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[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever had Touhou dreams? I had a scary touhou dream two nights ago. I dreamed that Ran went crazy and murdered a bunch of the touhous including cirno, tenshi, reimu, and a bunch of others (the corpses were all in Ran's closet). And it was up to Yukari, Chen, and I to stop her. So we killed her, but instead of dying she turned into a little tiny baby fox and Yukari said she will stay that way forever. It was sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8895725
Copypasting from my last thread... it's nice to reread it, I didn't remember it.
Two nights ago I dreamt I was Remilia. I could walk through mirrors (?), and after some stuff I don't remember, I ended up on a pitch black room with a bed and a girl I didn't recognize or remember. She said "come on Remilia, let's lie together". I lied down on the bed and hugged her, drifting into sleep... except I was gradually awakening in the real world at the same time. Pretty cool stuff, it was the first time I dreamt with something Touhou related and *I* was a yokai myself. It felt great, and I totally felt like I was Remilia.
Yesterday it was somewhat different. Some guys were having a party in a church that was divided into 2 paralell rectangular compartments. Only one part was being used. Everyone was dressed like they were XVI century nobility, and I was in the empty chamber looking through an illusory wall. A giant snake (like the one in Dark Souls) was with me and he decided it would be cool to grab a guy, decapitate him and throw the headless body back into the party. He did it and of course everyone freaked out and called the guards. The snake vanished, leaving me the only suspect in the chamber (it was clear the body was thrown out of that chamber into the party). This is when Marisa came out of the woodwork and calmed me down "just sit down behind this conffesional and don't make a sound, I'll do the same over here". The guards came in and after a very stressfull minute where they walked past me a couple of times, they didn't seem to notice me. Instead, they noticed Marisa and took her out of there to burn her ;_; ... after that, I woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

I've had a few dreams not too often though. Last one I had was a week ago and involved sharing a hot spring with Yuyuko and Youmu since Yuyuko suggested it, I wish I could remember most of it but Youmu hated my guts.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where all members of SDM went to their summer villa and I too was there for some reason. I tried to talk to them, but everyone literally treated me like I was just air and didn't even look at me. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>8895759
Were you playing "the darkness" and "assassin's creed" the previous day?

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream with Yuugi but she was out of character so it sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8895759
Marisa died for you. She is your jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

I can count the number of times I've seen Touhous in my dreams with one hand. It's complete bullshit. All my dreams are totally random and make absolutely no sense at all.
At least I got to see Okuu once...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8895777
I would never play those kind of games...
>>8895795
;_;

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

Mine usually involve me getting hurt in some horrendous way, being found by some random house group and being nursed back to health while getting to know the residents.

Sometimes I don't get found, those kinda suck.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't dream anymore. And even when I did, it was nothing but mundane bullshit that wasn't memorable at all.

I wish I could have exciting dreams like other people.

[Anonymous No.]

i only had one touhou dream where I woke up on my bed while laying on top of Sakuya.
She had a really lewd looking face while naked and her crotch was soaked. I put my penis inside her and hugged her tightly while she did too, and I laid my head on her breasts.
I woke up before cumming though.

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>>8895962
Hey, I'm >>8895759
Those dream with Touhous were only achieved after being constantly drugged with painkillers and muscle relaxant pills. I sometimes dream weird shit, but never with Touhous, and after I stopped taking those, they have not come back.
I'm not saying you should take those. It just seems like it's hard to travel to Gensokyo by normal means.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I had a touhou dream once but its quite hazy now trying to remember it.

I think it was something along the lines of Yukari or Yuugi giving me a hand job and I could actually feel their delicious touhou hands firmly arund my peepee and rubbing it.

Then I woke up sad and depressed with an erection full of precum

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896300
That picture gave me a MASSIVE erection.

I am serious here, it has never been this large before, I'm a little worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8895992
OP here.I had my touhou dream with no drugs. I guess I'm wanted in Gensokyo more than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896334
Do what feels right.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream that I was exploring some dungeon with Alice, Marisa, Sakuya and maybe some others (Patches or Reimu, I don't remember).
Then afterwards I practiced throwing marble-like danmaku on a parking in my neighborhood, which was overgrown with jungle weeds for some reason. Alice stood nearby and looked too austere and it made me slightly uncomfortable.

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>>8896653
She was just monitoring your progress and your form and seeing that you are getting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896660

No she was probably just having some sort of autistic fit and wanted to go home but didn't know how to approach the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

I post this every time I happen by a dream thread on /jp/, so my apologies to anyone whose heard it.

Had a I dream I was in a bicycle race with Eirin and Reisen through the bamboo forest. I was winning, but I hit Tewi by accident and faked like I got lost while I hauled her body off. I dumped Tewi into a well, got back on the bike, and proceeded to finish the race and do other shit I can't remember because the rest of the dream didn't involve touhou at all.

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>>8896693

How was hitting her with a bike going to kill her? She's a damn yokai.

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>>8896693
Did you get a glimpse of Erins spread asshole afterwords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896696
All touhous die in one hit, don't you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896706

Then how come she didn't release any power boxes CHECK AND MATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896706
The last time I checked, it took 14min to kill Mamizou @ 80dps (danmaku per second).

[Anonymous No.]

I just had a dream last night that I was riding my bike down some back woodsy road in some forest. Then it came to this open field where I found a trailer like house. I went to the house and saw that Nitori lived there. She invited me in and she was quite shy (but she sounded like she wanted my penis)

We were talking about some things trying to make conversation be cause we were both kind of nervous.

I then went into her closet and found her dirty close hamper basket thing. I then took a huge deep breath and took in all of her sweet musky scent that is Nitoris dirty close. Then I started to piss on her dirty close (most likely because I had to pee irl and it was represented in my dream) I then saw a pair of her used underwear with a little brown staining on them and was about to make for them to smell.

Nitori came into the closet and saw what I was doing. She knelt down and started to hug me and says she understands and she nick named me Shy Bear.

I am sure there was more to it after that but the rest is getting hazy now. I JUST woke up so it was fresh in my mind and i did not want to forget

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt that Patchouli killed my whole enemy, mugged me and wrote a song about it - in her latest LP

[Anonymous No.]

>>8898554
*family

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896718
67200 hp, assuming a danmaku hit for 1 damage.
Why are twowho's so weak? They better get with the times, player characters are up in 130k + hp these days, and could kill a touhou in one critical hit.

[All Day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>8898556
>>8898554
dats gangsta

[Anonymous No.]

>>8898567
this was the BGM of the dream
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvlKmQOsp9Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>8898541
I think after this dream I have now taken a liking to Nitori. I wonder if it was my dream that is telling me to start liking her now

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>>8895725
I laughed like a fucking idiot when you said the corpses were all in her closet.

[Anonymous No.]

I've repeatedly had a dream where I'm at the entrance of the Moriya shrine, looking for Kanako. I greet Sanae, who's sweeping the gravel, for some reason. I enter the shrine, but Kanako is nowhere to be found. So with my brilliant dream logic I decide to wander around in the woods on the mountain thinking I'll run into her. Then I just keep wandering, afraid that youkai will eat me, until I wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where Marisa stole my curtains. I ran outside naked and was yelling, "Fuck you! Give me back my fucking curtains!" I laughed for awhile after I woke up.

[Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

All the time.

I've had 74 Touhou dreams now, to be exact.

http://uboachan.net/yume/res/24.html

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream that I shot Youmu with a Mosin Nagant. I had to finish her off with the bayonet. It wasn't a fun dream.

[Anonymous No.]

I dream about Yukari doing lewd things, sometimes.