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You wake up in Gensokyo one day.

The first thing you would do there?

>> No.8908196

>>8908193

Kokori sword. Gotta find it.

>> No.8908199

Everywhere I go I must also rape.

Seriously? Get to the human village asap before I become Rumia Chow.

>> No.8908201

I would be very cautious so I wouldn't be caught by some fairies pranks, and go to the human village. I would always be careful so no strange youkai like rumia would bother me.

>> No.8908202

>tumblr

>> No.8908205

take a dump at the hakurei shrine

>> No.8908213

mape the raids xd

>> No.8908231

Tell the girls to stop playing pretend magic before they really start to believe Gensokyo exist.

>> No.8908229

Try and catch Mokou when she's asleep, sever her carotid artery and cut her liver out.
We'd be bros forever.

>> No.8908234

Go to Hakurei Shrine and offer to take care of all cleaning, menial tasks and cooking.

Maybe a month later, wear a naked apron. See what happens.

>> No.8908258

First thing I do is wonder why I didn't end up in monster girl world instead.

>> No.8908261

Get killed and be eaten

or

starve to death/die from eating the wrong thing in the forest

or

scrape out a life lived in fear and terror of being hunted and killed by youkai

>> No.8908263

Ideally? Roam around, befriend lots of touhous, and purchase whatever I need from Rinnosuke.

What would actually happen? Make a mad dash to human village, never leave my house at night, and stay the fuck away from anyone suspicious. Maybe go visit Reimu and see if I could do tasks there for protection and shelter if I was really ballsy.

>> No.8908266

Actually donate money to Reimu

>> No.8908267
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>>8908193
How come Hakugyokuro is over the Sanzu river when the entrance is in the skies?

Why are the Road of Reconsideration and Muenzuka on the other side of Gensokyo from the road of Liminality? Why is the SDM in the forest?

>> No.8908268

slap the shit of some youkai who is stupid enough to attack me

>> No.8908273

find sumthng to raep

>>8908199
hi5 brutha

>> No.8908275

Fuck you're favourite 2hu.

>> No.8908276

Reported for fanfiction.

>> No.8908282

Honestly, probably something really stupid. I've lived just fine through things that would kill a man in much better condition than me, so I'm not worried about dying, just getting hurt. I'm pretty lucky, so I'm just going to start walking and see where I end up.

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I would try to find safe place to stay and learn a little more about Gensokyo and later I would go out to explore and have fun and learn magic and and meet all Touhous and later other cool things.

>> No.8908314

I would start my adventures as male Kagome. And that Makai hole will go as well. Literally.

>> No.8908326

Do you think the Komeiji sisters would be able to read your mind if they didn't speak your language?

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>>8908326
Really surprising! I was curious too since few days!

>> No.8908404

go to moriya shrine and get my dick suckd by sane lmao

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