/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Where do the cute girls go at night? No.]

Dear /jp/,

I need your wisdom. I have had it up to my neck with fucking gyaru bitches. You know the type. They flock to my skinny white ass just because they see me with my iphone at the bar or some shit and think they can use me for money of fashion items. I give them a quick fuck and promptly GTFO.

I want to fuck one of those petite, tiny breasts, japanese girls. You know the ones I mean. The kind they hire to hand out flyers and look pretty in Akihabara. The kind that satisfy lolicon desires without breaking any laws.

However I cant for the life of me figure out where they go at night. So please /jp/, direct me to where I can find me some nightlife venues that attract the more timid girls.

Thanks for the aid /jp/

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>nightlife
Good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031343
At heart, I'm a 16 year old emo girl and always will be.


I'm a bit quirky, hopefully in an endearing way. xD
I'm a little strange and it may take you a while to get used to me, so don't give up on me if I seem offputting at first.

I'm a video game enthusiast... that is to say, sometimes the only thing I get enthusiastic about is video games. I love to play all genres and have really varied tastes, so we probably have some in common!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>>>3DPDporn.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031362
>>9031343

[Anonymous No.]

>skinny

>>>/p/

[Anonymous No.]

fucking shitposting in this thread. could use this valuable information for my own trip. but nope. just shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031394

Come back at around 2am-7am EST.

Most of the mean/rude assholes, /b/-tards, normies, obsessive compulsive sperglords, and generally all the people that suck, are not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031386
Two of the tripcode users who post the most are not skinny. One is a 40-something father who is blind in one eye and constantly posts about being drunk and the other looks like a damn dwarf.

Not saying that most of the posters aren't skinny. Just when I think of the typical /p/ user I don't think of a skinny person.

[婦女子ちゃん !oToME4/nUE No.]

take my class, frumpy fujoshi fucking 101 and you too will achieve your desires!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031362

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031432
if your into fujoshi this should give you a hard on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wuunmJpZmM

[婦女子ちゃん !oToME4/nUE No.]

>>9031449

not living in squalor? pathetic!

(thanks anon)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031362
>>9031439
Take that shit back to /a/, /b/ or whatever the shithole you came from. You're trying way too hard and anyway /jp/ doesn't care about LEL GUYS CHECK THIS EMBARRASING WEABOO VIDEO I FOUND XDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031343
Nice.
Epic.
I like it.

[OP HERE No.]

God fuckign damm it you guys are acting like total shit heads today. Enjoy your fucking roppongi gyaru whores you fucking cocksuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031580
>today
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[Anonymous No.]

Not Otaku Culture retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031580
You seem under the impression /jp/ is interested in real women, unpure women at that.

I hope this thread has thought you a lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

bamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031449
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsad0rJkFk

[Anonymous No.]

I hear you can find them in Akihabara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031629
but how will they ever get waifu if they dont?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031460
That's the profile from one of our tripfags dude.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I learned thanks to this thread?

That non of my fellow /jp/ posters have EVER BEEN TO MOTHERFUCKING JAPAN.

BUNCH OF FUCKING POSERS.

ENJOY YOUR MOMS BASEMENT, CUNT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031343
that pic is good because you can't see her 3dpd face

[Anonymous No.]

Stop pretending you aren't a virgin

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>9031686
>posers
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>2012
>not living in you're mom cellar

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031686
How do you get from.
>3DPD
to
>never been to japan

Looks more like you're the poser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031691
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031686

You know what I learned from that post.

That you're a new fag normal scum who's never been on /jp/
gtfo, then lurk more before posting ever again.

[I'R OP No.]

Most derailed /jp/ thread since last week, or mostest derailed /jp/ thread since last week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031702
Your on /jp/...

[Anonymous No.]

hey how do you fuck your gf, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Just follow them home, camp outside their houses, then follow them out on the nights they're not on duty. It's not that fucking hard.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9031686
there are plenty of us who did, but I think most are tired answering to kids about retard things related to Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031698
But I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031738

Neither me nor my girlfriend are super into sex, so it's very vanilla. We don't try anything new or unusual. I don't even know what we do. "Consensual sex in the missionary position", I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031757
Oh, It's root cellar anon.

How's life going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031772
3dpd shit get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031781

We're all 3D here. Did you think the other posters were actually computer programs or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9031765
My stomach is bothering me, I might have to poop in the bucket soon. I plastic bag it alot so it doesn't smell but I'd still rather use the toilet. Life is pretty strange when you live in the dark most of the time.