/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why haven't you taken your daily protein shake yet?

[Anonymous No.]

I've got your protein right here *grabs dick*

[Anonymous No.]

I have. Except it was actually whey protein, not semen.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm all out, can I have some of yours?

[wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP No.]

holy HELL...CUM...in HD
can a girl get preggers if she drinks cum xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003417
ha ha
preggers

[Anonymous No.]

I always wanted to, but I can never do it after I cum.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't drink protein shakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003542
There should be doujins where instead of "DON"T CUM INSIDE ME!" and them of course being cummed inside anyway, they want to be cummed inside, but then regret it soon after it happens.

But thinking about it this is probably just a male thing. So the same thing but with gay sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm, uhhhh, all outta Fan-ta.

[Anonymous No.]

I've had two today. Still got about 15lb in reserve, so I'm good until February.

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously hope anyone living in 2011 doesn't not take a BCAA shake post-workout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003562
>post-workout

You mean pre-workout, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I jerked off 3 times in 45 minutes last night. There was also a noticable difference in the ejaculations. The first was very thick and white, the second was white but runny, and the third was almost clear and very watery. The third one took the longest while to reach and was the most satisfying because of how sweaty and fast I was masturbating. I could feel the orgasm very slowly and gently begin and then the feeling kept getting stronger and stronger until eventually the pleasure caused me to shiver like I was cold. I wonder how many times I get myself off before it became impossible or too difficult.