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how you NEETing it up this friday night?

>> No.9261205

Drinking, smoking, reading books.

>> No.9261202
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Watching politics, playing some vidya.

>> No.9261201

I'm helping out meido ^_^

>> No.9261208

>>9261202
WHYT

>> No.9261215
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>>9261208
Sorry, I undestand only AMERICAN language.

>> No.9261216
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fucking bitches, drinkin beer, watching the game and snortin lines
geyt on my level nooblords

>> No.9261224

I plan on procrastinating.

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>>9261215
watchau watchin

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>>9261202

You too, huh? Keep fighting the good fight, brother.

>> No.9261238

Tulpaforcing.

>> No.9261246
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fucking amerifats you disgust me
ur country is shit and smells of burgers and piss

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>>9261229
Are you making fun of me, son?
pro-tip: you better not if you care for you life.

>> No.9261252

I'm eating these chewy jolly ranchers.

They taste like play-do.

>> No.9261255

I'll do it tomorrow.

>> No.9261256

>>9261246
These magazines were great.

>> No.9261258

I can't figure out what game to play, so I'm just sticking around here until I make up my mind.

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I'm not gonna do anything today.

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>>9261246
Have you already forgotten who liberated you, faggot? Fucking ungrateful yuros.

>> No.9261275

>>9261265
That's not rly you js

i'm drinking and playin ff13-2 hihi

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>>9261259
>>9261268

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>>9261277
You think this is fucking joke?

>> No.9261301

>>9261268
btw im a girl

>> No.9261307
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>>9261236
God Bless

>> No.9261308

>>9261289
do you even lift?

>> No.9261312

>>9261307
A Liberal-muslim-homosexual-ACLU-lawyer-prof-and-abortion-doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx..

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL Champion who had served 1500 tours of duty, and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States, stood up and held a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years you stupid Christian."

"Wrong. It's been 6,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old, and evolution — as you say — is real, then it should be an animal now."

The professor was visibly shaken, dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species, and stormed out of the room crying liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican on that day. An Eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag, shedding a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and Herman Cain showed up to enact a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all of eternity.


Semper Fi

p.s close the borders

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>>9261308
I could easily lift you and your mom if I wanted, kiddo.

>> No.9261341

>>9261312
Why do American soldiers always end up going to classes with liberal teachers?

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>>9261268

>> No.9261350

>>9261341
Why does everyone assume liberals can't be in the military?

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>>9261350
probably because liberals are faggots.

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>>9261348

>> No.9261361

Hello everyone I am a woman though I identify as a male lesbian. I sleep around a lot and I will happily admit to being a slut although slut is just another word for sexually liberated women. Speaking of women, gender pay gaps are horrible and women should get paid more because we can do jobs better than men. Anyway my question is, I want to divorce my husband and accuse him of raping me so I can get money. He treated me badly by having a circumcised penis and those are worse because fuck America, Europe is the best country. Also the Holocaust never happened and I hope Sharia law takes over the world. I feel the homosexual community of /jp/ would most know how I feel.

Please respond.

>> No.9261365

>>9261359
Ku klux klan hoods scare me almost as much as WW1 era gas masks.

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do mallcops really use them segway things?

>> No.9261375

>>9261370
I've never seen one. They do wear cowboy hats in my state though.

>> No.9261376
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>>9261359
Have you already forgotten who protected you from commies, kraut?

>> No.9261378

>>9261370
Only in America.

Too lazy to walk, lol.

>> No.9261380

>>9261376
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v5QCGqDYGo

>> No.9261388

Hi I liket he cute pigeon pics :3 keep posting them plz :D

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>>9261388

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>>9261376
Yes we forgot you shipping all those tanks,aircraft and food to the Soviets back in the 1941-1945

>> No.9261394
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Got my monthly 400€ of autism bucks today. Just in time since I have stuff on Steam that needs buying and a new fig wouldn't hurt either.

SING WITH ME /jp/!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

>> No.9261395

>>9261394
Don't they monitor your bank account?

>> No.9261397

I fucking love America hate threads. Only reason I come to /jp/. Eagleman is a hilarious satire of the typical fat piece of shit americunt.

>> No.9261399

>>9261395
They monitor money going in, not out.

>> No.9261407

>>9261395
Not afaik. And I don't really know if these are "autism bucks" per se (they call it "young person's rehabilitation"), but my therapist asked me if I got any money for my "troubles" and she was the one who suggested I should apply for free MONEE.

I just spent few months worth of money for travelling to London and no problems yet.

>> No.9261457

>>9261341
Because they were hoping he'd learn something useful in the eve of his life.

>> No.9261471

>>9261361
Why did you marry a man?

>> No.9261562
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Yo sé tus verdaderas intenciónes, mis amigos aviares. Buen hecho, buen hecho. Continua como crees conveniente.

>> No.9261630

>>9261562
bueno bueno jajajajajaja

>> No.9261636

fuckin bitches and gettin paper

>> No.9261643

Just finished my marathon of Milky Holmes and now I can't stop reading everything on /jp/ in a little girl's voice.

>> No.9261667

>>9261252
I'll have to get my mom to go pick some up for me then.

>> No.9261672

It' 23 pm so I can't buy beer anymore. Fuck this country.

>> No.9261679

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CMxvGyIrNw

>> No.9261686

>>9261672
>23 pm
Damn, that was a tad redundant.

>> No.9261696

>>9261686
1-Midday to midday is a 24 hour rotation.
2-Sundown to sundown is a 24 hour rotation.
3-Midnight to midnight is a 24 hour rotation.
4-Sunup to sunup is a 24 hour rotation.

Acknowledge the 4 days or you die evil.

>> No.9261695

>>9261672
23 post meridian

so you mean 11am LOL

>> No.9261699

>>9261696
Gene Ray is truly the greatest philosopher of our generation.

>> No.9261702

Why is /jp/ so great at the moment?

>> No.9261706

>>9261702
We got a new janitor.

>> No.9261901

>>9261706
Yeah, normally by this time /jp/ would've been reduced to <10 pages, but I guess the mods are all out partying on Friday.

>> No.9261907

Is it friday?

>> No.9261908

>>9261907
Depends on where you're asking. It's 0:11AM on a Saturday to me.

>> No.9261913

>>9261908
And I've posted this a few seconds too late (on 0:12 AM.
Sorry.

>> No.9261927

>>9261908
It's friday on me I just didn't notice. I don't come to 4chan that often and I lose the track of time fairly easy.

>> No.9262142

>>9261927
What kind of computer do you have that it doesn't constantly tell you the time (and the day)?
What kind of 4chan do you use that you don't get time stamps?

>> No.9262368

Just hanging around /jp/.

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>> No.9262422

>>9262381
But how will they know what bong it is? The entire country would collapse if this happened.

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>> No.9263239

>>9262381
I actually laughed from this one.

>> No.9263405

Do you ever stretch yourself as a NEET and perform experiments on your lifestyle? For example having special days dedicated to doing certain things?

Maybe sit in a different area of the room or something.

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