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7899047 No.7899047 [Reply] [Original]

Do you want to suck cocks because you want to be a little girl, or do you want to be a little girl because you want to suck cocks?

>> No.7899061

I just love cocks in general.

>> No.7899057

Manually managing memory makes me feel like I am a good maid-programmer that doesn't want to use unnecessary memory on eir masters' computers. I feel dirty and disrespectful when using GC, and a good maid should always be proper and honest.
That's why I dislike GC and why I want to become a little girl.

>> No.7899056

>suck cocks
Reported for /a/. /jp/ wants to be a pure girls, not sluts.
Take your faggotry back to that shithole.

>> No.7899065

>>7899056

pure girls don't exist

they'll all eventually suck cock

>> No.7899073
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>>7899056
nope

>> No.7899075

But I don't want to suck cocks.

>> No.7899076
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7899076

Neither.
I want to suck cock because i am gay.

>> No.7899085

I'm not gay.

>> No.7899087

Wrong board.

>> No.7899092

>>7899087

really?

>> No.7899109 [DELETED] 

Being gay, liking 3D and cocks are the /a/ related habits. Homosexuals and 3Dfags do not belong on /jp/. So if you are gay, like cocks or a 3Dfag and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/a/ is for straight males, touhou and 2D lovers only. It is a place to worship touhou maidens and engage in meaningful discussions.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

>> No.7899105

>>7899076
do you look like that anime girl in real life?

>> No.7899115

Being gay, liking 3D and cocks are the /a/ related habits. Homosexuals and 3Dfags do not belong on /jp/. So if you are gay, like cocks or a 3Dfag and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for straight males, touhou and 2D lovers only. It is a place to worship touhou maidens and engage in meaningful discussions.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

>> No.7899118

>>7899115
suck my cock dude

>> No.7899122

>>7899115
Fuck off to pooshlmer, troll.

>> No.7899124

>>7899118
GC is shit.

>> No.7899125

>>7899115

/jp/ is for guys who want to be little girls sucking cock, not gays

>> No.7899130
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7899130

Homosexuals account for a disproportionate number of hepatitis cases: 70-80% in San Francisco, 29% in Denver, 66% in New York City, 56% in Toronto, 42% in Montreal, and 26% in Melbourne.
37% of homosexuals engage in sadomasochism, which accounts for many accidental deaths. In San Francisco, classes were held to teach homosexuals how to not kill their partners during sadomasochism.

41% of homosexuals say they have had sex with strangers in public restrooms, 60% say they have had sex with strangers in bathhouses, and 64% of these encounters have involved the use of illegal drugs.

Depending on the city, 39-59% of homosexuals are infected with intestinal parasites like worms, flukes and amoebae, which is common in filthy third world countries.

The median age of death of homosexuals is 42 (only 9% live past age 65). This drops to 39 if the cause of death is AIDS. The median age of death of a married heterosexual man is 75.

>> No.7899131

I'd suck the cock of a fellow /jp/sie. I have no interest in normalfags.

>> No.7899135

>>7899131
>>7899125
Stop it.

>> No.7899136

>>7899130
That's nice and all but good /jp/sie don't want to have sex with strangers or engage in sadomasochism.

>> No.7899139

>>7899135

Sounds like you didnt suck your daily cock yet.

>> No.7899144
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7899144

>>7899139

Attention, citizens of /jp/! Daily reminder for all of you.

You do not belong on /jp/ if:

- you like 3DPD. You may not like both 3D and 2D, only 2D is allowed.
- You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
- Openly not NEET
- Support "anon is legion" mindset
- Don't like 2hu, complain about 2hu
- You enjoy/create/participate in the shit threads like sion botnet, /v/ideo, cock, gay, LGBT pride, 3D cross-dress, "so ronery =(" aka closet normalfag, greentext stories etc.
- You wish to have a "normal" life and bitch about it on /jp/.
- You enjoy a social faggotry/ life experience stories on /jp/.
- You bump shitty threads/never sage.
- Get angry at usage of sage
- You seriously respond to shitty troll threads, turning them into a troll circlejerk. (Instead of reporting and hiding it).
- Think that shitty repost threads at 02:00 with a flanfly picture near it are funny. (No, really dude. If you think that they are funny, you need a serious help).
- Never get doubles
- Post /b/ macros and reaction pictures
- Incorrectly use spoiler tags
- Incorrectly use greentext
- Post greentext implying.

This isn't an off-topic post. It explains unwritten rules of this board, so you can more happily enjoy your time here on /jp/.

Have a nice day.

premiers

>> No.7899147

>>7899144

You seem upset.

>> No.7899155

>>7899144
Nobody belongs on /jp/, anymore. /jp/ shouldn't exist. It is a ruined paradise infested by cockroaches.

>> No.7899156

>>7899144
That kopipe is completely butchered.

>> No.7899157

>>7899144
Congratulations for your doubles.

p.-s.: GC is shit.

>> No.7899158

>>7899144

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

>> No.7899163

>>7899130
>The median age of death of homosexuals is 42 (only 9% live past age 65). This drops to 39 if the cause of death is AIDS. The median age of death of a married heterosexual man is 75.
I searched it up if it was true...
It was true.

>> No.7899164

>>7899160
>yurishit
>>>/u/

>> No.7899160

If I got turned into a girl if I didn't kill myself first I'd become a lesbian.

>> No.7899162

I want to suck cocks because I'm bisexual and find it arousing.
But I wanted to become a little girl even before I came to terms with my sexuality, so it's somewhat separate.

>> No.7899166

>>7899144
>(No, really dude. If you think that they are funny, you need a serious help)

Really, if you don't need serious help then you don't belong on /jp/.

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7899168

>>7899156
Ruined? Kinda, maybe.

>> No.7899169

I think we all agree GC is shit.

>> No.7899176

>>7899164
>Butthurt faggot.
>>>/y/

>> No.7899179

>>7899144

>Never get doubles

>> No.7899180

>>7899164
>>7899176
your shit

>> No.7899194

>>7899163
>I looked it up on the internet and found several right-wing websites collaborating the information, which is good enough for me.
I wonder if it's actually true. If it is true, I wonder if the information is recent, or just extrapolated (or guessed) from 20-30 year old information coming from biased reporting sources. Even if the information is recent, I wonder if it's true as a worldwide average or just in developed, non-shitty nations.

I wonder if people believe that being gay ensures you won't live much past 40.

>> No.7899215

>>7899194
http://wthrockmorton.com/2008/11/13/new-danish-study-reviews-mortality-among-married-gays/

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>>7899194
LGBT pride boy detected.

>> No.7899246

>>7899219
Unhygienic hambeast detected.

>> No.7899254

>>7899219
>>>/soc/ detected

>> No.7899259

二氏ら身らか手地味か殻と名その空園と濃い措置名問いに血も身らか血くら
もらといさなちり

なミリ煮の伊チリ利らはんらなる

>> No.7899292

>>7899047
Please use a touhou image if you want to shitpost.

>> No.7899307

>>7899219
>ghost
>not spectre

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