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>/jp/

>> No.8307940
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Problem?

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>> No.8307943

First, we get a hiragana captcha. Quality of /jp/ improves drastically ...for a few weeks, when we notice that a lot of the shitposters enjoy shitting up /jp/ enough to learn hiragana. So we try a katakana captcha instead, and same thing happens, works at first, but doesn't take long before everyone can bypass it. So we decide that the kana are a little too use to learn, and decide to move on to kanji, using grade 1 jouyou kanji, which most veterans should know by now, but should be enough to scare away anyone unwanted. Things look brighter, but with time, it's undeniable that /jp/ is starting to return to how it was. Let's move up to grade 2, that should be harder! Same thing happens. Grade 3, same thing. Grade 4, 5 and 6, same thing. High school jouyou! A golden age of a few months, and then the same. Well, fuck kanji, let's do some vocabulary. Same thing. Advanced vocabulary! Advanced grammar! 2ch slang! Osakaben! Yakuza slang! The way samurai addressed their daimyo in the Sengoku era!

And about 2 years after the hiragana captcha was introduced, most /jp/ers knew more Japanese than Japanese people themselves.

>> No.8307947

>hirigana captcha
I'd be okay with this. It'd reflect /jp/'s elitism and cut down on shitposting.

>> No.8307948

>>8307943
i laughed way too hard at this

>> No.8307951

>>8307943

Eventually, /jp/ will be nothing but shitposters shitposting

but in Japanese.

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>>8307948

>> No.8307961

The trolls are more dedicated than the regular /jp/ poster, they will learn the syllabary if needed and come back 200% more effective.

>> No.8307963

>>8307943
I fully support this idea.

>> No.8307964

>>8307943
And then we can all move to 2channel.

sugoi sugoi!

>> No.8307956

>>8307951
I would have zero problem with this.

Also, there is no better way to learn a language than through shitposting.

>> No.8307957

>>8307934
He doesn't even think we're serious about this... ;_;

>> No.8307976

>>8307964
yeh the only problem is that you cant post there though

>> No.8307985

>>8307976
Surely with our new found language skill we could sniff out some Japanese proxies.

>> No.8307992

>>8307985
>Japanese proxies
At least 7 of them.

>> No.8307990

>>8307943
Let's make it happen. I know there are hiragana captchas.

>> No.8308008

>>8307985
A pay out the ass for a Japanese VPN to play my autism games on japanese servers.

So there are options, you just have to be willing to abuse your wallet for them.

>> No.8308003

>>8307976
2channel isn't 2chan!

>> No.8308006

>>8307990
http://captcha.biz/localizations/japanese-captcha.html#japanese-hiragana-captcha-images

>> No.8308011

>>8307992
Well yeah.

We need a least 5 for every from /jp/, then 2 extra in case on of gets banned for shitposting too much.

>> No.8308016

>>8308011
>We need at least 5 for everyone from /jp/, then 2 extra in case one of us gets banned for shitposting too much.

I shouldn't post when I'm drinking.

>> No.8308015

>>8308008
>abuse your wallet
This is /jp/; I believe you mean, "abuse your parent's wallet."

>> No.8308020
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sounds like a good idea to me

>> No.8308024

He laughed because he doesn't care we get it.

can we move on with our lives

>> No.8308022

>>8307934
Oh good someone finally asked him. We have this thread like once a month.

Shame we got the expected answer.

>> No.8308032

I fully support this!
Triping and everything.

ひらがなとカタカナcapcha!
(would be good for my katakana, as never was that good at it...

>> No.8308031

>>8308024
Shut up faggot.
I'm getting tired of your bullshit.

>> No.8308043

>>8307943
ジュ　mad?

>> No.8308050

Honestly:

The reason moot would never make /jp/ harder to post in is because he thinks it's a dumping ground for /a/.

Hiragana captcha would be good for the /jp/ community, but the shitposters who weren't dedicated enough to pick hiragana up would just flow back into /a/ like turds that don't flush.

/a/ is way bigger than /jp/. Moot has his lowest common denominator to think of, and that lowest common denominator is /a/.

>> No.8308051

>>8308043
おこっている？

>> No.8308056

Look! Do you see it! It's another shitty metathread.

Hello metathread that will accomplish nothing other than having people shitpost left and right!

>> No.8308063

>>8308056
Are you still seriously worried about how shitposting will effect the board? We're way past that point now. Just a step away from open anarchy.

>> No.8308065

>>8308056
おこっている？

>> No.8308071

>>8308051
>>8308065
New /jp/ meme.

おこっている？

>> No.8308081

>>8308063

shitposting huh

shitposting shitposting

pitch hosting

hitch posted toast totes chote piss ship tops hiss choad those coats

get thee to a hippery hoppery

>> No.8308086

>>8308003
Is it 2ch or 2chan that doesn't allow posting without a Japanese IP?

>> No.8308098

>>8308063

This thread was made for the simple purpose of stirring up shit. That should have been perfectly clear from the start and now it's nothing more than dead weight.

>> No.8308094

>>8308086
You should know this.

>> No.8308101

>>8308098
おこっている？

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>>8308071
Nope.

>> No.8308110

>>8308094
Nope, I never bothered trying to post on either. I just lurk amongst our superiors.

>> No.8308127

>>8308065
>>8308071
>>8308051

Mine was a funnier.

>> No.8308133

>>8308127
>a funnier

Shit sorry, I meant a funnier pun.Liquor drives the depression away.

>> No.8308141

>>8308127
ねえ？

怒ってる?

>> No.8308151

Do it. Do it. Do it.

>> No.8308157

>>8308110
tbh i hate it when people say superiors...
sure they have better work ethics and much richer history.
but mentally and physically we are the same, they might just have better ways of doing certain things.

And i perfer hungal to kanji myself, but the kanji does come in handy

>> No.8308160

>>8308071
４ね

>> No.8308166

>>>/v/122652447

>> No.8308163

>>8308133
I envy you. What're you drinking?

>> No.8308314

>>8308163
peppermint Schnopps,100 proof.

>> No.8308397

>>8308314
I'm enjoying some hot coffee and saving the drinking until Saturday.
Enjoy your booze. I could never get a handle on peppermint schnapps.

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