/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How many /jp/ers could you take in a fight? Be realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

I could take on all of you fucking nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm a muay thai/karate instructor and i've noticed /jp/ is overwhelmingly underweight so realistically the entire populace

[Anonymous No.]

>>9751747
1.5

[Anonymous No.]

>>9751780
I'm an aikido practitioner, you're pretty much fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

Very few. I can only take on the skinny weak shits, as I am skinny but healthy myself. Most /jp/ers will overpower me with their sheer physical mass.

[Anonymous No.]

1

Then I'd nurse him back to health and make him breakfast everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't even properly end myself, how could I expect to be able to take on anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

As many rounds as my gun holds.

[Anonymous No.]

As many rounds as my dick can ejaculate

[Anonymous No.]

All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

If I take a dive, does that count as 1?

[Anonymous No.]

all of them.

your all a bunch of scared lil bitches, i bet i could punk you in front of all you're friends and make you cry like a lil weeb

[Anonymous No.]

too many

[Anonymous No.]

Probably a couple. Then again.... maybe none, because why I would I be fighting with a jipper?

[Anonymous No.]

Blaawd for the blood god!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753569
>why I would I be fighting with a jipper?
he called your favorite bishoujo character a slut and you have to defend her honor

[Anonymous No.]

How many /jp/ers could you fugg before passing out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753532
+1

You weeaboo faggots can try to come at me with your samurai swords; I'll pick you all off: one by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753569
More likely none. They have a number advantage, and even if they're just as strong as you are (or even a little weaker), it takes effort to beat one whereas they have the effort divided amongst them.

Everyone ITT is being way too optimistic IMO tbh.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 6'4" and 350 pounds with only body fat of less than 1% . I've got 12 rounds in the octogon with UFC champions, but was kicked out for being too violent and because no one wanted fight me. I'd easy pound the shit out of any normalfag and crush their skull with a single hand.

The thing is though, by /jp/ standards, I'm just another weakling. /jp/ is full of extremely powerful monsters who could break me tempered glass. I'd never even try to fight half the denizens here. /jp/ is full of ex-Marines and Navy Seals who know the secret Jewish techniques of Krav Maga that can kill a man just by looking at him. The last time two /jp/er's fought, the entire city was reduced to ash around them. A /jp/ fighting tournament would likely destroy the entire universe.

No, no, we shouldn't even be discussing this. You should delete you thread before all life on earth is ended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753576
everone and there mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753577
H-he did what? F-fuck him!

>>9753582
doubt too many of us are actually thinking about it realistically. It's just a thread. Don't get your Fundoshi in a musubine

[Anonymous No.]

Probably none because I'm a weak, short, skinny anorexic piece of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753584
You've got some respect, I like you.

As for all these other little shitheads, I'm flying up to New York to get your IP addresses from my navy buddy moot, and I'll personally be paying wach one of you motherfuckers a visit later, especially you, >>9753564.

[Anonymous No.]

Tracking everyone who has posted in this thread through my GPS server. Lock your doors extra tight tonight you little bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

Unarmed? I'd definitely take three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753620
tell me where and when neckbeard i want to try out this new thing out where ill pop your femur out through your crotch like a boner. haha get it? yeah itll be really fucking cute when im teaching you how to swim one legged in a pool of blood

[Gensokyo Lovely Maiden !nLH26A83Ug No.]

All of them.

My faith in Christ and knowledge of muay thai makes me invincible.

[Anonymous No.]

all the fat americans

[Anonymous No.]

I'll powerclean you all to the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753608
this guy

[Gensokyo Lovely Maiden !nLH26A83Ug No.]

>>9753608
Get behind me, I'll hold 'em off for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753657
Meet me at the top of Burj Khalifa in Dubai at midnight to night. You may bring a second, as will I, and we shall duel unarmed until death. Any hair pulling or biting is against the rules. Agreed?

[Anonymous No.]

I could take every single cock in my ass and mouth. No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753724
i promise you that you wouldn't be able to take my bone. you would start crying before i even got the tip in.

[Anonymous No.]

But anons, you are /jp/er. Can you truly defeat yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

But anons, you are the /jp/er. Can you truly defeat yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753742
>>9753745
ban this post count padding fag.

[Gensokyo Lovely Maiden !nLH26A83Ug No.]

>>9753724
Hopefully not at the same time?!

[Anonymous No.]

I will protect you, /jp/. I won't let anyone hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753691
good job slugger im on a different day than your thirdworld motherland any government dog worth the mold growing on the soles of my skull crushing boots would know how to report and schedule a rendezvous. go crawl through the soiled clothes empty tissue boxes and ramen cups curl up in the darkest corner of your basement hideout think about what youve done if you need to have someone close the curtains before the audience to your failed existence have more to laugh about come back and tell me how to find you

[Anonymous No.]

Aikido is pretty cool, but its founder (Morihei Ueshiba) was kind of way out there.

That said, Aikido give me the techniques to eliminate conflict without injury or destruction, thus restoring peace to the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753828
woah guys watch out this dude means business get help faggot teenybopper us adults hold our council appropriately and speak in turn to voice our opinion you don't break into a courthouse naked to express your opinion on indecency laws people like you fund the pseudoscience and drug industry and those industries make jobs and the workers that get those jobs pay taxes which fund the /jp/ dream fuck youre worthless why do you hate /jp/? fucking europe damn way to go holy fuck condense your shit retard dw bro admitting you have a problem is the first step in recovery good one man people actually do this shit? lol op thats hilarious of course my goal is to help /jp/ be the best it can be thats a euphemism for cocks right once me and your mom did nothing but fuck for 4 days straight true story #otakuculture woah kid calm down ill help you out after you explain how this is otaku culture BRo dont forget to delete your thread games are for kids dude this is an 18+ imageboard sorry man i think you get the wrong board we're already here lol woah dude thats hot as fuck you misspelled “#edgy” broheim no yiff in hell are you a pedophile or do you not understand how species work? who the FUCK are you quoting you cumguzzling twat id properly arrange her insides if you know what i mean woah man are you really this desperate for attention? go read a vn and think about what you did that has nothing to do with trigger discipline backpedal harder dude the bike isn't moving

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753828
I am the government in this shithole. I came as a conqueror. I am better than you, and if you don't want to fight me, you are a mere coward that should die. Your attitude is extremely disgusting. If my peasants talked to me like that, I'd have them burned at the stake with all their goats. I'm going to give you a chance because you are a fellow /jp/er though. If you do not show up, I will put a bounty on your head and threaten the US with tripling the price of oil until they agree to bring you to me. Then you will know that I am your king when I lay my wrath upon you.

[Anonymous No.]

probably 3 if it was no weapons

if weapons are allowed then i'll just walk away. fuck getting cut. some fucker shanked my knee in a fight a few years back and it still stings and tingles to this very day

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753889
>arrowintheknee

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753894

No I'm serious. The scar is all brown and shiny now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753903
that's what happens to scars if you don't use surgical sutures. I'ts going to stay that way for many years, shame.

[Anonymous No.]

janitor just came and sperged

what a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753917
I could kick his ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753914
I don't mind it. Its right above my knee cap and it's usually covered by my pants.

I also have a long scar right above my heel and I think it looks pretty badass. That I got when a shaving razor got sandwiched between the mattress and I walked across it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rip all of your cocks off and feed them to you tools.

Worthless geeks, all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753903
bitches love scars

how many did you fuck? also, are you brazilian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753949
0, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753959
wait no i fucked my cousin, so one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753875
thats all nice but that still doesnt tell me when to be there you fucking retard. just go to bed mamnbrohan i can practically smell the scent of curry from your nervous sweat across the globe its really killing my bloodlust so ill let you off if you stop posting. talk back to me again and when i find you im going to wrap your turban in a ball around my fist and shove it up your ass until i feel your heartbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753963
that makes the two of us

[Anonymous No.]

once i get within 21 feet its over for you geeks
pic related

[Anonymous No.]

im a /jp/er so if i kill me it would be 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753999

The fuck did you call me?
I'll put you in the hospital kid

[Anonymous No.]

I've never been in a fight, so I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753970
I told you already you ignorant, illiterate piece of hit. Be there at midnight tonight. Any thinking person would be able to realize that that means be there tonight, at midnight, Dubai time.

God damn you are a dipshit. I bet your a darkie too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9754370

Not impressed. I've seen microbes scarier than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753999
>me.jpg
yeah that makes it more believable

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753999
nice forearms LOL

[Anonymous No.]

I've been and lifting weights for 5 months now pretty soon I could beat your Otaku culture loving asses black and blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753999
watch it dude, i'll have you know that I was the one who killed omega sudo.

pic related, it's me

[Anonymous No.]

try me nerds

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

Zero. Maybe one or two if I caught him off-guard and had a weapon. But I don't want to hurt a /jp/sy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9754393

>>Beat our Otaku culture loving asses black and blue

>>Human asses don't have blood vessels.

Looks like your exercise routines don't involve critical thinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>9754393
could you beat the shotgun out of my hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>9754411
Funny. So funny I forgot to laugh. You won't sound so smart when I break your fucking skull open, pointdexter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9754411
Who the FUCK are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9754422

>>So funny I forgot to laugh

Are you five? -10/10 Still not impressed. I'd say try again, but I don't want to strain you mentally

Even with severe brain damage my IQ will still be exponentially higher than yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9754430
Myself. I have to use a speech-to-text program because I am blind. I would appreciate it if you weren't so hateful to the handicapable.

[Anonymous No.]

0.

Getting into a such fight would most likely require immense amounts of effort, which I do not have. If I had, I would kill 7 of you and then shoot myself.

Also, this is a bad thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9754453
Lurk more.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>9754393
About a year and half here, feels good.

And I don't truly know.

I'm 1,71cm, weight 80kg and can lift about 120kg in bench press and curl with 50. I know a few things about boxing too. I have hit, and have been hit too, mostly during high school.

But I think a karate /jp/er could still beat me with a kick in the head.

And my weapon of preference?, a sledgehammer.

/blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>9754483
Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more information, OP.

Are melee weapons allowed?

If it's more than 1 then are they all teaming up on me or is it a free for all?

Are we fighting to kill?

[Anonymous No.]

Probably about 5.

Realistically, though? I'd be too afraid to try to fight more than 1 jper, it'll end in gangrape.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>9754516
If you give me your mail I can send you hourly reports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753532
>>9753579
as if you can even survive my rifle with your pea shooters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9753828
>good job slugger im on a different day than your thirdworld motherland[...]
translation: i'm too scared to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9754422
wow, is that you on the pic? dude, you look like a nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>9754378
even the mods are saying prayers for you kiddo

[Anonymous No.]

i dont fight unless i have to, then i get personal

id probably lose to a gang but 2 of you would lose an eye or an ear, and youd remember me for the rest of your life

[suomynonA No.]

Depends what kind of fighting game are we playing? I'm not really good at the 2hu fighting games, but maybe if we can do it /v/ style on some strategy games or CS:GO i can take on a good number.

[Anonymous No.]

lol some anon pretending to be some sandnigger internet toughguy?

On 4chan?

On /jp/?

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>9755264