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>> No.8394715

your my girlfrend, babe

>> No.8394714 [DELETED] 

I always pussy out in relationships because I hate myself and think I suck and I'm not worthwhile (which is probably true). In the rare event I get into a relationship, I spend it all crying about how pathetic I am and act dangerously yandere.
Though that was all years ago and now 2D has spoiled me. I don't think I could find a 3D girlfriend who would meet my insanely high standards AND put up with my blogging.

>> No.8394719
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8394719

Too many sluts in the world, im too good for them.

>> No.8394725

I actually do.

>> No.8394727

I'm in healthy, stable relationship with my dakimakura.

Also, because all girls think that and friendzone me to use me to solve their relationship problems.

>> No.8394734

Standards too high; attracted to sluts; ugly

>> No.8394728
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8394728

Kerochan is my girlfriend.

>> No.8394730

I'm too awesome for the average slut, better bring me a princess baby.

>> No.8394735

Sure I'm cute.
If you have a thing for long-haired, morbidly obese compulsive liars with aversion to shaving and lacking personal hygiene, that is.

>> No.8394736

Because no job and no money.

>> No.8394738
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8394738

low self-esteem, unwillingness to get into a relationship short or long term, and high standards.

also id rather fap to traps

>> No.8394739

But I already have a boyfriend, Suwako!

>> No.8394741 [DELETED] 

/jp/ is my girlfriend.

>> No.8394745

I'm boring.

>> No.8394748

>>8394741
And he is my boyfriend

>> No.8394747

Because being attracted to 3D after experiencing 2D is enjoying eating raw meat when you have the choice of your meals being handcooked by an expertly trained chef.

>> No.8394750

Just because it's got a happy Suwako frog doesn't mean this thread becomes /jp/-related.

>> No.8394758 [DELETED] 

>>8394747
This is a wonderfully apt analogy and I'm stealing it for future use.

>> No.8394759

don't call me cute

>> No.8394764 [DELETED] 

>>8394750
According to the janitor it does.

>> No.8394762

>>8394745

>> No.8394768 [DELETED] 

>>8394759
This.
A girl on MSN said I was cute or attractive or something the other day. She probably thought she was being nice but it pissed me off to no end, so I rambled about what a stupid slut she was and she said she started crying (probably histrionic bullshit).
That'll learn her.

>> No.8394781
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8394781

Apathy and laziness.
I just don't really want to put out the effort to have a meaningful relationship right now when I can stay in my room and take it easy. That, and my love of 2D.
I'll probably get one eventually, when I go outside and get a job and such.But for now, fuck that.

I also believe in true love and haven't met "the one." Maybe some day I will, but not finding anyone even close to her is what probably makes me apathetic. I hate that feeling when you are walking down the street and a certain girl catches your eye and you look at her and she looks back and smiles, and then you both just keep walking. What if she was the one, but we were just separated by the social inability to converse with random strangers on the sidewalk?

>> No.8394784
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8394784

Girls aren't interested in me cause i don't do things alpha males do, im way to uninterested in football, going to parties, or drinking beer, that's why i really enjoy being alone, all people are always the same... inb4 fag

>> No.8394791

Because I don't try, and 2D can't say no

>> No.8394793 [DELETED] 

>>8394784
You sound like a fag.
Mostly because you're clearly an off-border and something of a normalfag (even if you "visit /r9k/ and /adv/" or whatever).
If I was a normal person like you, looking up football scores or drinking beer every now and then wouldn't really be a challenge.

Fag.

>> No.8394797

Because I tried 3D and it was too much stress and bullshit and ended up in me being emotionally and mentally abused for 3 years by an insane woman

2D for life yo

>> No.8394800

No one calls me cute anymore. Savor it while it lasts, /jp/sies.

>> No.8394808

>>8394797
>>8394784
>>8394781
normal pigu go homu

>> No.8394821

All the good girls like Milk have been taken.

>> No.8394829

I'm indifferent.
I am actually very attractive, but my daily routine doesn't bring me in contact with many females at all. Last year I came across a pretty cute girl scrawny girl that looked autistic as fuck, but I never had the nerve to go up to her.

It saves me money being alone anyways, and like someone else said /jp/ is also my girlfriend. I like to browse while hugging a few pillows and pretend we are chatting.
No daki, because I'd associate the character on the pillow with the actual character and the characters personality would come up in my head then ruin the whole thing.

>> No.8394835

There is one anon I really like on /jp/ but I don't think he will feel the same, he has a waifu, and I don't want to spoil our internet friendship. I would be his devoted maid and do everything I could to make it work if only he asked but he never will.

The only girls I've felt giddy about either turn out to be boys or they are too reclusive because we can never really have a proper conversation.

>> No.8394852
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8394852

>>8394808
Why, is it because we don't have autism?

>> No.8394853

>>8394835
This is so pathetic.

>> No.8394861

>>8394853
I think it's cute.

>> No.8394858

I don't like 3d. Some of us have re-wired our brains to not want it.

I'm fine with women as just people to talk to like anyone else. I don't hate them. But, I'm not sexually attracted to them.

Because 2d is better. It is a superstimulus; 2d can look more attractive than is physically possible depending on how it reverberates with your unconscious desires. So, after years of it, you start to see the entire physical human race as physically disgusting in comparison.

I went to 2d not because I'm ugly, in fact I'm quite good looking; it's because I'm both too lazy and selfish to commit to a girlfriend. I hate giving up my time and compromising with women on things I don't want to do at all. Lastly I am not of the persuasion to do things purely because I'm expected to. I do whatever the fuck I want, and I'm enjoying the hell out of life like this.

>> No.8394859

Having an image macro call me "so cute" is literally the high point of my day.

>> No.8394867

Not interested

>> No.8394871

>>8394858
Word, brother. This, a thousand times.

>> No.8394898

A relationship would leave me with very little time for the consumption of shitty japanese media. Also, those social prostitutes aren't interest in someone without social connections and the ability to make them. And 'm not cute uguu~

>> No.8394910

I tried make friend once, but I was left behind for them
I ask ''why you guys ignore me?'' and they answer that I was a boring and weird person

If friends are difficult, girlfriends are even worse

>> No.8394928
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8394928

Here is my girlfriend. I hug her every night before I sleep and imagine she is calling me ``nii-san". Sometimes she begins to smell of sweat so I peel her off and put her in the wash. It is lonely if she isn't dry by night time.

>> No.8394940

>>8394852
If you're the middle guy he quoted I have some bad news.

>> No.8395020

1. Real girls are real(3D), gross and stuff while 2D girls are much more attractive, cute, clean and pure. Though I do want to stick in a 3D pussy from time to time.
2. I want to have a harem.
3. I'll be forced to devote much of my time to the 3D world because of her. I'll also have much less time to spend on my hobbies.

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>>8394719
Yeah, I'm sure if a 3dpd started grinding you and demanding that you fuck her, you'd just push her off and tell her you're too good. Yeah.

>> No.8395780

>>8395775
Yes.
Get out.

>> No.8395786
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8395786

>>8394784
don't tell me you believe in this "alpha" shit?
I hope you understand that this works only in highschool

>> No.8395791

>>8395775

I would, not only because it goes against my values but because I can't get an erection when I'm nervous.

>> No.8395792
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8395792

>>8395786

he's in high school

>> No.8395796

>>8394725
Hi Alex.

>> No.8395800
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8395800

>>8395792
far away from highschool.

Its hard to believe someone believes in that alpha crap

>> No.8395824
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8395824

To get one of those I'd have to go outside. Even if I went outside I doubt I'd be able to talk to anyone. In the case that I end up outside, end up talking to someone I doubt they'd fuck me. Lets say that I go outside, a female talks to me, and she ends wanting to go out with me I'd probably get so infatuated that I'd burst. I'd end up finding out shes just another pile of matter looking for verification of her lonely existence.

I'm so fucking lonely.

>> No.8395852
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8395852

What, you say you don't have a girlfriend?

>> No.8395860
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8395860

I hate real women. I really do. They're no strangers to love they know the rules and so do I. A full commitment is what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. And if you ask me how I'm feeling I'm gonna make you understand, never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you

>> No.8395879

Why haven't you got a girlfriend yet?

>> No.8395909

>>8394928
i just saved her to my computer. i'm going to nail her in the ass and jack off on her face, then throw her on the floor. thanks.

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