/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why does my room stink so strongly of semen? The smell usually isn't noticeable at all, but right now it's permeating the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8149934
How can I reverse the process before it's too late?

[Anonymous No.]

It was always there, you're just noticing it now because you're turning into a were-slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8149936
You must find and kill the were-slut that sucked your cock, dude

[gensokyo_gal_97 !6WLOYpwYgg No.]

>>8149940
Please, anything but that! :(

[Anonymous No.]

It was like this for me when I threw my used tissues in a nearby bin.

If you have semen covered tissues laying around in your habitat, it will gather that musk, and it will linger. When I threw away my old, yellow semen encrusted tissues and started flushing all the new arrivals instead of keeping them in my room, the smell disappeared after a while.

[Kudryavka !!wEyYEw5OlKU No.]

>>8149946
>tissues
But isn't it inconvenient how you have to go out and buy more? Just use a sock.

[Anonymous No.]

Febreeze, it works wonders

[Anonymous No.]

>>8149946
This, always throw away tissues immediately. I learned through experience, sadly. I'm pretty sure my mom noticed, too. The smell was horrendous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8149954
I tried that once. I don't know why, but I just felt disgusted. I think it was either because I ruined a perfectly fine pair of socks or because I hated the thought of having a sock with my accumulated jizz laying around until I did the laundry.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>8149954
Or ejaculate retrograde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8149969
The remorse that you feel after cumming in your own mouth because you're too lazy to clean up is even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

Just jerk off in your hand and wash it off afterward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8149959
>>8149946
I have a towel with over a years worth of cum build up. It smells pretty delicious me. It has a sweet smell and I never smelt any hint of it anywhere around my room either.

I think you guys are smelling odor from your sweaty ballsack or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8149977
Good god.

[Anonymous No.]

I expect a horrible smell from beneath my bed

[Anonymous No.]

Guys are disgusting...This thread proves it.

[Anonymous No.]

THE SEMEN MOLECULES ARE DECAYING!

SUMMON PENIS BUDDHA, QUICK! ONLY XE CAN SAVE YOU!

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>8149982
Everybody's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Ejaculating into hand and licking the mess up is best. No tissues or socks to worry about cleaning up afterwards and semen is healthy no fat protein so it’s an ok snack.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit /jp/, what the fuck?
Goddamn, now I see why every other board thinks you guys are fuckin revolting.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>8149992
Except for the fact it's your own jizz. But hey, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not using boxers
They're going in the wash anyway (assuming you wash your clothes weekly)

When I was a stupid teenager, I used the same pair of boxers for probably around a year and a half (not-washed)...but my semen does actually smell sweet (like fucking sugar) for whatever reason, so it never bothered anyone except for my conscience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8149999
>assuming you wash your clothes weekly
lol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8149982
Did you want someone to respond and say "Oh hey, a girl, wow!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>8149998
Better your own jizz then say horse jizz:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/capital-life/5176745/Women-flock-to-take-horse-semen-shots

[Anonymous No.]

>>8150007
Don't kid yourself.

[Tokiko No.]

>>8149999
You're disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8150015
Right then, I'll just fuck off back to /tg/.
At least all the threads will be on topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8149999
>sweet (like fucking sugar)

You've got diabetes, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8150020
I consider myself highly ethical and morally aware

Physically, hey I do laundry and shave weekly, so even though it's the bare minimum, I look like a god probably compared to the /jp/ stereotype

[Anonymous No.]

>>8150030
my body fate percentage is like 5
You have to have a minimum of 25% to be diabetic I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>8150022
fat fucks from /tg/ aren't welcome to complain on this board. go lick the mods asshole on /tg/ and stay there. you're basically /soc/ material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8150036
Not really, I used to go to school with an anorexic looking girl and she had diabetes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8150046
well I don't have a genetic history in my family that I know of
It would honestly just be another impetus to sudoku, so I don't even give a shit
Still doubt it considering how much sugar I consume

[Tokiko No.]

>>8150036
I'm a type one diabetic and I'm really thin, 6'3" and 110 pounds. The effects of undiagnosed diabetes can hang around for a year or so before it gets so bad that you almost die or do die. Do you have any of these symptoms?

> Craving sweet things
> Having to piss a lot / always thirsty
> Getting tired easily

If you have some of those, you should consider asking your doctor if it's possible that you're diabetic, especially if there's people in your family that are. And it doesn't just happen to kids; some people get it in their late teens (like I did) or their early 20s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8150030
You learn things from doujins!

[Tokiko No.]

>>8150059
Diabetics don't have incredibly veiny penises, for those wondering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8150057
Well...fuck
Except for the piss a lot thing, rarely more than twice a day
Those symptoms seem too broad though, considering all humans crave sweet things, and the tired thing could be due to a myriad of reasons (like depression, or lack of sleep)

[Schrödinger !!X/iiHDkMxCz No.]

>>8150022
>all the threads will be on topic.
>/tg/
That's slightly less believable than the poster pretending to be a girl.