/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If you could produce any kind of game with an unlimited amount of budget and whichever company you wish, how would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

It'd be an RTS that doesn't fucking blow cock.

[Anonymous No.]

I would produce AA 2 with all the features that the fans want and real time penetration.

[Anonymous No.]

A new 2d Metroid game.

[Anonymous No.]

It'd be be Nitro+ and probably some sort of tryhard mindfuck only I would enjoy.

Most of the money would be spent on drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

IdolM@ster but with magical girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9198181
>with all the features that the fans want

Finally! Futa and more non-H things to do.

[Anonymous No.]

I had an idea for a survival horror game that had an instruction manual that wouldn't tell you mechanics or controls, just how to survive.

The whole aspect of it was to avoid fights as much as possible, since the chances of dying would be really high.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know. I'd probably like to improve my favourite games but given they're my favourites, they should be pretty good to begin with.

And if I not only knew how to improve a great game but also who could pull it off, I'd probably be working in the industry.

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou open world RPG

[Anonymous No.]

The Elder Scrolls: Gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

A free-to-play dating sim eroge MMO, made by Illusion.

I guess it would just be Second Life with weeaboos instead of furries, though.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

Steel Battalion 3 by Capcom/Nude Maker for PC, bundled with a new, more complex $200 controller.


There will never be a true Steel Battalion successor... ;________;

[Anonymous No.]

500+ hour long Touhou game with graphics like picture related.

[Anonymous No.]

It would be a game where you post on /jp/ about making a game about posting on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9198203

Could work if it was PvP. You and other players fighting for the heroines. Not sure how the mechanics would work though, but it could be damn interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9198218
What's thehook? Seems like I could do this right now.

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>>9198220
That could be fun. The smelliest, fattest neckbeards would be the alpha males, and rightfully so.

I guess it could be like a typical fantasy RPG, but then a lot of the dating elements would be lost. Maybe it could be set in the real world and you have to do other everyday things. Like level up your social skills and become wealthier in order to attract less hideous bishoujos.

[Anonymous No.]

A remake of Xenogears with disc 2 getting a new overhaul with more Maria screentime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9198270
Ohh yeah well. Id remake Xenosaga, with updated graphics and Disk 2 and 3 would be true to Disk 1. Cosmos wouldnt become an old hag out from fucking noware.

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>>9198187

This would be interesting.

I've imagined a survival horror game but with normal humans as enemies. Like you're a hiding fugitive in a large office building, airport or shopping mall seized by terrorists. But you're a scrawny beta male and can't fight or even use guns, your only options to survive is to hide, run and maybe set traps, with very few gimmicks to help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9198348
make it /d/, those guys are scientists trying to turn you into some sort of monster breeding thing because of your physiology or something and if you lose it is faptime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9198348
At the end, depending on what you did.

1. Killed, arrested for murder, they were just normal people and you were just paranoid NEET.
2. Killed no one, Arrested by office security and escorted off the premiss, then you go home and resume being a paranoid free NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9198383
afraid of monsters and especially cry of fear already did that

[Anonymous No.]

WoD series of games with Obsidian.

[Anonymous No.]

I would make my dream MMO.

A lot would be spent on character creation and modification. Male characters might be scrapped to keep down costs. It would be an open world, exploration, sandbox sort of game. Free world pvp anywhere and everywhere, no limitations. You would be able to build many things like in Minecraft, and even work like Minecraft in some ways. Well-built homes would be your protection, traveling only with what you can afford to lose. Would be single server, single channel. It would also have dating sim-like features, allowing you to romance monsters and take them home (these monsters are `monster girls`, of course), so I guess sort of like pet taming, only more involved. The combat will have to be well-done and be really fun action-based. Combat in this game would exhibit a low damage to HP ratio, this is so battles won't be about single-burst damage ganks where first to hit wins. It would reward technical skill. Game support would in the form of updates with more crafting recipies for items (such as weapons and cute clothes) and world expansion. Weapons and names won't be generic and boring, they would be well-researched because autism. And many more things.

Please excuse my no-paragraph-breaks post. I was just writing things down as I thought about them.

[Anonymous No.]

A combination of every Illusion game ever made.

There would be elders and various NPCs. Games and activities to do after-school, places to go for fun.

You can choose who your friends and enemies are.

[Anonymous No.]

Tsukihime II made by Nitro+ and TYPE-MOON together.

[Anonymous No.]

It would be a typical rpg game with a HUGE world and superior AI. There would be no instances, but monster infested areas would contain monsters that would act like players. They will form groups, level up, gain items and attack places their level where players and friendly npcs are. Every item that exists in game would have been made by someone, either a friendly item maker or a monster item maker.

Oh and there's always a 3:1 monster to player ratio, so players are always outnumbered. Combat would be very difficult and as realistic as possible with real hitboxes and stuff. There's also going to be a technology level per city and the higher that is, the more high tech weaponry they have and the easier combat is for them. Tech level isn't permanent though and can be erased and forgotten but rediscovered.

It'd be cool, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll fund and give all the creative freedom to Yasumi Matsuno to create the real Final Fantasy killer. Something that even Wada will drool over and will put Kitase to his right place.

In HD. It will be glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

i would produce a nice shooter game about a high school massacre . you know you play as the ourcast kid and grab a machine gun and kill as many students as you can, , then you have to figh the police and shit


a game about a war photographer could be awesome too, like that pokemon game but about war...

better yet a game about a war photographer that can travel trough time and can has the mission to capture in pictures the differents war of our history

[Anonymous No.]

A new touhou 2d fightan game with all 2hus ALL OF THEM

[Anonymous No.]

Something like a game which takes you to an historic event, extensively accounted for by scriptures/eyewitness accounts/written accounts etc and make it as vivid and fleshed out as possible. Open world, during some sort of horrible or interesting event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9198166
http://piratepad.net/ep/pad/view/ro.aAFMGtegAoU/latest

[Anonymous No.]

>>9201057
sparky, can you go five minutes without ban evading? Geez.

[Anonymous No.]

A proper sequel to Prototype that doesn't remove the best parts of the first game and replace them with shitty alternatives like DOUBLESHIELDS or that shitty tendril powers. I'd also make the plot good or at least not bad enough to ruin the series. I'd make it so that unstoppable monster that you spent hours in the first game upgrading to be more unstoppable isn't replaced by an angry black man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9201068
Glad to see I am not the only one who hated that game.

[eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA No.]

Valkyria Chronicles in the FMA setting.

[Anonymous No.]

a VN by type-moon, also translated to english

[Anonymous No.]

Hard to choose. Maybe a fighter game like One Must Fall where you get to upgrade yourself and robots, except more cute girls involved in translucent body suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9198187
>The whole aspect of it was to avoid fights as much as possible, since the chances of dying would be really high.
Wow, how incredibly boring.

[Anonymous No.]

I would fire the original devs and remake cosmic break and take out the god awful gachapon shop and redo their shitty code. I would make it so charging money would not be a necessity and would only be for cosmetic stuff. I would then get a better server to host it in. Then I would nerf the fuck out of some of the bots or just outright erase them off the face of the earth.

Then I would put more content in like a better CTF and tower defense or just anything the community would want.

[Anonymous No.]

a Dungeon Keeper & 2hu crossover
Suikas as Bile Demons
Yuugis as Horned Reapers

[Anonymous No.]

>>9198514
shut up and take my money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202023
you have my vote

[Anonymous No.]

>>9198416
oWoD or nWoD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202186

I LAUGHED

I REALLY LAUGHED

I LAUGHED SO HARD

I LOVED DUNGEON KEEPER

Tenshi as Dark Angels
Patchouli as Warlocks
Youmu as Black Knights

YEAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202186
Suika has become unhappy because she has nothing to drink

Patchouli has become unhappy because she has no lair.

One of your fairies does a great impression of you. She can even do the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

Call of Duty.
All the men will be replaced by lolis, no other changes.
Unlockable achievement that lets you remove all their pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202353
CALL OF DOODY
Tacticool Loli Warfare

i would play this

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202353
Yes, I've always wanted to see a loli blow another loli's head apart with a .50 caliber round

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202382
Thats what im walking about. It would actually portray some of the horrors of war watching cute lolis get blown up. Non one feels anything when they see computer men get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202186
I would pay for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202382

[Anonymous No.]

A very fleshed out and immersive mmo with a gigantic world with beautiful graphics. very free roaming/no invisible walls, if your character could physically get somewhere you can do so. Lots of unique classes and crafting systems. faction systems that would allow for world pvp

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to work on a 2D top down JRPG type of game. I have lots of programming experience, but I'm not sure where I could find ``like-minded" artists.

I'm not interested in attention whoring, I just want a fun project to work on ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202397
>beautiful graphics
I swear you better have a good sense of what good looking graphics are anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202403
> ``
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You should work on your punctuation first, Anonymous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202403
>I have lots of programming experience
I want to know in great detail of what they are. Then I'll judge you from there.

[Anonymous No.]

The definitive Suda51 game!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202384
REMEMBER NO JAPANESE

[Anonymous No.]

Start my own company.
RPG.
2D characters with 3D background.
Cutscenes with state-of-the-art hand drawn animation.
Completely unfair battle system with little to no spells.
Doesn't tell you much,
rather shows you through plot how to play the game.
There is no right way to win,
and you might just be unlucky,
even if you are an avid game player.
When attacking,
just like a turn-based game,
but when dodging/blocking you need to interact to an extent.
Lots of side-quests.
Card game; you can collect cards from places.
Racing game; almost like a game in itself; tournaments, monsters that aid you in your race.
You can build your own Kingdom, shops, towns, cities, buildings,
deciding where to put them.
Really good story.
Open ending,
so you can continue building your country.
Unlockable towers with 1000 floors of original enemies/bosses.
Really long boss fights with animation.
You can take multiple roots.
Very customisable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202429
are you 12?

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>>9202414
I have experience with writing cross platform applications. I really enjoy using SDL with C, but I think it's a bit more practical to use something like SFML with C++. I've also played around a little bit with Ogre3D/OIS/Bullet, but I prefer working on two dimensional projects. Finally, I do all of my development on Gentoo™ GNU/Linux.

Well, not that any of these things are difficult to figure out with lots of time as a NEET though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202448
>™

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202439
Possibly,
at heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202407

If I told you starcraft 2 graphics are hideous would you be more trusting?

[Anonymous No.]

Easy. I'd make an MMO like pre-Abyssea FFXI, only with viable soloing that's available to all classes. The endgame content was solid. There wasn't any whining about PvP nerfs ruining an aspect of PvE or vice-versa because there was no serious PvP. The main problem with the game was getting new people interested because if you didn't play the ideal class for getting invites, you simply didn't level up. Near the end, even unwanted classes (mostly) had a place in endgame. All the game needed was some better balance to make classes more desirable, and an option to grind levels effectively solo in level ranges where your class simply didn't get invites.

There was just something magical about how that game ran. Endgame progression was great, and if you worked hard for an amazing, rare piece of gear, even if it got completely replaced by something better a few years (yes, years. not months) down the road, it still was usually the second best and not much worse overall. The most challenging fights weren't hard because it all boiled down to a DPS race. It was almost always because of some boss mechanic that wasn't simply "spawn more non-CC'able adds" or "have it go into batshit insane one-shot your tank mode if the fight drags on too long". They had those, but they weren't literally all the hard encounters. The TP system, and how mobs abided by it too, added a further layer strategy. Basically, the more damage you did to mobs, the more dangerous they became. It was a constant balancing act between keeping pressure on the boss while keeping the back line's MP up, and the answer was rarely "throw more DPS at it".

[Anonymous No.]

I'd do Civilization

the way it would be a civilization simulator
and not a multilayer-oriented turn-based strategy

[Anonymous No.]

An RPG where you are a wizard anon who just entered Gensokyo. You have take over Gensokyo by defeating the powerful youkai living in it.
You need to find artifacts to combat them, gather allies, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

3D Touhou that plays like Vanquish on speed but flying and with danmaku. State of the art graphics.

uses a VR device

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202624
just say 3D touhou
nobody wants to see touhous lose to some random faceless wizard faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202639
It takes years of dedication to become a wizard. 1 in 10 million men can become wizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9202639
>nobody wants to see touhous lose to some random faceless wizard faggot
I do. And that's what this thread is about.

[Anonymous No.]

Remake ultima online without the shitty safezones and item insurance. Use the rest of the money for cash prizes to lure in all the suckers. Then get subscription money and money from sponsors.