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9372182 No.9372182 [Reply] [Original]

>you find yourself magically transported to Gensokyo
>you meet Satori, and find that you have plenty in common
>she is the perfect Touhou for you
>after years of romantic companionship, you decided to get married
>on the night after the wedding, with both of you in bed, she begins to take off her clothes
>you see this

Wat do?

>> No.9372186

who are you quoting?

>> No.9372197

>>9372186

I'm quoting the story I made up to post on this thread.

>> No.9372199

>years of romantic companionship
>no sex

That's not how girls work, dummy.

>> No.9372202

i freak out like i did just now because i'm afraid of holes.
reported for offending my feelings.

>> No.9372212
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>>9372199

It's Gensokyo, everything is possible!

Even girls actually becoming decent and pure beings.

>> No.9372214

>>9372186

XD Epic maymay lol!

>> No.9372208

>>9372199
That's how pure maidens work, you slut.

>> No.9372220

>>9372182
How beautiful.

>> No.9372228

I see

>> No.9372233

>>9372208

go away

>> No.9372241

I'd be worried about accidently poking those eyes

>> No.9372244
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>>9372182
Sweet jesus I knew I should have gone with Koishi. She'd just have a bunch of stitches all over, which is arguably sexier.

>> No.9372252

>>9372208

Why can't women just understand that their bodies belong to me? They shouldn't have sex unless I give them permission.

>> No.9372273

>>9372233
>>9372252
/jp/ is filling up with sluts.

>> No.9372285

>>9372273

Yeah. Lincoln was a slave too.

>> No.9372316

>>9372285

I didn't know that...

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9372318

The solution is obvious

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9372342

They make a cute couple. Orin can stay as a pet.

>> No.9373763

>>9372182
I'd love her with the eyes on the her body, but I'd be cautious with her because I don't know if they actually have the same sensitivity of normal eyes.

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