/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

what is the best way to die, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

wheres that from

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393193
Welcome to the NHK. Watch it and know that feel.

[Anonymous No.]

pills, alcohol, warm bath. Slash your elbows, wrists, and the insides of your knees with a straight razor.

[Anonymous No.]

first, you stop living

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393198
The manga is better. The anime lacks and it leaves out a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

the death of starvation and dehydration is one of the most hussleless

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>>8393200
but they take a fucklong time, are exceedingly painful, and can be easily interrupted by outsiders.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate it when some fucking faggots are like "dying is such a hassle it hurts???"
If you even think of killing yourself. You should fucking already accept the pain! Goddamnit. Because of all of you faggots those who commit suicide are mocked at. (why)?
Because it is right we prevent others from killing themselves loose the nobility of suicide. Just fuck me society fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not hassle. You would have to find way that will suit you!

[Anonymous No.]

form a band and commit suicide on the stage.

[Anonymous No.]

Drowning is supposed to be one of the most peaceful ways to die.

[The Cat Wizard !/aPzExRzGw No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393219
that would be like Sonic. Horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393223
People who live with parents won't be able to do that. What about something possible and easier to do?

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>>8393196
heard wrist cutting isn't actually very effective even if you do this properly.

>>8393209
there's shittons of things other than pain that make it a hassle. selling your stuff, gathering supplies (pills for example), writing a suicide note etc. imagine you're a hikkikomori and you actually have to go out to get pills or something like that. pain is the easiest thing about suicide IMO. i for example have lots of stuff to before i die and it makes me sick, i wish i could just go and slash my wrists now without bothering about what will happen to everything else.

[The Cat Wizard !/aPzExRzGw No.]

>>8393232
There's this copypasta.

Light a charcoal fire. Find a nice safe way to do it indoors, I believe in you I'm sure you can figure out
what container to use.
Air seal the room, or at least as best you can, tape, bags, saran wrap, whatever you have.
Sit back and enjoy the fumes, you will get drowsy, and slowly drift off to dream land. Allow for at least
three or four hours for the effects to take place, meaning wait for your parents to leave, don't have any
packages delivered that day, make sure it's not your grandma's birthday...
When you are sure you have at least that long without being discovered and are fairly sure
you won't burn down your dwelling go ahead and take the plunge. Sleeping pills are sometimes used
before to quicken the process, and make it more comfortable (the smoke can be irritating if you stay
awake too long), I suppose this could be farther enhanced by an alcohol/aspirin mix but that's at your
own discretion. Enjoy Gensokyo OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393223
that's one nice and creative way to die, thank you! would never get that idea myself.

[Anonymous No.]

get a sex change if that fails you can kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

http://fringe.davesource.com/Fringe/Information/Suicide_FAQ.html

[Tokiko No.]

A needle of insulin is all it takes. You start to feel sleepy and you go into a deep sleep. And they can't tell how you died, so they assume natural causes.

Good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

throw toaster in a filled bathtub

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393257
> Caffeine
Dosage: 20 grammes (someone said 8 -> 10 grammes)
Time: not known
Available: Caffeine tablets available in Chemist shops
Certainty: don't know
Notes: I don't know very much about this. There isn't all that much
caffeine in coffee, maybe 200 mg.


That's best method ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393247
you could get a husbando

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8393267
This is one is no-fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393257
I've had this one bookmarked for ages now
http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/suicideguide.htm

[Anonymous No.]

I always knew that I would off myself one day.
What surprises me though is my reluctance to take the final step. I'm as low as one could get and I'm still hanging on. It's irrational.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393364
>What surprises me though is my reluctance to take the final step. I'm as low as one could get and I'm still hanging on. It's irrational.

Well, it's not like there's any particular hurry. You'll get around to it eventually.

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>>8393364
I know the feel

[Anonymous No.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_asphyxiation

Problem is you have to get out to your local airgas and buy some liquid nitrogen and find a container to store it in. The LN2 itself isn't too expensive, but a dewar is. You are probably best off renting one, and even that costs a fair amount.

Not cheap, but probably the easiest option. You could try using dry ice while you sleep if you wanted to try it a different way.

[Anonymous No.]

Funny that this is the first thread that I see.

I was just searching google for a method of suicide.

Need to die..

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know how to hang oneself properly?
If it breaks your neck then it should be a painless death.

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>>8393219
It feels like you were exploding inside.

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>>8393190
Depending on where you live, 'tis the season for a good death from hypothermia.
If you want it to look less of a suicide, I guess you could drink several energy drinks and take some other supplements like hydroxycut, then go on a nice long run while listening to some フニャンフニャン beats.
To your parents/friends (yeah, right), it will look like you're improving yourself while you're improving yourself!

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>>8393219
>Drowning is supposed to be one of the most peaceful ways to die.

That's completely false. You die in terror with your heart feeling like it's exploding inside you. It's why drowning people then stopping right before they die is used as a torture method.

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>>8393529
I think he was trying to be funny.

>>8393381
Well, if it doesn't, you'll be swept away by panic and probably suffer horribly.
But for some reason it's still kind of a popular method, I guess.
At least it's pretty final once you start.

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>>8393547
Just make sure you have your pants on, and don't leave your porn folder open, or people might assume it was an accident instead of a suicide. Leaving a note might also help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393556
If you dropped your pants and left your porn folder open, your parents might assume it WAS an accident, moving them from the horribly-traumatic "My baby committed suicide," to the less-traumatic, "My baby died in a dragon-dildo related autoerotic asphyxiation accident."

You may choose the type of pornography you think will optimize lulz.

[Anonymous No.]

Heat death of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393529
>Drowning is supposed to be one of the most peaceful ways to die.
>That's completely false. You die in terror with your heart feeling like it's exploding inside you.
>It's why drowning people then stopping right before they die is used as a torture method.

You are incorrect. During the USA's Bush administration, the USA Republican party got the supreme court ruling that waterboarding is not torture and is a constitutionally legal method to use in questioning people.

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>>8394774

You are incorrect. During the USA's Bush administration, the USA Republican party got the supreme court ruling that waterboarding is not torture and is a constitutionally legal method to use in questioning moslem pigs, which are not people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393201
Novel > Anime > Manga

[wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP No.]

the best way to die is to fall in hot as HELL LAVA in a cool way like the terminator did

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>8394801

That would be like getting sent straight to HELL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393198
>>8393201
>>8394792
>>>/a/

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>>8394830
y u so mad?

[Anonymous No.]

It's gotta be something impulsive like a firearm. That way you don't have time to rethink your decision.

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>>8394830
Take it easy, it was just a comment.

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>>8393242
Huh, didn't think I'd see that again. I wrote an updated one a few months ago, might want to check it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8394833
>He thinks using a gun is even remotely reliable.

Enjoy living without half of your face.

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>>8394843
And then it will snowball into a circlejerk over anime, manga, and light novels, all of which belong in /a/. Fuck off with that shit already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8393257
was going to post this

[Anonymous No.]

>>8394854
if you don't use the proper caliber and the proper angle ...

12 gauge to the mouth is the best way

pistol ?
.44 magnum to the head

less powerfull ?
9x19 or 9x18 mm to the right/left side of the head ( brain level )

a bit more powerfull ?
.45ACP, 10mm or .40s&w to the mouth or one of the side of the head ( aiming for the brain for sure )

with weapon ?
jump from the 10th floor of a building, head first

[Anonymous No.]

>>8394881
>with weapon
>without
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>8394860
This thread doesn't belong here in the first place. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm afraid of death because I'm afraid to disappear, so I would never be able to pull that off of my own will.
Yet I wish for myself to die everyday.
I don't think I can be any more pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8394897
I know that feeling anon. My ideal way of dying is to be hit by a bus or something like that. it's too bad I never leave my house and have 0% chance of this happening. I enjoy live half of the time and the other half I just want to stop existing.

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>>8394860
>light novels [...] which belong in /a/
Get out, you are clearly new.

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>>8394881
>if you don't use the proper caliber and the proper angle

Well sure, that helps

>12 gauge to the mouth is the best way

Assuming you can hold it in place, people have survived this, and it's never pretty for them.
pistol ?

>.44 magnum to the head

The whole head? All of it? I don't know about you but I wouldn't chance a .44 magnum in the position you'd have to hold it for this to work.

>less powerfull ?
9x19 or 9x18 mm to the right/left side of the head ( brain level )

Are you stupid? The temple isn't where the important parts are. What you want to be hitting with anything is at about the base of your skull, just at the top of your spine. The only way to get at that yourself is through the mouth.

>a bit more powerfull ?
.45ACP, 10mm or .40s&w to the mouth or one of the side of the head ( aiming for the brain for sure )

We just went over this.

>without weapon ?
jump from the 10th floor of a building, head first

Thanks, I'll go with gassing myself. Getting to a tall building, dealing with all the people on the way up, would be enough trouble as is.

Guns are not an ideal way to offyourself. They're more for situations like "your door has just been kicked in by a no knock warrant team, you have two second to blow the brains out the back of your skull or face 20 years". There are far better options when you have the time to actually prepare.

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>>8394891
They explode in anger when someone talks about anime but they don't say anything when someone shitposts all over the place with /b/ and /r9k/ threads. Talk about being hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.]

お前ら、まず精神科に行けよｗ
日本より精神医療の進んでいるアメリカに住んでいるんだろ？ｗ
保険料が高いから、病院にも行けないのか？ｗ
国民皆保険が無いアメリカは、医療費で破産するらしいから、大変だなｗ
TPP反対！

Anyone translation please.

[Anonymous No.]

any of you who are actually suicidal should take a high-dose of some hallucinogenic drug (I suggest acid or shrooms).

not only will it take the fear of death away and put your life in better perspective, but it might just put you in a better mood that you don't want to go through with it anyway..

[Anonymous No.]

guys... don't think about suicide ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>8394936
Drug addict scum.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - TEENAGE SUICIDE - DON'T DO IT

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>>8394953

and whats your drug of choice besides touhou, vn, and vidya? everyone on here is either alcoholic or addicted to shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8394973
Shitposting is a lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8394973
>>8394953
>>8394936
"this goes out to every project and every ghetto for those getting high on every level living your life day and night getting stoned you better leave those drugs alone ya feel me" -Ghostface Killah

[Anonymous No.]

I don't generally think about or consider suicide because I know that I'll never ever be able to do it. Sure I'd be better off dead but meh.

[Anonymous No.]

Choking on mad dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Having your asshole raped by psychotic, mutated, chimpanzees on acid.

[Anonymous No.]

7days 21hours 12minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>8395201
Godspeed anon. Will you make a farewell for us?