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We have suicide threads, stoner threads, and even obvious troll threads.

I ask why can't we have a vocaroo thread?

>> No.8887651 [DELETED] 
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I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>> No.8887655

>>8887651
I'm also a little girl.

>> No.8887657

>>8887651
What does a butt feel like?

>> No.8887665

>vocaroo thread

is /a/ too mainstream for you

>> No.8887667

Never see many stoner thread and if there are they 404 quick.

I'd like to smoke with /jp/ and have gentlemanly discussions like the tea thread

>> No.8887668

>>8887651

How many boyfriends have you had?

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>> No.8887675

i'm a girl too and you can ask me any thing

only rule: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j9XXUjkTcQ

>> No.8887690 [DELETED] 

>>8887675

classic! i knew you would somehow turn up in this thread. polite sage for encouraging you to provide additional content on youtube.

>> No.8887693

>>8887651
in your best pleading, rushed moe-chan voice
"anonymous, can i please suck your dirty, unwashed otaku dick? only for a little bit, i promise no one will hear us! i wont make you do anything for me, and you can come in my mouth if you want... and, and, maybe, if you want to, i mean, you dont have to, but if you want to... you could... maybe... put your fat gaijin meat stick into my tiny, unworthy vagina and maybe... well..." (this part a little more forcefully, but not out of character, like suika if she let out her oni side,) "fill me up with your white man-goop until we both feignt from orgasming and are found by your room mate in the afternoon both covered in your cum"

this would make me the happyest otaku in the world for until i next masturbate... which would be soon

thanks in advance fem-anon, and you know, try and lose some weight or something, ive heard endless sex is good excercise, and god knows its more avaliable to you than it is for me - craigslist is a good starting place

>> No.8887694

>>8887675

classic! i knew you would somehow turn up in this thread. polite sage for encouraging you to provide additional content on youtube.

>> No.8887695

>>8887675
I don't understand.

Can there please not be a mumblemumblemumble

>> No.8887698

what anime are good to watch with your girlfriend?

>> No.8887699

>>8887675
Was that rudeness or lewdness?

>> No.8887704

>>8887694
this is the girl i had in mind when i posted that, she is my only 3d waifu, she should be /jp/ mascot

>> No.8887705

>>8887699
>r and l
What's the difference here?

>> No.8887710

What do /jp/ettes think of uncut dick?

>> No.8887712

>>8887693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GlRSfbqSMa

>> No.8887720

>>8887712
HNNNNGGGGG

>> No.8887723

>>8887712
Hello, Hannah minx.

>> No.8887725

im a shota

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zqDzZp5NAd

>> No.8887730

>>8887710

I find all dicks unattractive but if I had to choose I'd go with cut only because it's cleaner.

>> No.8887733

>>8887712
And this is why /jp/ is shit.

>> No.8887734

>>8887730
I agree.

>> No.8887736

>>8887693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B0pdtBVi03 well I said no lewdness... b-but it's almost the weekend and I'm in a good mood

>>8887694
I'm here everynight. (Well, most nights!) And I love vocaroo threads. They're really fun.

>> No.8887738

>>8887730
I like uncut dicks more but only on hygienic people who take care of them, /jp/sies probably don't have cleanly weiners.

>> No.8887742

>>8887736
Lewd

>> No.8887748

☠☠ DANGER THIS THREAD FUCKING SUCKS ☠☠

FUCK OFF FEMALES

☠☠ MEN ONLY ☠☠

__
/ / \
/ \
| )
| O O /
\_/\__/\
\ \
\ \
_\ \__ It is not easy being a dick!
/__\ __ )I've got a head I can't think with it,
\\ _| // and eye's I can't see out of,
\_) // I have to hang around with
/ `-'\ two nuts all the time,
/ / \my closest neighbor is an asshole,
/ | |and my best friend is a pussy!
| | |
| \ /
\____/ `---'
| | | |_
_| | |___)
(___|

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>>8887693
M-Maybe I c-can... t-teach you how to not write l-like an uneducated n-n-nigger... onii-chan...

>> No.8887761

YOU HEARD MY CUTE VOICE ALREADY

>> No.8887769

Naga plz.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oIzqa70edo

>> No.8887771

>>8887742

lewd, but I'm okay with this

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