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9208673 No.9208673 [Reply] [Original]

While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll. Delighted you take it into an ally to enjoy, only to be intercepted by a gang of three kids your age. The leader demands the sweetroll, or else he and his friends will beat you and take it.

How do you respond?

>> No.9208676

Stomp the roll into the ground, now no one can have it.

>> No.9208685
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9208685

Fuck off with this morrowind shit and post more healthy women.

>> No.9208688
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9208688

Put the sweet roll in my mouth and take out my piece.

>> No.9208687

>>9208673
> Delighted you take it into an ally to enjoy

What the fuck? Why would anyone do that?

>> No.9208693

>>9208687

autistic /jp/er is afraid to eat his sweet roll in front of other people

>> No.9208691

Give him my sweetroll now, but come back later with my friends to get payback.

Oh, wait. I have no friends.

>> No.9208695

Tell them if they want it they'll have to rape me. At the same time.

>> No.9208700

>>9208693
Eating in front of anyone at all is probably the most frightening thing that has ever happened to me, period.

>> No.9208701

Am I a slightly chubby anime girl in this scenario? This is important.

>> No.9208706

Stuff it into my mouth or throw it far away (over some buildings).

>> No.9208716

Put the heater on blast and call the coroner for a pick up, then proceed to enjoy my sweetroll (now worth three lives).

>> No.9208731

Refuse and eat the sweetroll after the beating to recover HP.

>> No.9208734

Eat it, take my pants off, take a dump, and tell them they can have it.

>> No.9208741

why do people think just because someone is in your face you are going to get fucked up?

you simply turn around and run screaming HELP 3 PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME and you run into crowded areas and other places with a lot of attention and action

no one will chase down a crazy fuck screaming for his life over a sweetroll, they will give up

>> No.9208742

>>9208673
>the baker gives you a sweetroll

Now that's some bullshit right there.

>> No.9208747
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9208747

I propose that we all share it and become friends.
If these terms are no good i take the sweetroll and run, i am quite fast!

If they agree i become their friend and will try to teach them how to be good boys/girls instead over time!

>> No.9208750

Split it in 4 and make 3 new friends.

This is why nobody likes you /jp/.

>> No.9208754

>>9208750
Why would you want to be friends with people who just threatened you?

>> No.9208756

Eat the kids
Eat the sweetroll
Kids eat the sweetroll

>> No.9208757

Throw it on the ground and stop on it.
Then prepare to accept my beating, after ensuring it's completely ruined.

>> No.9208759

>>9208750
because we don't give in like little bitches? good advice idiot

>> No.9208760

>>9208754
It happens all the time in Touhou and magical girl anime

>> No.9208761

I'm at a double disadvantage here. First, it's 3 against one. Secondly, I have to hold the sweetroll and keep it from getting ruined while taking on all of them. Obviously the best course of action would be to hand over the sweetroll and then fight them.

>> No.9208763

>>9208741
you better not call yourself a truneet you bitch nigga

>> No.9208765

>>9208761
hold it in your mouth

>> No.9208768

I get backed into a wall while saying "Hidoi yo..." with tears forming in my eyes, but my attackers are anything but merciful. As two of them grab my arms and shoulders and force me to the ground, the leader tells me that I'm a horrible person for refusing to share with the needy while I've grown so fat. He then says that the three of them are going to give me something to wash that sweetroll down with, and though my eyes are blinded by tears, I heard the sound of zippers being opened and I understood what they meant...

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>>9208768
..Go on.

>> No.9208780

Is this a reference to the gut on the titty monster in OP's pic?

>> No.9208788

>>9208784

It's from Morrowind you faggotcunt.

>> No.9208784

>While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll.

>three kids your age

>the leader demands the sweetroll

That shit is from Fallout 3.

>> No.9208786

I bite the sweet roll, holding it with my mouth.
Then I run towards the thugs, shouting 遅刻遅刻！！

>> No.9208793

It sure was delicious earlier Butch.

>> No.9208808

>>9208788

Try Arena, you vaginapenis.

>> No.9208826

>How do you respond?
I didn't really want a sweet roll to begin with, I was just delighted to be given something. I'll tell the gang that if they ask nicely they can have the entire roll.

>> No.9209084
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>> No.9209116

>>9209084
What a cute looking boy.
I would love to give him a good hard slurp

>> No.9209143

Call the guards. The guards will mercilessly slaughter them for theft. Good ending.

>> No.9209147
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9209147

I call them names and attempt to antagonise them as much as possible in the hope that they fly into a blind rage and beat me enough to put me into a coma or kill me. Guilt free death!

>> No.9209155

Depends.
Are they a gang of homeless kids who just want something to eat? Yeah, in that case, I'd give it to them, not like I paid for it.

Is it just a bunch of kids looking for something for free? Eh, I was in the same position once, I'd probably share it and see how that went.

Is it just a few random assholes being dickheads? Fuck you, it's mine.

>> No.9209156

I would unzip my pant and slide my penis inside the sweetroll.

"Sure, you can eat it."

>> No.9209201

I say, enjoy. Then, "wips out dick"

>> No.9209203

>>9209156

Pro

>> No.9209213

*punches wall, is 300 pounds*

>> No.9209242

>>9209213
>>9209213
Who are you quoting?

>> No.9209296

Offer the sweetroll as payment if they each take turns pounding my ass in with their what I assume are illegally huge penises.

>> No.9209329

>>9209242
that's an action not a quote dumpass *trolls u hard*

>> No.9209332

Holy shit guys. Ive been walking and "lifting" for the last few months. When I first started I did some pushups and they were pure agony. I think I managed to do 7? I just did 16 with out any effort at all. I only stopped because I only do 10 flys when I lift and subbed the pushups for flys. This working out thing is really paying off.

I think I would flex my manly arms at the bandits and watch them run in fear.

>> No.9209347

You say 3 individuals of my age, but not their position. If it looks like they need it, then sure, but if they just want to steal, then I'll teach them a lesson.
I've beaten a kid in class before, and I'm quite cynical to others, so killing a mugger shouldn't be too hard.

>> No.9209369

>ally

Wait...no one caught this?

>> No.9209418

I have a feeling that this is exactly the kind of thing that will get me stabbed in real life one day. Too much pride to value my life over an easily replaced object that I got for free.

>> No.9209428
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9209428

Act like I'm going to give him the sweetroll, but at the last minute throw it in the air, hoping that they'll pay attention to it long enough for me to get a shot in on the leader, punching him in the throat several times.

>> No.9209442
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9209442

don't worry I got this

>> No.9209434

I order my orbital ion cannon to fire on my location.

>> No.9209443

Challenge them to a danmaku battle!
Then get beat up because magic doesn't exist ._.

>> No.9209445

>>9209442
*takes le arrow to the knee*

>> No.9209451 [SPOILER] 
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>>9209442
I used to be a shitposter like you, but then i took an arrow in le knee.

>> No.9209456

I let the centipedes out of my vagina to attack them

>> No.9209466

Go soak your head, Butch. I ain't giving you my sweetroll.

>> No.9209473

>>9209456
Why are you carrying your onahole?

>> No.9209479

Give them the sweetroll. Return to bakery at 10pm and go through the bin behind it for 10 more sweetrolls.

>> No.9209507

>>9209479
Take them all, break into the bully's house, and shove all 10 into his mouth.

>> No.9209519

>>9209507
but then I have no sweetrolls..

>> No.9209520

I beat their asses then eat my sweetroll while sitting on their corpses.

>> No.9209526

>>9209473
I wanted to dunk my pan in something.

>> No.9209543

>>9209519
What's more important, you eating a sweet roll or breaking into the bully's house and force feeding him sweet rolls every night until he gets diabetes?

>> No.9211919
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9211919

I'll fight.

Not for the right to eat sweet roll, but for the thrill of combat with my pride and honor as the wager.

>> No.9211924

>>9209451
>>9209445
fuck off and die.

>> No.9211934

I'd give him the sweetroll, and then kill him when I get the chance, then escape and hit the wastelands.

>> No.9211951

i proceed to eat the sweetroll as my adoring fan fights them off.

>> No.9211955

I'd retaliate, lose the fight and my sweetroll.

>> No.9211986

>>9208673

I respond with my Nanto Suichō Ken if you know what i mean

>> No.9211995

This question always bugged me because it was like he's assuming my character is a kid, or I, the player, am a kid.

I'M A 100-YEAR-OLD DUNMER SOCUCIUS LEAVE ME ALONE

>> No.9212028

That Tsukihime alley music comes to mind. Think it was track 4 but I'm not sure.

>> No.9212046

>>9212028
Oh, it was track 6.

>> No.9214466

Well, considering how leaving one's house for baked goods you plan to eat in a dark and dangerous area without a Swiss Army knife (One with lots of utilities in case you suddenly get trapped in an alternate dimension) is stupid, I pull it out, whip out the blade, eat the sweet roll, tear my shirt in twain, and loudly announce "COME THE HELL AT ME!"

>> No.9216347

I introduce the leaders face to brick wall while holding the sweet roll in my mouth. When his friends move I either pull him in the way of them or throw him after them depending on what they do

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