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Hey, /jurassicpark/. I'm here as a refugee from the other boards. /sp/ is full of niggerball, /b/ sucks, and the /mu/ crowd is dissapoint.

Can I stay for awhile?

>> No.8168330

Sure. Gab some popcorn, we're just getting started.

>> No.8168328

no.

>> No.8168333

>>8168322
Don't come running here with your tail between your legs.

Go back to your board and defend it from retards.

Fight the good fight, comrade.

>> No.8168336

OP again. I don't know a ton about Japan. I can say that I loved Spirited Away, and Kimba the White Lion, but that's about as far as I've delved into Japanese culture.

Oh, and this war game where I took the Ikko-Ikkai to become the military leader.

Teach me, and I can teach you about Finland, Ice Hockey, and great Beer

>> No.8168331
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8168331

Get fucked by an all male middle school classroom.

>> No.8168338

>>8168336

We don't take kindly to horseplay around here.

>> No.8168340

>>8168333
/mu/ will never be defendable.

I plan on going to /sp/ once the niggerball craze dies down

>> No.8168346

>>8168340
I thought you had some sort of Nazi in charge.

Surely he would be able to keep the order.

>> No.8168343

>>8168336
I'm not horse-playing intentionally. I'm migrating

>> No.8168354
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>>8168336
Come to troll /jp/ and it's not about nukes, also, the post doesn't contain the word weabo.
You get a point for originality at least.

>> No.8168359

>>8168343
/k/, /x/, /tg/, and /a/ are somewhat visitor-accessible.

/jp/ is just a shithole. You don't want to come here.

>> No.8168357

>>8168354
I'm not trolling!

I'm srs bro

>> No.8168361

>>8168336
1. Download a random Touhou game
2. Play it
3. Come back here
4. Discuss the characters with us

>> No.8168369

>>8168361
5.Defend your touhou against "your 2hu is shit, mine xxx is better" argument.

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>>8168327
People are strange. Just make sure that if you ever get a girlfriend, you don't let it slip when you get really drunk one time.

Nothing wrong with being attracted to people who look like your mother; it's not really the same as being attracted to your mother.

>> No.8168373

>>8168361
where I can download these games?

>> No.8168381

>>8168373
/rs/

>> No.8168383

>>8168373
>>>/rs/
>>>/google/

>> No.8168380

>>8168373
http://www.mediafire.com/?hbabbk5qnbyjk
Enjoy.

>> No.8168379

I also LOVE Durarara!

>> No.8168385

6. read finnish 4koma in the original finnish

>>8168373
/rs/ or Google.

I hope you like shoot-em-ups.

>> No.8168392

Okay, DLing Touhou 9 right now.

>> No.8168390

>>8168373
/rs/ have it.
Just search for:
Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
Perfect Cherry Blossom
Imperishable Night
Mountain of Faith
Subterranean Animism
or you can visit the wiki for the other games.
Choose your poison.
If I was to reccomend any to you would be Embodiment, Perfect cherry or Mountain, they have less gimmicks to deal with so they are beginner friendly.

>> No.8168393

>>8168379
Durarara is /a/, this is a board for Touhou and visual novels.

>> No.8168402

>>8168393
affirmative.

is it okay to listen to the Smashing Pumpkins whilst I play?

>> No.8168400

>>8168392
Playing 9 alone can get you bored quicker than the other games, if you have a friend that will play with you, it's a great choice.

>> No.8168403

>>8168402
NO

>> No.8168405

>>8168400
I decided for the Cherry Blossoms

>> No.8168413

>>8168410
well, I didn't know how good the soundtrack was?

>> No.8168410

>>8168402
>Playing touhou listening to songs other than the game bgm.
ISHYGDDT.

>> No.8168417

>>8168413
Stage and character themes are kind of a big deal.

>> No.8168418

>>8168417
Got it. 10 minutes till downloaded.

>> No.8168421
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8168421

Rules of /jp/:
1. No creating topics
2. Sage must be used, all the time
3. Tokiko is the best touhou

>> No.8168423

No creating topics... how does that work?

>> No.8168424

>>8168413
Most popular example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gaMX_NTLRw

>> No.8168426

What's going on here, you guys making a new touhou friend?

>> No.8168432

>>8168424
Dude, how is that piano playing on its own?

>> No.8168433

You're not quick-witted enough to survive on /jp/, OP.

>> No.8168436
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8168436

Ritualistic repetition of memes and reposting anime screencaps is part of daily /jp/ policy

say OP, which touhou would you fuck?

>> No.8168437

>>8168421
Rules of /jp/ :
1. You must be a asshole to tripfags and/or namefags.
2. The opnions of those said above are worth less than shit, don't listen to them or you'll just become as retarded as them.
3. You only sage if you think your post don't add anything of value to the thread, it's not a offense agains OP or anything you may have heard in other thread, just think of being humble as the japanese, it's a weaboo thing.
4. Create topics, it makes the board better no matter what the autistic dwellers will say.

>> No.8168446

ok, playing Tuohuo 7 right now

>> No.8168448

>>8168446

Good luck.

>> No.8168456

:3

>> No.8168459

The blanket I sleep with and use to keep warm in the winter is a Jurassic Park. It makes me think of you guys.

>> No.8168467

I was at first going to bitch that niggerball is actually niggeregg, but than I realised tou meant apehoop.
Carry on, I guess.

>> No.8168462

>>8168424
Even better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW2Czu58UbQ

>> No.8168463

>>8168456
Fuck off.

>> No.8168473

>>8168462

this shit is grat

>> No.8168486

>>8168448
I dig it. still playing. Any tips/tricks?

>> No.8168483

Don't forget!
Everyone who disagrees with your opinion is autistic as fuck

>> No.8168488

Can someone post that Touhou Zen copypasta?

>> No.8168490

This thread made me realize that I've never actually played PCB on lunatic before. Dunno how that happened. My first attempt, made it to stage 5 and got my shit fucked up by Youmu. Not too bad by my standards, considering it's past 2AM. Maybe tomorrow I'll try for a 1cc.

>> No.8168497

/jp/:

Touhou thread
Touhou thread
VN thread
Cock lover and Saten anon thread
Cock lover and Saten anon thread
Tripfags circlejerking thread
Tripfags circlejerking thread
Tripfags circlejerking thread
Tripfags circlejerking thread
Tripfags circlejerking thread
Tripfags circlejerking thread
Shitposters general thread
Shitposters general thread
Shitposters general thread
Shitposters general thread
Shitposters general thread
Shitposters general thread
Shitposters general thread

>> No.8168501

You're going to need to play VNs too. Start with Tsukihime.

>> No.8168502

>>8168486
Hold shift for focused movement.

>> No.8168503
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>>8168486
Y - shoot
X - bombs
SHIFT - focused movement

When you are about to die use bombs.

>> No.8168505

>>8168497
I don't like touhou
I don't like VNs besides some fetish nukige/Liar soft nobody else likes
I don't like mmo/jrpg shitposting and I report that ever time
I report saten/homu/tomadachi threads too
I don't have a trip

I'm here every day.
WHY

>> No.8168509

>>8168503
I mean Z is shoot.

excuse my slav keyboard.

>> No.8168510

>>8168462
That MIDI makes my Yamaha keyboard freak the fuck out.

>> No.8168512

>>8168505
>I report homu threads

You monster.

>> No.8168515

>>8168488
The first time you play Touhou, you play it like Space Invaders. You move back and forth frantically. You die a lot.

Then you realize that you can move up and down, too. You complete EASY MODO.

Then you come to understand streaming. If the bullets are aimed at you, you don't move frantically; you move slowly to one side in a very cautious, streamlined manner. You complete NORMAL MODO.

Then one day you realize that you can see the spaces between the bullets instead of the bullets themselves. You feel like Neo as he saw the truth behind the Matrix. You complete HARD MODO.

Finally, you realize that Touhou is not a two-dimensional game; it has a third dimension: time. As your mind thinks in all three dimensions at once, transferring the Z axis of normal experience to a Z axis of time, you finally realize how to be in the right place at the right time to beat the hardest of spell cards. You complete LUNATIC MODO. You have reached Touhou Zen.

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>>8168505
>report saten threads
What a faggot

>> No.8168531

>>8168505
>Liar soft
fucking hipster

>> No.8168539

ok guys op here.

I am getting my ass kicked by bosses.

need tips.

also, mediafiredump of all of these games

>> No.8168540

>>8168539
Hold shift for focused movement.

>> No.8168545

>>8168539
Watch replays on youtube. Something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/user/raak1010
http://www.youtube.com/user/Drayenomg

>> No.8168557

>>8168539
Avoid the bullets. Also, hold shift for focused movement.

Seriously, though, it's just a matter of practice and learning how to read the patterns.

>> No.8168584

brb

game gave me a flashbacknigg

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