/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

me, typeical /jp/er, neet, virgin, no friends and shitpost

16 days no internet and computer
16 days no fap (still continue it)

can you break my record?

[Anonymous No.]

Why the hell would I want to subject myself to such torture?

[Anonymous No.]

I might be willing to do the no-fap thing but my entire life revolves around the internet/computer.

[Anonymous No.]

could you go back to not being on the internet for the sake of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Ascetics, please kill yourself out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I want that Rika.

[Anonymous No.]

16 day shitposting streak?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd have absolutely nothing to do.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>posting on /jp/ with no access to the internet

Do you use magic?

[「ロリアキ」 No.]

Why would I want to? That's like breaking someone's record for getting belted in the balls.

[Anonymous No.]

69 days without a computer.

In that time I learned to self fellate. I'm not sure if this really beats your record, but I'd say I win on both accounts.

[Anonymous No.]

That's unhealthy
My personal record is 4 days. Yes. I am proud of that.

[Anonymous No.]

2 months in military basic training. shit sucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>8026533
>Not fapping softly on the bunk at night

[Anonymous No.]

>I want that Rika.

I got that figure without ordering it.

I think it was back in 2006 and a buddy of mine of mine called me up out of the blue.

Buddy: "You still collect catgirls?"
Me: "Of course, why?"
Buddy: "I have a spare Rika"
Me: "Who the fuck is Rika?"
Buddy: "Higurashi. She is the one who.."
Me: "Right right... Rings a bell now. Does she have a tail?"
Buddy: "Yea, several different faces and cat accessories. You want my spare Rika for $5?"
Me: "You still owe me $20"

And that is how I got that figure.. I didn't even know the figure existed and wasn't a Higurashi fan at the time.

(Here is an older picture of it, all covered in drywall dust).

[Anonymous No.]

I went three years.

Fuck yeah, warped morals and obsessive-compulsive disorder!

[Anonymous No.]

I went 13 years faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8026556
I don't believe you went three years without a computer, unless it was like the year 1980, without proper internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8026448
I want to see some hotglue on that Rika.

Come one guys, lets have some. This thread can't get any shittier!

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

fap

[Anonymous No.]

>>8026578
I'd do it for you if I had the figure. All I can do now is a printed picture.

If anyone wants to donate money towards buying a figure so I can fulfill this man's dream, please let me know.

[None !LAMbDA1WP2 No.]

>>8026578
I did it once. I felt so fucking bad afterwards that I'll never do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

No, I couldn't. And why should I?

Let's have contests to see how long people can go without things /jp/ can actually go without. Like eating. I made 4 days myself. I was going to go longer but I was forced to go out for dinner because apparently it was my 21st birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8027607
What an anticlimax.