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9415609 No.9415609 [Reply] [Original]

What's your unrealistic criteria for making friends?

>> No.9415616

What constitutes a friend?

>> No.9415617

>>9415616
Someone who sucks your dick when you ask them to.

>> No.9415618
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9415618

They have to be clones of me except with more patience to put up with my shit.

>> No.9415620

they have to be 2D.

>> No.9415626

>>9415617
But I wouldn't consider your mom my friend

>> No.9415629

>>9415626
Why did you say something so mean to me? Why would you imply my mom sucks your dick? You made me cry.

>> No.9415630

>>9415626
iceburn

>>9415629
iceburnt

>> No.9415632
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9415632

we have to be mutually interested and equally awesome
no friends so far.
fine by me.

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9415641

They have to be cute like anzuchang

They have to be anzuchang

>> No.9415640

-Must not be a dork
-Must not be a slut
-Must not require me to make the initial contact every time we socialize
-Must not be a total creeper
-Must not think cartoons are real people
-Must not be interested in RL versions of niche cartoon fetishes
-Must not be a furry or a member of any other group of people who flip their shit about imaginary persecutions (queers, transvestites, feminists, niggery blacks, red-necky whites, teenage atheist, etc)
-Must be able to take it easy more often than not

>> No.9415643

>>9415640
You're a dork.

>> No.9415645

>>9415640
I fit all that criteria but I don't want to be your friend, you seem very controlling. You don't know how to take it easy.

>> No.9415656

>>9415640
>-Must not be a furry or a member of any other group of people who flip their shit about imaginary persecutions (queers, transvestites, feminists, niggery blacks, red-necky whites, teenage atheist, etc)
what if he's a furry or a queer but doesn't flip shit about persecutions? do you care about them being a member of the group or just the behaviour only?

>> No.9415668

>>9415641
what would you do if anzuchang was your best friend dear anon

>> No.9415669

-Must not be stupid or an idiot
-Must know how to take it easy
-Must know when to back off when I dont want to go clubbing and just want to take it easy at home
-Must not be mad when I dont want to participate or join their social obligation

>> No.9415671

Hardcore gamer of the Japanese kind and friendly.

Can't be a downer or cross dresser.

>> No.9415674
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>>9415668
I'd wish I was cute like anzuchang

I'd wish I was anzuchang

>> No.9415686

I don't want friends, because they're eventually going to disappoint me. There's no way someone out there shares all of my opinions.

>> No.9415688

>>9415656
>what if he's a furry or a queer but doesn't flip shit about persecutions? do you care about them being a member of the group or just the behaviour only?

Mostly behavior. I wouldn't know anyway, unless they mention it, and if they aren't making a big deal of it, I don't care. Exception being queers(by my definition guys who think they are and try to act female) and transvestites(who cut off their dick) who I hate no matter what. I consider them like wapanese and wiggers, but for women. I hate the latter so I hate the former too.

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>>9415688
>transvestites(who cut off their dick)
it's called transsexuals or trangenders. transvestites don't do anything to their dicks and consider themselves men usually.

>> No.9415711

Female

>> No.9415722

It can be anyone as long as they're not some hateful epic troll.

>> No.9415732

perpetua prepubescica syndrome

>> No.9415756

>>9415617
dude

>> No.9415759

Can't be a meme spewing faggot, so impossible.

>> No.9415767

>>9415688
>88
SEIG HEIL

>> No.9415773

>>9415688
-=≡卍＼(`･ω･´)ﾋﾟﾀｧ!

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>> No.9415904

>>9415609
Friends are, by my definition, people you trust on account of a shared past.
Thus it is impossible to just make friends. First you have to get a chum, somebody to hang out with, and then you have to hang out with him for long enough that there is a mutual bond of trust between the two of you that is too valuable for either of you to just discard it.

I don't hang out with people very much.

>> No.9415907

I have always been dreaming of girl with who i could get all lovey dovey.

>> No.9415957

>>9415904
Does that mean 4chan is my friend?

>> No.9416004

They must be nice, friendly, not a troll, easy to confide in, like cute Japanese things, must not be a fan of Blizzard games.

>> No.9416029

>>9415957
Partly. You have to tiptoe around 4chan a whole lot more than you should have around a friend. Blogging (or exposing your weaknesses) often results in cruel (and possibly justified) backlash.

>> No.9416093

>>9416004

Is old school Blizzard ok?

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>>9416004
what about 2hu blizzard games?

>> No.9416104

My online friends keep telling me to visit them but I'm scared because they're normalfags and might not like me and if they don't like me then I won't have any friends.

>> No.9416106

-Must be Japanese (white people act funny)
-Must have similar hobbies, otherwise nothing to talk about
-Must be cute physically and personality wise
-Must be somewhat girly
-Must be male (girls are mean and would leave you when they find a boyfriend)
-Must have few/no other friends so I can monopolise their company
-Must be kind and like/tolerate intimacy

>> No.9416109

>>9416004
what if he enjoys Blizzard games but is not a fan?

>> No.9416112
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>>9416004
>>9415907
Ar-Are you me? My dream is to have a girl who likes watching TAS videos on nico or play RPGs in a dark room with me.

And no, liking new-blizz is a complete dealbreaker, since that constitutes a staggering lack of foresight and/or appraisal abilities.

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>>9416112
Get the fuck out girlfriend wishing subhuman.

>> No.9416657

>>9416004
>easy to confide in

This is one of my biggest problems making friends. They always think they're making you a favour by revealing all the shit you tell them, at best. At worst, they just want to know dirt about you so they can share with the classroom sluts that friendzoned them despite getting it on with the rest of the school/college. Both situations have happened with me.

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