >>7831638,1 +1 for getting rid of the pests of that /soc/ shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:37:29 2011 No.7831638,3 >>7831638,1 >What do you think about meido now? He's too slow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:39:45 2011 No.7831638,4 >>7831638,1 Took too long to delete this shit thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:56:11 2011 No.7831638,5 >>7831638,1 Are we supposed to be impressed that a 4chan janitor can execute the basic duties which are expected of them?

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Sep 5 18:08:37 2011 No.7831638,6 I was expecting thread full of cute otaku female /jp/ Anons but NOPE.JPG, gayness and traps as usual. Rude sage.

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