/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Go away, whore. IHBT.

[Anonymous No.]

>new

Whore.
Stoned to death in the public square should be your fate.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey OP, I'm another girl and I just want to let you know that dating guys from /jp/ is a fucking nightmare. Both me and another friend have done it once and it's just AWFUL! Don't waste your time on this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

How much do you weigh please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8992651
Same boat here; it's okay if they have some kind of a career plan but if they don't at least have some kind of dream for their future don't waste your time.

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>>8992651
>>8992663
You'll have to try harder than that if you want to get started on your troll career.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8992651
>>8992663
i'm amazed you could find the rare jper that actually goes outside let alone talks to girls

[Anonymous No.]

I would take care of a /jp/sie provided he was reasonably attractive and brought in money somehow, even if it's autism bucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8992677
Too bad nobody but the most desperate shits from /v/ would be interested in that deal.

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>>8992677

I would too. I already get autism bux myself so if I could meet a /jp/sie we could live quite comfortably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8992695
You wouldn't be able to raise a family on autism bux alone, though. But if you don't intend to have children that could work out.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we always have to find you?
Why can't you come find us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8992663
>>8992651
I am in love with someone from /jp/ They are sort of a normalfag though. But oh god is he fucking amazing. I have devoted myself to him heart and soul for a few years even though we're not in a relationship. He knows my feelings for him, he's just a bit tsundere towards me. I'm waiting for him though, even if it's useless. Also, I spoilered this because I'm scared he will read it.

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>>8992709
is it zunbar LOL

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>>8992709
are you a trap?
do you dress up in frilly maid costumes?

i think that's what would tip me over the edge into normality. frilly maid costumes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8992721
long answer; yes
short answer; no

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get autism money, but I do get a bit of other kind of disability money and shit. Where do I find a girl who will love me?

/cgl/ didn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8992735

Are you fat? Do you consider yourself to be reasonably intelligent? Do you read philosophy, speak foreign languages, or compose music?

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>>8992724
I am not a trap, sadly, and I have worn a frilly maid costume once or twice though, but strangely enough he wants me to dress him up in frilly maid costumes so he can be the little girl with me.

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>>8992761
No to everything ;_;

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>8992727

You will never be loved.jpg

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>>8992788
GAY!bar

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>>8992651

>implying it is the guy's fault for being horrible rather than the truth that he just dumped you because you were fat and ugly since you didn't meet his 2d kawaii imouto standards

Captcha: the Dogino

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>>8992788
But zunbar, aren't you already spoken for? and besides, you don't want to dress in frilly meido for me right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8992788
It's okay.
I love you.

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>>8992813
Thank you, anon :>

[Anonymous No.]

"Come find me."
there it is again, that hopeful optimism
your soulmate is out there, right?

wrong. you will die alone, unloved, perhaps remembered negatively. you are not special.

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>>8992822
You shall not be mourned....

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>>8992735
What do you look like? Are you willing to put up with the constant rattling of a sewing machine? How do you feel about birds as pets?

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>>8992836
>How do you feel about birds as pets?

Do they make a lot of noise?

[Anonymous No.]

>a new boyfriend

Fucking whore.

Women are so inconsiderate. Some other man stuck his smelly, hairy penis into them, ejaculated, and basically ruined the whole thing and now I'm expected to use it and possibly even lick it?

No thank you. I won't lick another man's shit off of a toilet seat, so why would I date a not virgin?

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>>8992836
I consider myself to be extremely ugly. A sewing machine wouldn't bother me at all and I'd want to help with whatever you were doing if I could. I've had dogs, cats, fish and lizards, so a bird would be a new experience which would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

nuke this entire fucking board already

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>>8992868
amen
>>>/soc/

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>>8992855
what matters one's looks? better to be ugly on the outside than ugly on the inside.

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>>8992853
What if they lost their virginity to being raped as a young child?

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>>8992761
No, yes, yes, yes, no.

What now?

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>>8992888
I'm ugly on the inside and outside.

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>>8992888
I'm not even sure what you're asking there.

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>>8992882

That doesn't count because it wasn't consensual. It's more like dating a girl covered in burns or scars then. She has been abused and now you can treat her nicely so it's cute.

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>>8992850
Depending on the size. Larger parrots are extremely noisy, smaller parrots and pigeons are reasonable.

I currently own a problem galah who is very noisy but he's getting on in years.

>>8992855
Seems reasonable to me. I'd be happy to teach you how to sew.

[Anonymous No.]

hi op i am responding srsly to u

i like dragon warrior, futa djs and shmups but not 2hu because the graphix r ugly

pls respond

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>>8992888
Girl who's in love with a /jp/er here. I'm pretty sure looks don't matter. The guy I love isn't very attractive to most standards, he's kind of short and fat, but I really think he's attractive, mostly because I am attracted to his personality and so he's more attractive physically because of the emotional attraction So, looks aren't really a big deal to everyone.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>8992805
>>But zunbar, aren't you already spoken for?

Nope. What makes you think that.

And I'd look pretty bad in frilly maid clothes sadly. I could do the old butler thing pretty well though (like the one who helps out Batman).

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>>8992926

OP here. Seriously.

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>>8992948
im neat tho and icky too

i srsly dont hav a job and spend all day arguin power levels on /m/ im a horrible person and ur not the real op i can tell by your id.

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>>8992910

Exchange emails/skypes/phone numbers and STFU already

FUCKING FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>8992948
No, YOU get out of /jp/

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>>8992960

Whats your Skype/Email/Phone number? You sound cute.

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>>8992735
>I will never be loved

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>>8992973
what does it mean to be loved? is it to have someone reaffirm your existence?

you need not another person for that.

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>>8992984
I don't even know what what is or what it's meant to be, but I just expect it to be something amazing and will fill me with joy all the time. I know I'm probably a fool, but I can't help the feelings that I have towards wanting to feel loved by someone.

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>>8992969

I sound cute?

Aww, *blush*

Okay, I'll give you my e-mail, e-mail me okay?

[e-mail]

I'm waiting okay? Please don't disappoint me.

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>>8992994
A lot of people would shun you off and call you a normalfag for that.
But I don't know, I've been a hikikimori for 3 years and I still desire "love".
I don't even have any friends online or off.

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>>8992994

It's an awful feeling. It's stressful, you constantly are afraid they're going to leave you, and some times you become sleep deprived from how stressed it can making you.

Love is horrible.

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>>8992984
To be loved is simply to be accepted and tolerated by another individual. They share your feelings and have empathy towards you. They smile because you are smiling and they are sad because you are crying. It has nothing to do with reaffirming your existence, quite the opposite actually. Loving and being loved makes you feel even farther from reality. It is both beautiful and scary.

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>>8993014

I feel this way too. It's kind of shitty because I don't ever want to socialize with people. Fuck them all.

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>>8992994
It's simply what you make it. It has the potential to be amazing for you, while it is dreadful for someone like >>8993006

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>>8993014
I've been a NEET for 5, coming up to around 6 years now. It's what I still desire and as time as gone on, these feelings have only gotten worse.

>>8993006
I think I can safely say that I am a fool then, because even with that knowledge, I still feel that I'd need to see if that's true by experiencing it myself, and maybe having a much better experience than that.

[Anonymous No.]

I fell in love once and realized how nice it feels, but got overwhelmed and ran away.

[Anonymous No.]

Love is extremely volatile. You either feel incredible or you feel absolutely fucking terrible and it switches between the two extremes depending on what she does.

There's never a calm period with love. It's either euphoria or misery. You can't take it easy like that.

[Anonymous No.]

My life is dedicated to taking it easy. Any leftover money I have after bills and such goes towards figures or games. I enjoy 2hu but I can only 1cc on easy, my favourite is tied for Yuugi or Remilia. I am devoted and my greatest joy is taking care of others.

Am I good enough for you, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd go out with a /jp/ as long as they were intelligent and thought a lot.

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>>8993082
thinking a lot can be a bad thinking. the mind constructs spectres in the shadows to strike at.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, I wish I was smart. It feels bad being stupid, not attractive, no redeeming skills or anything. All I have going for me is that I get like $900 each month from the government.

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>>8993082
thinking a lot can be a bad thinking. the mind constructs spectres in the shadows to strike at.

[Anonymous No.]

This is now /jp/ dating thread.
Post your picture, and the description of the partner you would like to find.

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>>8993127
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8993127
this is me

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[Nanaya !yrBrqfF1Ew No.]

What is this, /jp/ matchmaking? You aren't supposed to come looking for a relationship here. Is my initial thought. However, after thinking it through I suppose you might find someone you love here. /jp/, while usually not physically attractive or manly is filled with some really kind people.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the girls on /jp/. They're evil and crazy.

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>>8993209
I'd give them a chance, no matter what, the only thing I ask is that they would give me a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ dating thread

[Anonymous No.]

Females aren't real. They're a hallucination or delusion brought on by weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd date a seagull. I think we'd get along.

Up until the point where she starts trying to do couples cosplay.

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>>8993333

You would date someone who bases their whole life around a hobby that is just blatant attention whoring?

Even some girl from /soc/ would be better.

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>>8993339
People on /soc/ glorify cheating and encourage it. Attention whoring would at least be a better step than cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8993287

crazy white people

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>>8993339
Why yes, I would.

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>>8992788
congrats on the marriage

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>>8992630
Hey, every time I think I see one of you on okcupid or anonidate you don't respond.

And for the record, I don't want to date ugly or retarded girls. I'd only date an autist if they weren't disabled and active in some way (musician, working normally, etc).

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If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

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>>8993333
Don't you think it would be cute to be Tomoya and Nagisa together? You would both be ugly and fat it would be hazukashii, but in your hearts, you would be kawaii.

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>>8993777
>tumblr