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FUCK YOU, YOU GOD DAMNED WESTABOOS. WHY CAN'T YOU RAISE A REAL PET AND HOPE IT BECOMES YOUR ETERNAL WAIFU IN THE NEXT LIFE INSTEAD OF WANKING OFF TO NONEXISTANT SLUTS!

PIC RELATED, IT'S WHAT WEEABOOS ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN.

>> No.7887462
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>> No.7887461

I'm really nice to my cat but she has yet to reward me by assuming a human form.

What am I missing??

>> No.7887465

lol, op got mad after his thread got deleted

>> No.7887474

>>7887458
>inu9

If you weren't a "westaboo", "weeaboo", whatever, why would you have this kind of...tag for your pics?

>> No.7887475

>>7887458
>ITT Why aren't you a furry /jp/!

>> No.7887484

I like both 2d women and dogs because they're cute, easily aroused and keep their mouths shut.

>> No.7887489

>>7887461
They can't be fixed else they can't go in heat and turn human to repay you with sex.

>> No.7887500

I was thinking on buying a cat, but I'm afraid I'd not be responsible enough to take care of it, or my heart would just break in half when it inevitably died before me.

What should I do, /jp/? Not buy a cat? But I want a cat!

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>>7887484
>dogs
>keep their mouth shut

>> No.7887512

>>7887500
You don't need to buy one. With enough prowess and cat weed, you can skillfully jack one from the streets that careless owners simply let go of during the night.

I mean, the cats were supposed to come back during the day, but they'll never know. How is it different from a car accident or animal control?

>> No.7887516

>>7887507
My dog is pretty damn quiet unless someone's at the door.

>> No.7887528

>>7887512
>cat netori

You sick fuck.

>> No.7887529
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>>7887500
>I'm afraid I'd not be responsible enough to take care of it
What? All you have to do is feed it and clean its shitbox. Cats take care of themselves.

>my heart would just break in half when it inevitably died before me
You're planning on living 15+ more years?

>> No.7887532

>>7887512
Stealing other people cats?
You bastard.

>> No.7887544

>>7887500

Pretty much what >>7887529 said. If you're that scared for it's loss, get a pair of cats instead of just one. I mean, you'll only get to keep two, and you'll have to give out the rest of adoption if you don't want your house swarming with cats in a couple of years, but at least it'll mitigate the pain up to some point.

Though, I guess giving the cats away is more painful. Oh well.

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BUMP, YOU WEAABO TRASH

>> No.7887722

>>7887712
>bump a shitty thread please

>> No.7887728

>>7887712
Holy fuck, you haven't left yet? Get out of /jp/.

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