Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

You a horsefucker?

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BEHOLD

BIG, SEXY JACKAL

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>>39746036
Nuclear Lizard vs. Big Monke

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So what do you honestly feel about foxes?
Don't worry, they won't hear about it

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>>39746080
love me a foxy and sly woman

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>>39746036
I want the one on the left to destroy my pelvis

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we need more ushi oni art

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Human men belong to small, adorable, sexy lizards!

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Having more than one wife does NOT make me a whore

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>>39746080
I hope Fox Shrines start to spread across the world.

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Fuck monster girls and fuck this >>39746102 whore.

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>>39746080
There really aren't very many monstergirls I don't like. But foxgirls are definitely up there among my favorites. Very soft.

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>>39746102
i know that feel, i got three wives

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>>39746080
Cute JK foxes, whether Inari, Youko, Kitsunebi, or Kitsunetsuki, are sufficiently breedable.

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>>39746102
>>39746143
Damn, I don't even have one.

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>>39746166
I wish I had a tiny snake to throw at people

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>>39746216
Please don't throw your wife.

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>>39746232

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>>39746102
Having 1 wife makes you a wholesome family man
Having 2 or 3 wives makes a slightly perverted family man
Having 4 to 6 wives makes you a full blown pervert
Having 7+ wives makes you a manwhore

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I prefer tigers.

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>>39746036
>Hey, ape.
>"Yeah you overgrown lizard?"
>You can have the title of queen of whatever, I'm nabbing that guy over there.
>"Like hell you are, I saw him first! Besides, he wants something warm blooded, not an overgrown crocodile."

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>>39746095
They're scary and rapey.
Artist would rather draw cute and gentle monsters.

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>>39746320
I prefer teasing tigers by showing them my back and getting in dangerous situations

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>>39746320
big chuffs

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>>39746310
What about a man with 2-3 wives and a staff of maids?

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>>39746381
where are the turbojinkos?

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>>39746366
>They're scary and rapey.
Just draw a domesticated Ushi, problem solved!

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>>39746382
If he fucks the maids then they count as wives.
And you know maids are extremely hard to resist, especially when they're so docile that you can just bend one over furniture and pound her to your heart's content.

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>>39746396
so a nun ushi.....

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>>39746381
>"I'm in danger"

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>>39746395
beeg land or beeg zoos

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>>39746369
I prefer being caught by one in the water.
>>39746396
I don't think I have it saved, but you know that canon Ushi taking cooking lessons.

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>>39746429
Not all domesticated Ushis are nuns.

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>>39746410
But what if they're only wives in a sexual sense, and they're free use for him and his "actual" wives?

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>>39746080
I have a terrible weakness for fluffy tails. I'm glad no foxes know, they would surely take advantage of it.

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>>39746461
that string gives me a .......rather silly idea

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>>39746310
3+ is manwhore already

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I'm starting to think using seals against foxes is not a very effective strategy

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>>39746711
The goddamn rock that sealed Tamamo-No-Mae in Japan split in half. Seals are useless.

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>>39746715
>the staff has cat ears
Nekomancers…

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>>39746715
>that game
haven't really gone all that far in it

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>>39746320
They're endangered anon. Go do your part to save the species and breed a jinko today!

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>>39746461
>Domesticated
That face spells
>You do realize I'm going to rape you for this

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>>39746737
i liked it well enough. think the big baphos were my favorite.
and the ludonarrative dissonance of having your adoptive mom watch you fuck other girls and then her

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>>39746429
yes

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>>39746744
I would multiple times.

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>>39746780
puffy

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>>39746780
>unsealed
well i had a good run

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>>39746026

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>>39746787
oh god they're all autistic

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>>39746744
I see plenty of pictures of them with kids. How can we be sure that they're actually endangered?

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>>39746875
please trust the experts anon, we need more jinkos

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>>39746828
that's how you know you got authentic purebred cheshire

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>>39746875
Being on the verge of extinction gives motherhood an extra bit of pride with it. A family photo isn't just a memento, it's a rallying cry to all the single jinkos saying "There are tiger fucker out there and they want to give you babies. Don't give up."

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Just two monster girls finding a nice way to spend an afternoon

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>>39746101
Mere female lizards and damn female kids belong to human men.

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Why are sneks so silly?

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>>39746080
they're fucking nautical

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>>39746894
Could these experts please show their data instead of giving me folders full of Jinko dating profiles?

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>>39746733
>Rock holding Tamamo breaks
>WW3 is starting
>Abortion is getting banned
>Soon to follow contraception will be outlawed

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>>39747128
dating profiles? they are just showing sad lonely jinkos that will fade away if they don't have a mate
though I would recommend dating Carol the jinko as she is super cool and not a neet

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The Musume Inquisition.
Nobody expects them.

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>>39747174
they have ways of getting your confession

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Zzap

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>>39747130
>Fellow humans. To ensure our survival, we must accept foxes into our countries.

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>>39747206
When I think of Nun, I think of milk and motherly nuns honestly

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>>39746026

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>>39747281
with some wives you're better off living in a cave

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>>39747246
MIIA

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>>39747325
gosh I want to date and impregnate officer dark elf

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>>39747336
>"M-move along, citizen."

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>>39747325
plus one of them is a donkey, it's a very misleading picture

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>>39747350
oh man, she is gonna find soo many love letters in her locker that her fellow officers will seethe

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>>39747336
dark elf society sounded kind of lame to me at first but then i realized you get to see a lot of dark elves in cute outfits so maybe it's not so bad

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>>39747369
So many outfits, sometimes they even fit in them!

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>>39746026

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>>39747396
I really love how this guy draws lipstick for all his girls
really gets the engine revving

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She is looking for a mofu slave.

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>>39747549
what a coincidence

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>>39747549
Too bad, I'm only looking for a wife to ohoho at me.

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>>39747396
Imagine how many presents she gets on mothers day She would need to keep a paralyze spell on me,else i will constantly aim to impregnate her as constantly as possible

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>>39747581
>She would need to use a spell on me so I don't do exactly what she wants

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>>39747590
You dont understand anon,i would be permanently fixated on giving her another daughter,even monsters have to get tired of it at some point

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>>39747549
how convenient, so am i

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>>39747623
maybe for like 5 minutes after she lays an egg.
snakes might get moody when they're about to shed too.

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>>39747549
I'm not a slave, I'm not a number, I'm a free man!

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>>39747637
Imagine the mamono child support

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>>39747641
Now inhale deeply and say that again.

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>>39747641
post more monstergirls making you grab boobie

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Do you guys have any tips for becoming an officer in an extremist army? I think I'd be good at leading monsters

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>>39747742
the only thing you will lead is the shopping cart at mamono IKEA

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>>39746026

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>>39747742
Prove your loyalty by planting as many false books and cursed items as possible.
Multiclass into Dark Tactician.
Cultivate your power level until they have to let you lead from the front.

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>>39747728
You know, I like this prompt.

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>>39746026

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>>39746396
Hitting on the cabana ushi! Getting an extra umbrella in my drink!

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Jubjub humpty oyakodon

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>>39747728

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>>39747949
hey no monsters allowed in the human state. we're trying to maintain ethnic purity for the human race here. monsters kidnap, plunder, and rape too many boys and men these days

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>>39746477
Manwhore.

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Forced breast grab is one of the hottest things.

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>>39747999
I enjoy acts that say "fuck me" without words. I also enjoy titties, so it's a combination of two things that bring me joy.

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happy mothers day

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>>39747898
>hitting on a girl while she's working
that's pretty brave

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>>39746711
>six ears to molest
She doesn't seem so tough to me.

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>>39748008
>Who’s a cute little kidnapper in training?

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>>39748012
Ah, I'm just messing around. I always make sure to give her a good tip too. It's cool since I'm a regular. Kind of strange though, she said she was going to make me a sex on the beach after work, even though she knows I don't like sweet drinks. I don't even know how she would serve it when the cabana is closed.

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Why do kamaitachis not get more love?

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l hope Krampus gets more content in the future

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>>39748067
They have a lot to compete against and the triplits, while good, need something more.

I wouldn't say no to the wind weasels if they came for me though.

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>>39748085
>pov
>you forgot the cookies and milk

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When corned by a monster, I plan to play country music on my phone to immediately cause her to be turned off

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When cornered by a monster, I plan to play country music on my phone to immediately cause her to be turned off

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When cornered by a monster, I plan to play country music on my CD player to immediately cause her to be turned off

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When cornered by a monster, I plan to play country music on my tape recorder player to immediately cause her to be turned off

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>>39748123
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>>39748196
You're going to get raped by a holstaur who likes country music.

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Next poster gets raped by a dragon, wyvern, ryu and wurm

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>>39748138
>>39748165
>>39748196
You're all getting raped on the spot by trolls

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wtf is all that country music nonsense? I might need a nun or two to remove this blight

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Fuck it, when I get cornered I will tell the City's bard to string me some Starting Village music

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This thread has become complete dogshit

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>>39748207
Clearly,he'd just switch to a genre she hates then

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>>39748299
nah it's the GOAT

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im going to bed a dragon nun

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>>39748307
I dislike this goat, her smug aura mocks me.

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>>39748334
Would the autismdog play strategy games with me?

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>>39748334
>the tism dogs dream
>pyraminds as far as the eyes can see
>perfect in every way

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>>39748307
I've always wanted to try Goat Milk.

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>>39748345
Those pyramids are actually pretty close, her lego collection isn't quite that big.

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>>39748218
I'd like 4 centinuns

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>>39748334
! !

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Consider the following: afro kejourous

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>>39748356
>Praying mantis

I love puns

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>>39748406
with disco attire? and choco skins and thicc lips with whitelipstic

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>>39746026

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>>39746043
THE JACKAL PORTAL SQUAD IS COMING

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>>39748459
Gonna compliment the sand dog on her cool airsoft kit

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>>39748459
>panaromic
cringe for not being able to use sights effectively

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Jellyfish are underrated!

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>>39748459
>wake up to your door being kicked in
>air-raid sirens are blaring
>screaming in the streets
>figure bursts into your room
>stuffed into krampus tactical sack and dragged to nearest mamono outpost for processing
>expectations for a happy portal meeting ruined
>church of Eros sympathizes with you and help you to meet a girl you'll love on more romantic terms with the help of a mind flayer.

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>>39748560
>a krampus using her sack on anybody but her soon to be husband
whore

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>>39748560
They do what must be done, this is the only way to bring future husbands and wives together.

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>>39747728
Snek

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the church of Eros, they've been teaming up with Grem-Tech recently and word is that they're putting Cupids in Mecha now.
Why? No clue, I blame someone showing Eros Gundam.

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>>39748663
>cupid beans you from two kilometers away with a stupid powerful gremlin rifle
As if the arrows weren't bad enough.

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>>39748663
>be dense anon
>have to watch eros team combine their bots into a mega bot to defeat the denseness
do you think with their big bots, they also have theme songs?

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Do you even shave your goat?

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>>39748898
BUSH

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>>39748732
>Enhanced optics, heart seeking rounds with your name engraved on them, and a nearly silent rifle.
The modern cupids love it but the older ones miss the challenge of the bow.....and some hipsters say that crossbows are an underrated weapon.

>>39748865
Of course, why else would the gremlins put speakers on the outside?

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>>39748924
>>Enhanced optics, heart seeking rounds with your name engraved on them, and a nearly silent rifle.
Or the more personal style of "assassination"
>walking down the street in the rougher part of town
>see a figure in a hoody walking towards you
>get a bad feeling about them
>they look over their shoulder to see if the coast is clear
>know something bad is about to happen but they're already upon you
>"This is for Maggie."
>whips out a suppressed low-caliber pistol with sub-sonic rounds
>empties the magazine into your chest
>runs off
>lay there with the biggest boner of your life, spilling mana onto the sidewalk
>hear a scream
>unicorn in a nurses outfit appears over you
>"Oh my Eros! Are you alright! Just stay calm, I can fix this!"
>catch a glimpse of her nametag as she bends over to heal you
>Maggie

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>>39748067
Harems are built into the setting, they don't bring a whole lot to the table and their attack gimmick isn't especially interesting. I'd never turn my nose up at the trio, but they're easy to forget with all the quirkier girls to choose from.

>>39748982
This horse is too small, send it back.

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>>39749041
Bro the dude might straight up have a heart attack seeing a pistol drawn on him.

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>>39749041
im going to be the target that gives that cupid a hell of time, always cartoon logicing the gun in funny ways, getting her pissed as nothing she can do works, until she falls for me and my goofy self

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>>39749041
I'd honestly prefer the "nothing personnel" approach.

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Does the MGE world have a doggy god?

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>>39749214
Yes, her name is Anubis and she is a good girl

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>>39748924
i don't think they'd need enhanced optics. just ironsights and angelvision

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>>39749250
! !

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>>39748663
>she mentioned something interesting, The Church of Eros is pursuing new research. She claims that what their doing in Zipangu is the missing piece, a weapon to surpass the cupid bow.

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>>39749250
gonna pat her head and give her doggy treats

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>>39748898
once a month

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>>39749214
inari and raiju are sort of dog adjacent

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>>39749454
>a beaitful inari is similar to a filthy mutt

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Monsters will masturbate to you and you will be very uncomfortable.

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>>39749561
not really, i would find rether funny

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>>39749561
It's only weird if they make it weird. I've fapped to them before, too.

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>>39749561
>somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu is masturbating to the thought off you

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>>39749561
>monster masturbates to you
>display dominance by fapping to her
>whoever cums first will be the bottom
can't let them when bros

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>>39749561
>Monsters will masturbate to you and you will be very horny.
Fixes that for you, mutual masturbation is super hot.

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>>39749561
They can't masturbate to me if they don't know what I look like.
And no, a nebulous mental image of "Anon" doesn't count

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>>39749561
what else is the raiju sitting across from you going to do while the subway is in transit?
i mean i guess it isn't strictly necessary she looks you in the eyes while she does it but raiju gonna raiju

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a threadly reminder that my wife latched onto me and we've been in love ever since.

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>>39749702
She could at least introduce herself first....

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>>39749561
It is a strange thing to go to Wendys and the Cashier Hellwan just starts flicking her bean while taking your order.

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>>39749561
This is actually true, I would be. I wouldn't understand.

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Is it true that the Spanish are weak against south american jungle cats?

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>>39749725
the handshake will be a little sticky, hopefully you don't mind.

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>>39749762
hope you like the secret spicy sauce

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>>39749791
I get some in the bathroom while she's on break.

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>>39749762
She can't see me if I use the drive-through or if I use one of those shitty delivery apps

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>>39749762
is that why my soda threatens to burn my throat off whenever I go to Mon-Donalds?

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Milk flavored elves are always superior.

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>>39750088
Chocolate and vanilla are both milk flavors.

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>>39750088
I like all elf flavors, even bluberry

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Monstergirls fighting for their right to kill their unborn babies!

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>>39750088
I do like pale elves.

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>>39748307
Goat Gazongas

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>>39750125
>Blue elf sticking out her tongue
Watch out, she might be a pervert.

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>>39750184
we all know if they have blue skin theyre preverts, its aposematic

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>>39749779
that's extremely gross, i don't want to shake a stranger monster's hand covered in vaginal fluids, that's basically sexual assault.

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>>39749702
She should control herself, masturbation in a public space is unsanitary and teaches kids the wrong things.

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>>39748898
God, I hope she doesn't shave that off

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>>39749791
If she squirt-cums on my food, i'm calling the cops

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>>39749561
you wouldn't handle midnight parking-lot circle-jerking with a group of monsters who touch each other just for the sake of it, out in the dark, helping each other feel good like a couple of sisters and that one rare occurrence where a guy shows up to join in on this masturbation ritual

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>>39749041
>Anon sues the church of Eros since he would have just bumped into the unicorn and fallen in love anyways since she was walking towards him
>corrupt lilim mayor is in deep with the matrimony industrial complex, gunwoman is out on the street on bond in a matter of hours
>no chance of getting mayor out of office, she's got friends in high places
>more celibate men will be transformed into loving husbands against their will
>no chance of justice for their lost shitposting time
>such is life in MGC

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>>39749561
>masturbate to fat, nerd hikki
She has very weird tastes.

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How would an aggressive, predator monster that's more of a supportive rather than domineering type (so not Dark Elf or Amazon) react if a shy guy started pursuing her, by sending her love letters, flowers and so on?

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>>39750489
>Cute
>Still gonna break his pelvis

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>>39749561

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Real men break into the royal armory and steal all the demonic blades they can

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so tell me used starship salesmen anon, how does this "shogdrive" work?

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>>39750657
All across the universe, there are Shogs cleaning. The movement of their brooms is a pendulum, and the other end of that pendulum is in a pocket dimension. In this pocket dimension the pendulums generate a force that can be released through the shogdrive as a means of propelling vessels across the gulf of space.
Simple stuff, really.

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>>39746026
Can men with centaur wives only be considered horse fuckers if they prefer the backpussy?

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>>39750657
MULTI

DIMENSIONAL

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>>39750654
>Furthermore, when a human man picks up such a sword, which belongs to the Dark Knight, he will unwittingly be enveloped by the magic of the wielder that is in the blade and have his heart bewitched. In the end, he, along with the sword, will serve the Dark Knight, though as her husband... This seems to be the reason why, when I, as a Dark Knight rookie, was assigned to carry weapons, I saw many swords in the armory that were simply laid out in rows. This is probably also a trap to counteract intruders.
Silly humans, they never seem to get suspicious why nobody is guarding the armory.

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>>39747369
I would like to think that Dark Elf society has full access to the hierarchy in everything except sexual matters to males who are forced into it. This means that a man with the skill and ability who is married to a dark elf can still become a lord or similar important person while his wife only has the ability to remain a typical citizen. Despite that, when it's time for a public orgy (whether to fuel a magical ritual or just for fun) he'll still be dommed silly by his wife.

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>>39750743
why is everything that men can do a trap into marrige?
Seems like the safest thing one can do that you could call a win without a wife is beat a salamander without impressing her

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>>39750489
Sending them any kind of romantic gift is basically a marriage proposal. Just take off your clothes, unlock your doors, and maybe open the window because she just got a husband and it's time for the honeymoon.

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Have a nice night anons! don't forget to love your wives.

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>>39750823
She looks dumb

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>>39750808
yeah, but what if she does not know who her prince charming is?
she has to coax him into feeling safe, so that he can reveal himself
>>39750823
sleep well

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>>39750851
Meiya's really smart. she just isn't as skilled at some things. but i help her with the things she's not good at, like cooking.

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>>39750714
Woah she can grow plants! Amazing!
As expected of a Centaur!

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>>39750767
>a win without a wife
Winning, but at what cost?

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>Paranoid anon trying to tell everyone around him about the monster invasion

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>>39750922
That dude is crazy. The city guard would have easily noticed blue demons or giant beast women trying to infiltrate the city.

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I want to do experiments

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>>39750657
It'll get you to shogspeed in 10 shogseconds flat.

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>>39750922
whats the kind of invasion?
Is he telling people about the weird sightings on the edge of town
or how the librarian sometimes has a third eye?
Is it how his boss seems to get sexier every passing week?
is it like Beasts one shots where the monsters are doing a slowburn non hostile takeover and nobody cares?

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I hope my bitch of a project manager monsterizes into fucking matango.

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>>39750973
why not something you like and make it a enemy to lovers story?

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>>39750986
she has a boyfriend, who clearly does a poor job keeping her hysteria down, since she's a lazy, whiney bitch who rats everyone from her own team to the upper level manager

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>>39750854
>yeah, but what if she does not know who her prince charming is?
That really depends on the monster. A canine girl might be able to sniff him out. Some of the sneaky ones might set a trap to catch him. A wurm will just make him feel bad after she starts crying because she loves him so much but doesn't know where he is. The rest maybe could hold back the lust long enough to act casual and lure him out, but god help that boy when they get ahold of him. Every single missed second will be paid back in full with interest.

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>>39751028
then turn her into something with chill
like wonderworm

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I'm sorry for the blogposting, but interacting with some women out there really makes me wish they had a bad end forseen for them, like cruel men do.
>>39751040
I just don't want to deal with this shit anymore, should have not listened to my parents and go to the military academy. My fault for being dumb.

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>>39748067
Forced harem, normal waifufags don't like it and haremfags would rather have a harem of diffrent girls than 3 of the same because it's boring

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>>39751039
I imagined they could start leaving love letters for him and gradually lead him to uncover himself, at which point he's getting nabbed.

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What Mamono do we know KC will be making down the line? I know
>Balrogs
>Grey Aliens
>Ruprecht

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>>39751180
>Grey Aliens
I really need to make an Anubis spokesman spokesmon? edit...

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>>39751180
>Grey Aliens
>species known mostly for kidnapping and shoving a probe up people's butts
I feel fear.

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>>39751313
come on now anon, there's already plenty of monsters with tentacles

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>>39751180
>>39751214
>>39751313
>>39751357
>Aliens
Please look into the red light, gentlemen.

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>>39750743
From the what world guide is that paragraph?

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>>39751371
World Guide - Side 2

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>>39751358
What were we talking about? Why does my head hurt? Did satyros talk me into accepting "free drinks" again?

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Okay so what's the best monster girl for an ENTJ 8w7 Choleric-Melancholic Aries male like me? Serious replies only, thanks!

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>>39751180
Someone posted a big list many threads ago. From what I remember:
>Greys
>Fenris
>Deep Ones & Hydra
>Bandersnatch
>Wonderland chess golem
>Kelpie (mermaid centaur)
>Tennin (weeb angel)
>Living Hieroglyph
>Lion girl
>Tezcatlipoca
>Draugr and Spartoi (wight equivalent for ghoul and skeleton)
>Vulthoom (chaos alraune, husband becomes part of the flower)
>Some kind of majin blessed by the four great spirits
>Yowie (related to bunyip)
>Abaddon (locust girl, related to beelzebub)
>Shifter (doppelganger variant that can turn into fictional characters)

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>>39751704
>Draugr and Spartoi (wight equivalent for ghoul and skeleton)
very nice

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>my half marathon is down to 2 hours and 4 minutes
I only need to shave 5 minutes from it to get it under 2 hours. Just 5 minutes. If I do this, the power of my will is going to tear open a portal to the waifu dimension.
What are YOU doing to touch the untouchable, do the impossible?

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>>39751704
iirc aren't spartoi made from dragon teeth, maybe they could have a tie in to dragons or draconia

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>>39751735
i think he said something along the lines of "skeletons with the strength of dragons"

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>>39751724
I’m gonna find a fairy circle put in the woods and cum in it to see what happens.

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>>39751724
Nothing. I gave up.

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>>39751759
Dangerous move. Good luck.
>>39751782
Don't give up.

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>>39751704
>>Shifter (doppelganger variant that can turn into fictional characters)
so their just themselves?

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>>39750753
Can I have a Dark Elf Dreadlord or a Sorceress Supreme as a waifu without her belittling me as an "inferior male" who belongs to stay at home?

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>>39751911
fuck off to /tg/

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>>39751704
>>Draugr and Spartoi (wight equivalent for ghoul and skeleton)
Ghost evolves into phantom
Zombie evolves into wight
Ghoul evolves into draugr
Skeleton evolves into spartoi
Anon bravely marches into the trash mob infested graveyard with nothing but a rock hard cock and a dream.

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>>39751911
Ayo das warhammer shit again finna cringe hard af fr fr

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>>39751952
Hey now what the fuck did I say to trigger your /tg/ Watch Dog sense. No seriously, what the hell did I type that triggered your Spidey Sense? Did I type something that sounded something like from a /tg/ media? Was it Dreadlord or Sorceress Supreme? I thought those are just simple generic fantasy terms used to describe high ranking fantasy bad guys.

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>>39752006
>playing stupid
fuck off

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>>39751180
>>39751704
New girl when. How long has it been since the last one already

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>>39751704
>Greys
Well somebody is going to get probed.

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>>39751724
Commissioning NTR lewds of my waifu sometimes soon-ish.

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>>39752142
remember to send it to KC

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big muscles are better than big mofu
>can kiss and lick muscles without getting hairs in your mouth like with mofu
>muscles don't shed long hairs all over the place
>muscles get sexy when they get wet, mofu goes all soggy and yucky
>sweaty muscles are perfection, sweaty mofu just smells of fujos
>can have allergies to mofu, no such thing as muscle allergies

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Behold, a man!

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>>39752124
Anon hears a weird sound in the middle of the night. He steps outside and is immediately bathed in a light from the sky and he passes out. He wakes up strapped to a metal table ass up and naked. Three grey skined short haired girls surround him. They are all completely red faced and sweating. One's holding a note pad, another a camera. He turns his head as far as he can to see the 3rd girl. She's wearing a glove with long fingers. She extends one finger and the tip begins to glow like from the movie ET. Anon thrashes as hard as he can but can't break free. Camera alien moves closer. Note taker writes faster. They are all drooling and start panting heavily. Anon feels a hand spread his cheeks apart. He hears a loud whirring behind him. He prays to the Chief God, but there is no answer. They are about to show him a pleasure that's out of this world.

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HAG
SEX

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>>39752640
You're not fooling me, I can smell the cheap perfumes and cigarette smoke even from here

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>>39752714
You will love the hag!

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>>39752349
That can't be a man because it has feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

And with the debut of Ayy Lmaos. The Order and it's feared Inquisition have formed a new branch of it's Holy Armed Forces:

Holy-Com. To combat extraterrestrial horny threats.

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>>39752749
H-Com and XMON who will win?

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>>39752640
Well, imma just take her on a nice vute date.

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>>39752714
I’m gonna go into the most depressing dive bar in MGC and hit on every single one of the hags there!

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>>39751704
I'm still waiting for the Flesh Golem/Frankenstein Monster.

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>>39752879
Cons of Flesh Golem/Frankenstein monster:

Is unable to get pregnant due to unnatural abomination build up it is.

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>>39752910
Rude. Automatons and regular Golems can become good mothers, and so can she.

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>>39752640
nigger fetish

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what is it with the agressive n word usage recently?

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>>39752640
>>39752718

How can hags be this perfect?

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>>39753079
Maybe it's the same guy who lost his marbles over foxposting recently. You know, the blacked enthusiast

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>>39753109
>the /k/iki sisters

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>>39753109
Now those are some good maids.

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>>39753079
We're just trying to keep you /tg/niggers out because you are mentally ill fucks who can't abide by simple rules

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>>39753079
>n word

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>>39753158
I'm not even a /tg guy and being angry at them isnt the onlre reason theres been an increase

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>>39746026

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>>39751969
Alright then, what’s the evolution or perhaps a lesser version of a vampire?

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Atlach-Nacha's look like they are voiced like shuten douji from fate

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I lose to
Cows
Spiders
Cats
Dogs
Birds
Fish
Goats
Bugs
Reptiles
So in all I think I'm pretty safe walking around MGC alone.

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39753158
>we
>over hags
Anon, its just you spazzing over hags

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>>39753276
it's a bit of a mindfuck that a tentacle spider and a little demon girl will have human boy children together

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>Have you come to confess your sins anon?

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>>39753083
Made for breeding

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If there are Kitsunetsukis in MGE, then surely there would also be Inugamis. What would they be like?

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>>39753248
Vampires evolve into Pillar Women

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>>39753305
i've come to come, sister

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>>39753227
Adorable

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>>39753335
they all are but.....which type of hag is the best in your opinion, rich old lady looking for love, that nice old gal from down the lane, you've known since forever, the mother superior/ head shrine maiden, the sealed hag, the creepy stalking hag that knows when exactly you've eaten. The perverted flashing rapist hag that took your first time, or the old maid, just to name a few

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I can't believe it's not hag!

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>>39753465
Anon please, slow down on the hag shit. It’s like every 5th post at this point. It’s kinda annoying.

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>>39753456
The desperate rich lady who bought you from an underground auction or the yandere neighbor hag who gives you breakfast in bed by forcibly breastfeeding you in the morning.

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>>39753510
I'm actually using this as an excuse to post lolis

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>>39753533
>imagine needing an excuse to post what you
i might not personally like it, but i had an idea for a sabbath, a really funny and silly one, if you catch my drift

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>>39753562
Cute and REALLY funny?

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>>39753594
yes, exactly that, and they have a funny little car that has all the cpus he wants as well as a lot of clunny

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Delicous hags bros...

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im a hag lover but i know this is being used to shitpost, so fuck off, you attention starved faggot

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>>39753465
I want to "assist" those old ladies with their "research"
Also spank them

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You are acting like it's the first time when someone shits up an entire thread with his retarded faggot meme posting
did you forget BEEg posting or clack posting or dozen other types of spam these inbred subhumans ran into the ground?

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>>39753519
>he yandere neighbor hag who gives you breakfast in bed by forcibly breastfeeding you in the morning.
Sounds nice I'll take that.

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I'm wondering about muscular Werebats. Do you think thick arms would look weird on them?

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>>39753843
yeah, it would actually make them flightless due to the fact the muscles would weigh them down, and if you look at bats, their chest is way more muscular then their arms

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>>39753877
Yeah, I should have thought so.
>their chest is way more muscular then their arms
Now that would be a weird mismatch. Seems /fit/ Werebats should be slim.

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>>39753710
Hags tho...

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>>39753910
it would be weird and also werebats would be pretty slim

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>>39753755
Now I want a kraken with 4 pairs of high heels on her tentacles so I can call her the clacken.

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>>39753941
im just imagining it, and its fucking hilarous

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>princess carrying a dragon
there is something that feels ironic about those combination of words.

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>>39754003
They're resistant to it for about 10 seconds, and then squeeze you and don't let you put them down

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>>39754033
Do they also at that point nuzzle into your chest and start slurring their words?

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>>39754046
Dragons are so needy

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>>39754139
Wyvern has to be presentable for her knight.

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>>39754226
Is she pregnant or is she just stealing office equipment?

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>>39754254
>stealing office equipment
and anon, don't forget anon

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Warning: you have caught the "undivided attention" of a vampire

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>>39751180
>>39751704
>>39751180
So I understand that some xenos can be monstergirls then, but where's the limit?

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>>39754317
how much blood is she gonna drink? don't like that look

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>>39754317
>tfw you also got that charm that gives you unlimited blood from a chest right before meeting her
help

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>so I heard you can't dance

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>>39754335
if she's beautiful it's fine. if she's ugly it's bad. you know, the usual.

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>>39751704
>Wonderland chess golem
Wait a minute, this isn’t chess! This is anal sex!

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>>39754317
I want the undivided attention of an Alice!

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>>39754317
>vampire goes out flying on an overcast day
>unfortunately the weather ryu was wrong about it being cloudy all day
>she loses her powers and crash-lands in anon's back yard when sky clears

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>>39751704
You forgot the new sith that is going to be a ghost mage or something

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>>39754226
I have an uncontrollable urge to rub her belly.

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>>39754441
Really though, when monsters are involved, what’s the difference?

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>>39754406
>Entering the vampire's castle with the Charm of Unending Hemorrhage
anon.

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>>39754411
Too bad the girl I'm thinking about is probably a bit over the line for the thread

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>>39754470
wonder what happens when an uninvited vampire falls through anons skylight unwilfully.
are they bound by some sort of magic or simply pride?

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>>39754226
Meh. Not haggy enough.

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>>39754510
it pairs well with the neverfainter perk so I can keep going
>>39754441
fun times for those with no brains and brains alkie

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>while my comissions are getting done, decide to write a story about my wife
>realise that I completely forgot or misremembered many details about the setting
At least now I have a reason to reread most of the official material.

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>>39754533
>and that's how anon got a live-in, obedient (until the damages are paid) vampire maid
reminder that you can garnish the blood she gets from you from her wages

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>>39754830
she's so good!

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>>39750577
>can't find anything of it on EX
>use Nhentai instead and find it
Oh for the love of God how and why?

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>>39754830
How can a birb wearing such a silly hat be so fast?

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>>39754751
That 'ichi better look like a total hag behind that obstacle...

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>>39754830
a descendant of the wind god girl, aya shameiru?

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Would you accept some homemade food from your single hag elf neighbor? I'm sure it's just a friendly gesture from her and surely the food isn't spiked with any bodily fluids

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>>39754411
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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>>39754907
She's young, fit and very pretty.

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>>39755033
Dropped.

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>>39755145
Good.

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>>39749561
Depends on the monster, really. Most will just turn me on.

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>>39754997
Is there any monster that will give you food NOT spiked with bodily fluids?

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>>39754997
Only if she will accept my future children.
All 30 of them.
Optionally more.

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>>39754997
Anything for hags!

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>>39754997
Nah, I don't eat a lot, and prefer to cook for myself, and I wouldn't want to lead her on into the possibility of a relationship.

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>>39747350
>Uniform is tailored for easy paizuri and thighjobs
Very nice

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>>39755166
The more conservative kikis will say that it's unprofessional, but you have to be careful because the less conservative kikis will also say that it's unprofessional but then do it anyway.

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>>39753282
>He thinks he can win against the succ

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>>39748112
>why does this glass of milk have an action figure in it?
>t. confused krampus

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>>39755166
All of them pour their love into the food, it's just that some take it too literally.

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>>39754997
>The food isn't spiked with any bodily fluids
Tell her if there isn't any I will not eat it.

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>>39748085
>HEY KID WANNA SEE SOMETHING STRANGE AND MYSTICAL?

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>>39748343
Depends on the game
>Civ
Will seethe when anon beats her to pyramids as a non-Egyptian civ
>Paradox games like Eu4 and Victoria
Only the most autistic schedule dogs play these. Remain wary of such anubi, for they have not showered in weeks
>Crusader kings
Will always attempt to model the perfect dynasty with selective breeding. Making every ruling couple look like her and anon adds another level of difficulty
>City builders
Yes
>Sims
Slighty ditzy anubi like Gyarus love it. Like Crusader Kings, her in-game family will always have anon's last name
>Pharaoh
Do I even need to say it?

[Anonymous No.]

Could I get a Shog to play roguelites with me?

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>>39755408
What about Defcon?

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>>39755426
even better, she'll be your roguelite. Every time you come home from work, your home's room layout will be randomized, and every time there's gonna be more room inside than outside. The challenge is finding the bath, dining room, and master bedroom in exactly that order while not falling for any trapped rooms. Of course, if you don't want or like the challenge, your shog maid will guide you through the shog-home, but where's the fun in that?
From her browsing history, if you ever find it, you'll find out that she really likes Hyper Rogue; and she'll be overjoyed if you casually bring it up next time you two dine together. Then she'll promptly feel embarrassed because a proper maid should not be such a nerdy gamer.

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>>39754003
But there is one they fear...

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>>39755408
>Slighty ditzy anubi like Gyarus
tell me more
supply pics

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>>39755492
What's in the trapped rooms? What if I actively start seeking out what kind of clever traps and "lose states" she has for me?

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>>39755492
>Risk of Shog

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>>39755643
PURPLE RAIN
PURPLE RAIN

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>>39755643
>>39755650
THE SCHOOL BOOKS SAY IT CAN'T BE HERE AGAIN
SHOGGY RAIN

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>>39746026

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How come the monsters get to wear cool armor, ride dragons, fight shadowy beasts, and go on epic adventures, while the men stay at home, clean the house, take care of the kids, and cook food?

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>>39754317

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>>39755774
Hag status gets you all that.

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>>39755708
horse pussy

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>>39755774
Men get to ride dragons, it's just that the dragon gets to ride him afterwards. You can't get much fairer than that really.

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>>39755774
I'd watch that anime

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>>39755774
They don't. Role reversal is the thing of only a few monsters like the Ocelomeh and the Amazon. Stop trying to force this shit.
>As those of you who have read WG3 know, Sabbath is a relatively serious organization among the monster organizations, and many of the witches' husbands are also hardworking people. Some onii-chan study with the witches as mages, while many others train physically to protect their own witches.
>Due to the nature of the organization, magic is used for physical training, and the training of magic enhances the body... Don't underestimate the poor physical condition of wizards, but their essence is both in the literary and military arts... magically enhanced muscles are sent flying at the enemies of witches. The fists that are unleashed by the empowered body of the magician can break through the iron gates of a castle, although their bodies are slim.
Also what?
>ride dragons
The dragon is the monster the knight riding them is her husband.

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>>39755821
That guy was doing lazy bait but let's be realistic. Lots of members of the sabbath are just there to fuck little girls.

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>>39751704
I don't know how I feel about literal aliens. Feels out of place.

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Ever feel like you need an adult? Adults are important, for adult situations.

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>>39746026

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>>39755883
mamano mana infecting the whole galaxy.
But yeah it seems super out of scope.

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>>39755883
Ayys were a staple of fantasy RPGs in the 80s/90s.

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>>39755883
>aliens come to investigate the MGE world
>get hit by Van Allen Belts of Mamanobama radiation
Oh no!

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>>39755891
Screw you too. You can't pull the ''muh elf adulthood law'' and claim every single human is underage

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>>39755916
Would a lollipop make you feel better? Elves often carry lollipops for humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>want to be a cute loli's adult oniichan
>also want to be a sexy oneechan's cute shota

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>>39755883
KC has never talked about aliens or greys. I don't know where he got that. He has specifically said MGE is not a true planet and said even stuff like dinosaurs would be hard because it's not a naturally evolved world and never had a prehistoric era.
>Gravity is about the same as Earth. However, since the world of the monster girl picture book is not a planet in the first place, the reason why gravity occurs is different. It seems like the gravity is generated from the power of great earth elemental which stabilizes the foundation of the world.

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>>39755950
Wow, those must be some HEAVY Earth Elementals.

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>>39755950
Is the great earth elemental single?

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>>39755950
>However, since the world of the monster girl picture book is not a planet in the first place, the reason why gravity occurs is different.
So what their planet is flat and there is an edge over the West?

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>>39755984
It's turtles all the way down

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>>39755984
I'm going to assume it's an ever-expanding surface with slight curvature and toroid topology.

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>>39755891
I need me some hags...

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>>39755408
>they have not showered in weeks
imagine the smell haha, any idea where to find them? Asking for a friend of mine

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>>39756026
Don't trust her! She an hybridized alien clone from a hybridized human!

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>>39756137
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do.

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>>39755950
He has, tho. In his old ask.fr Q&As when someone asked if he ever put a profile on hold:

>Are there any girls that have been put on hold for some reason, or have the designs changed drastically during the course of the process?
>何らかの事情でお蔵入りになった娘、または既出の娘で途中で大幅にデザインラインが変わった娘っているのでしょうか？

>I did plan to create "Gray," but decided against it because it would be tough to incorporate it into the world view. There are quite a few girls whose design changed from beginning to end.
>「グレイ」とか考えてましたが、さすがに世界観的に落とし込みづらいのでやめました。デザインが一転二転した娘は結構いますね。

Also, the Automaton profile seems to indicate that they were created by aliens, as the mana remaining in their drive sections did not belong to either humans or monsters and presumably wasn't any known mana since they couldn't identify it. Also, their skin and armor were said to be made of "unknown materials not of this world". So it's possible by now to include aliens in the setting.

>>39755984
There's an item in WG3 that shows the world as round. So by KC comments and that item the world is round, insanely larger than Earth, with a much bigger population than RL humanity, but the world is so big that their population density is also much smaller, gravity is caused by some sort of great earth elemental and similar to Earth's and the world can't really be called a planet. No idea what's the result of gathering all this together.

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Vampire fight!

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>>39756208
Interdasting

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Ahem

Making love to little girls with wide hips

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>>39756208
sounds like a birch world but with magic in the middle instead of a blackhole

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna make a undead harem exclusively made out of undead.
This is my only reason to go out on adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you keep your monster waifu when a Chad walks by and you see her looking at him entranced and realize it's all over basically...
Asking for a friend I guess...

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>>39756214
>Listen you fancy pants, rich bitch. I saw him first, he's mine. That mortal's Vitae is mine and being in some 'queen of the keep' clan isn't going t o make me get out of your way.
>"Oh ho? Pretty big words from someone whose brother, cousin, and father are all the same person. Tell me, are you so poorly off that your Don won't even give you a pity cousin?"
>Shut up! I got permission to go outside the clan an- That's not the point you diamonds for brains bitch!

never enter the world of vampire politics

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>>39756251
Can I get a (you) from a monster girl if I post a pic of my dick on 4mon?

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>>39756243
It's all over once monster girls find tinder. They'll just skip over poor anons like is and go straight into idolizing alpha males.

Chad will have whole elf villages to himself and we'll be stuck with maladjusted chesire incels

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>>39756267
Better, they will track you down, no matter what.

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Fun Fact: A wock's meanness increases linearly with her body mass. A fat jabber is a rude jabber!

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>>39756302
Odd of you putting el*es so high and memecats so low (they're still meh), but agreed on the general statement.

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>>39754317
She just wants a sip, won’t you give her one anon?

[Anonymous No.]

When does a monster become too tall?

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>>39756398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJuESQWAOg

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>>39756423
>a "sip"
That's what they always say.

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>>39756447
One o the rougher vampires keeps claiming she's going to drain me dry.
Its a bit concerning.

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I don't care when the game finally comes out. KC just should add a haunted mansion with graveyard and basement escaping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39756493
>lil vampire fella, came from the rough end of the manor

[Anonymous No.]

>>39756553
>My room had an east facing window.
>It was hell, I had to use the WOOL blackout curtains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39756423
Don't make me get the UV lamp.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>39756398
Bbw's are fine, but let's not forget their place as only second best after H.A.G.Z.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>39756724
i will hold her on my lap and give her so many brushings and earrubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39756208
plenty of classical JRPG fantasy worlds are actually sci-fi that hides it's sci part well into the third act of the story, with only occasional hints that you'll only ever "get" on a repeat playthrough

[Anonymous No.]

>>39756746
I mean old JRPGs with magitek didn't even bother hiding it since there are MMX Ride Armors around or some weirdly high tech ruins much like the lava zone and ice zone.
Though they kind of made a point to note that magic isn't science or that their polarized levels of technology use mana.

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[Anonymous No.]

Look at them
Each one is another Anon lost
Truly a horrifying sight

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>>male rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>39756834
Good, I'll make sure there's even more of them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39756746
>are actually sci-fi that hides it's sci part
I love how they pulled it off in the Holy Ancient Gaia setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39756834
It's too late for me Anons, run! Save yourselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39756905
I have right to stay a virgin!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757025
Help me anon! They're closing in on me!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39757104
I'm sorry Anon. I'm so sorry.

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>>39759032
I deleted the image in time, but the report still went through and I got banned. Guess I was wrong there >>39644841 and it is risky.
Too bad mods are fags and will still ignore the obvious trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39759190,1
Oh yeah, and my original point stands, mods are illiterate.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Never mind, seems they did notice.
Nobody will notice now, but see you this Friday.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39756905
I wanna go on 4mon and tell them I'm a men's right activist.

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>>39746026

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>>39757365
poor girl, she propably caught a cold, hope her shota friend takes care of her.
Post more

[Anonymous No.]

>>39755430
Starts as USA or the Soviet Union and immediately uses her full nuclear arsenal on Israel. She then quits the game with a satisfied chortle

[Anonymous No.]

Role reversal is shit, females should know their place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757386
They aren't human women. They're much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39755575
There would be many questions with a gyaru anubis.
Is she actually ditzy or just pretending?
If so, would she still keep to a schedule because of instinct?
Sadly I don't know if there is any gyaru anubis art, sounds like a perfect idea for a Barb commission though.

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>>39755821
The dragon rides her knight just as often as he rides her to be fair

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>>39756977
>>39756792
At this point I find it a bit generic when the magic in a fantasy setting is actually just hyper advanced technology from a prior sci-fi era. MGE has a bit of that with the automatons but KC does a good job of keeping the systems of his world diverse so it's fine

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>>39755971
>>39756026
What does Phazon milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757486
Milk. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757486
burning

[Anonymous No.]

>>39754245
I wish I was a knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>39746026

[Anonymous No.]

>>39756847
I chose shog

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39757626
You have chosen wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757486
blueberry milk

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>>39757727
seeing a shog not in the maid outfit without tons of eyes on her feels wrong, for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757696
BOOBA

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39757537
>In an alternate universe with monster girls the hit single "plastic love" is instead "Elven love"
I wonder what other popular songs would become.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757727
Those tendrils will gladly pin a man down should he request it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757789
Bat Out of Hell but the cover art with that giant bat is a werebat instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757853
The priest on Holy Diver's cover is now a sea bishop

[Anonymous No.]

>>39746026

[Anonymous No.]

things sure settled down after the chief god became a cow

[Anonymous No.]

BEEG, THICC CLACK-CLACKING HAGS

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>>39757853
MGE werebats have absolutely dogshit design

[Anonymous No.]

i really wanna make a pic of all my wives vibing out to some retro music like disco girls from pertutbator but i dont really know that 80s color scheme all that well

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757945
not a fan of the belt store?

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>>39757945
They're from a different time. I like the simplicity of it although I wouldn't mind seeing some updated artwork like what KC did with the Werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757964
google the world psychedelic

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>>39757927
You can't just pick any angelic looking cow and call her god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757972
thx u, if I only had a monster to post that has those schemes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757945
Aside from that one H-manga I don't recall seeing any great bat girl design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757944
BIG MCLARGEHUGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757945
Art update is what they need.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39757977
i can

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>>39757977
Behold, God.

[Anonymous No.]

>isekaied to mge
>find an atlach nacha
>baited into ravishing her, you find yourself turning into a spider.
>unable to speak, unable to move your non nonexistent arms, you can do nothing but fuck her in rage and despair
>your last coherent thoughts are of utter shame and disgust at yourself as you feel her slide herself into your reproductive pouch
>for the rest of existence, your head is just a seat for loli ass as she gloats over how you have fallen from human to a far lesser being

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>>39758018
wrong

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>>39758012
very sexy and yet motherly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758001
Evil fishes deserve the cock, especially if they speak in chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757994
STROKE MANMUSCLE

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39758056
Monsters in sportswear are unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

The only worshiping I do is to muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758071
it really is. spats are weapons grade material

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39757987
Which one?

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>>39758018
God I fucking hate KC for making Chaos girls fuel this monsterboy faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758056
Oh yeah, sweaty foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758071
All is fair in love and war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39757994
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758071
>>39758105
Clearly we need some sort of love Geneva convention to stop weapons of mass hear destruction like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758105
a weapon to surpass metal gear

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>>39757853
>>39757971
>Wild mamono steal belts from men and use them as bras
>Wild mamono steal shirts from men, rip them up, and use them as pants
>They do this when the men are washing up in the river or lake
>One girl distracts and/or rapes the man
>The others run off with his clothes
>They'll leave the underwear for the one doing the raping

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>>39758018
>isekaied to mge
>find an atlach nacha
>fear that green is the worst that can happen
>before anything happens between the two of you, Chad beetle-strides through
>nacho's completely stunned for a good minute, before scurrying after him wordlessly
>along with a nurarihyon-harem sized crowd of chicks of every kind already trailing him
>you somehow feel that the area in a 100 mile radius should be clear of monsters & safe from any rape at this point
T-thanks Chadbro...

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[Anonymous No.]

Seems like shit poster faggot is bored now that the /tg/ containment thread died again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758146
Spats, sports bra, fishnets, office lady outfits and comfy sweaters should all be outlawed.

[Anonymous No.]

dark soulsxmge

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>>39758182
Anathomy in this pic is all fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

Oh great I woke up only to find the vermin still infesting the thread.

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>>39758018
>>39758164
I've got a better story.

>Isekaied to MGE world
>Sand in all directions are far as the eye can see
>FUCK.jpg
>Start walking
>Just hours into your aimless walk, you're thirsty, hungry, tired, and hot
>Nighttime is approaching
>Sit down for a minute
>Queue earthquake
>"As if today couldn't get any worse" you say to yourself
>Feel a bump on your rump
>Next thing you know you're tossed a hundred feet up into the air
>Looking down, you see the maw of a giant beast
>Your only and natural reaction is "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
>Land inside and pass out
>Next morning, you wake up covered in spit, your clothes are gone, and you feel something cuddling you
>You look beside you to see a sleeping girl also seems to have been eaten by this beast
>She looks like she's got pink skin and hair and is quite beautiful
>"Wait, how am I able to see inside this beast's belly?" you think to yourself
>She wakes up and says "good morning, dear"
And this is how your new life begins

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>>39758261
I've got an even better story.

>Isekaied to MGE world
>find wife
>life's good
The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758233
im going to fight you, everything beside the first two is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758269
That's basically what I wrote but with more detail and best girl

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>>39758261
>>39758269
Both cringe?

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>>39758285
It takes cringe to know cringe.

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>>39758233
Maybe we should just ban clothes entirely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758280
Didn\t read your post, don't care. Kill yourself.

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>>39758271
You should like the kind of poor soul who'd insta-lose to the first CC monster he meets.

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>>39758293
how does she shit?

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>>39758300
>she
Lmao he doesn't know

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>>39758295
I love you too, anon!

I hope your day gets better

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>39758309
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758296
nah, most likely gonna ask her out and a hsve couple of dates
>>39758300
dont take that bait. most likely the scales come down like shutters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758323
I'm guessing that she has a hidden dick.

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>>39758271
You saying spats and sports bras aren't great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758182
D-Damn foxes. Seducing humans with FAT asses...

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a better story
>Isekai'd to MGE
>gets ambushed by a level 1 slime
>AIEEEEEE I'M CUMMMING AAAAAAA
>H̶͍͍̻̳̺͖́̂̍̋̔͘͠a̵̡̞̳̖͙͓̻̟̾̄ͅp̵̜͙̖͍͌̂̔̉̿̓̈̉͘͝p̶̹̬̜̩̖͎̱̊͑̄̏í̷͈͕̼̜̋͗͆̉̿͐͘͝l̴̺͈̤̖͔̥̦̣̻͖͊̆ͅͅÿ̴̨̝̺̼̘̹̥̠͉̰̺̯͇͙̜́̾̒̃͌͊͐̈́͝͠͠ ̷͍̯̱̜̰̋Ẹ̷̪̮͙̩̦͙͓̭̩́́̈́́̇̔̔̐̊̚̚͝v̸̨͉̮͚̗̼̰͋̏̾̀̂͆̄̈̎͛͂͘͝ȅ̷̟́r̸̬̱̠̩̆́̏͠ ̴̨̢̛̘͚͇͉̥͔͒͋̔̈́̽̒̿̇̏̈̚Ą̷̝̬́̈́͑́͆̂̃f̷̝̫̜̖͙̗̮̝̋̏̉t̸͈͍̤͊͑̀̇̔͊̊̾̒̉̍͋͛̚ḛ̷͚̞̥̪̼̉͋̋̿̔̇̃̾̒͒͝r̸̢̨̬̺͔̥̳̝̜̤̮̟͙͙̾́́̿́̄̄̚

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>>39758331
ye, they a shit, seen 'em everywhere, now tight fitting dresses.......now thats something
>>39758340
chiisai desu

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>>39758331
Cold and clammy!

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>>39758331
crusty image quailty

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>>39758300
https://www.dreamstime.com/snake-having-giant-poop-steady-close-up-shot-pooping-video153319318
Fuck you for making me google this, but now you know.

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>>39758351
I would rather a band of roaming level 1 witches fresh out of sabbath kindergarten

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758353
EEEEEEEEEEEH? KONO KITSUNE NO ASSU WA OOKI DES, BAKA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758370
>>39758370
ooki desu

[Anonymous No.]

>Like fluffy tail
>Dislike fox and fox culture
I'm 50-50 between danuki and rata.
>Por que no los dose?
Because I'm a monogamyfag

I guess I'll just go for the first one I see

[Anonymous No.]

>isekai'd to mge
>into the body of a deer
>slain 2 minutes in to be dinner for hubby Tyrone
It was motherfucking over before it even motherfucking began...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758389
ohhhhh subarashiii

[Anonymous No.]

So I know asian foxes are bad news, but what about the western ones? Is the fox I see in my yard every so often really an evil, man-ruining temptress?

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>>39758414
No but she will tear apart your garbage bags looking for food, which is almost as bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758414
they go "hihihihi" instead of "kukukukuku"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758414
>an evil, man-ruining temptress
That's the only acceptable type of fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758414
from what little i remember reading, they are still pretty trickster-y but mostly not Evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758293
Damn girl you shit with that ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758414
they'll stick ya up for some sperm if they from the US of a

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758414
Yes, only difference between an eastern fox and western fox is rather than wanting tofu, a western one wants hamburgers for her offering, and she might weight a little more. but she is every bit as evil and malicious as her eastern cousin.

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>>39758423
As long as they don't go "Huehuehue" I'm okay with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758451
thats brazilan kakuens

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758445
>gripping the front
oh I've seen how this ends a thousand times over
>>39758451
those are Brazilian foxes, we do not talk about them anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

Those native American coyote spirits are where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758414
Western tales may lack fox women, but foxes tend to be treated as a bane all the same. We have multiple tales about them eating chickens, stealing eggs or contributing to killing every antropomorphic animal after fooling them.
Do you remember Chicken Little? The 2005 film about a kid that tries to convince everyone the sky is falling? It's based in a far older WW2 tale, based on a medieval fable. About a chick that is fooled by a fox that the sky is falling and then the fox manipualtes the entire town to eat them ALL.
This is because regardless of east or west foxes are a big problem for farmers and food production, which manifested as the folk tales passed forward

[Anonymous No.]

nice pic, shithead

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758188
>>39758251
You gonna call everyone you don't like "x"niggers again and be way more annoying than the people you have a grudge against?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758451
Brazilians don't have tales about seductive foxes, they have about seductive pink dolphins instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758480
>noooo you cant' just call us tgniggers out youre not supposed to do that
Shut the fuck up, you fucking schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758480
Correct you are it seems

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>>39758370
Could you say that again in English? I can't understand fluffiese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758414
>western
No thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758414
American foxes are perfectly harmless.

[Anonymous No.]

>39758480
NTR vermin have never been tolerated and should never be tolerated. Including "chadposting" Go away subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

Well it seems that one sperg that gets incredibly mad when people post things he doesn't like is back. Post monster girls and hope he finally learns how to act like an adult and ignore things he doesn't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758514
actually they're fat

[Anonymous No.]

>shit up the thread with unrelated bullshit
>when people get annoyed, pretend like it's all their fault
tgniggers are subhuman

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758473
stop posting off topic images

[Anonymous No.]

>isekai'd to mge
>awake in an empty field during the night, the moon blood red and stars swallowed in darkness
>approaching into your vision and looming over you is a Shoggoth who whipsers
>"At last, I've been awaiting so long, master."
>good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758480
It wasn't even a /tg/ problem, it was a you problem. There were people on /tg/ who actually liked monstergirls but you drove them away with your constant shitposting. Was it worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>he is now defending /tg/
Man he is desperate for attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758539
It's not the first time he does it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758566
People who call you an autist that spergs out at the slightest hint of something he doesn't like aren't shitposting. Now go back to calling people slurs or telling everyone that calls you an idiot that they should kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Man do I wish we could get a mod to just babysit the threads for a week. Just one week. Ban anyone who starts autistically screeching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758609
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO LET ME SPAM MY NTR FETISH
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I like elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758619
You and a lot other threads in this entire site.

[Anonymous No.]

>isekai'd to MGE
>wake up in an unfamiliar room in a large bed
>look to the side
>It's Dru herself, and she is smirking
>start experiencing sudden spontaneous orgasm and uncontrollably jizzing
>"My, my, what a mess you've made. I'll have to punish you for that"
>get milked dry until my mind shatters
>happy end

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758629
And now you're just flat out posting unrelated warhammer shit. It's /jp/ you fucking inbred nigger, there are other threads for western trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>39758620
>Anyone who makes fun of my sperg rage or says I'm an annoying mod larper is this specific person I hate
Get a life

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758163
Even more civilized monster girls end up stealing belts for their clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758644
What are you talking about anon MGE counts elves as monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758641
>first instinct is to cum
>not reach out and touch her to make sure she's real

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758658
>for some reason vampires and werebats took Final Fantasy as good fashion advice

[Anonymous No.]

Well it looks like that one anon finally got banned.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758713
>check the 4chan bans page
>like 4 different bans from /tg/
lol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bogies and Cheshires are all you're getting if the portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758713
Nah he's spamming unrelated elf shit now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758736
I forgot how to check the bans page fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758767
Not like it shows all bans anyway. Bunch of people get banned all the time, only some make it to there
I also advise against checking any /v/ ban post. They tend to be grotesque

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758747
Y'all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758748
elves count as Monsters and are thus on topic silly anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758473
I really, really, really like that image

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758747
>You'll never get breastfed by a Bogie while a Cheshire sucks you off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758796
Think she ever accidentally stabs herself with her spikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758747
I'd fuck a faggot cat.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758747
there are several unpopular girls I would be happy with

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758560
That IS a good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758796
at least post the harlequin version if you're gonna be a cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758747
i'll take an order of extra thicc clussy pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758834
Feel free to post it yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758747
Yeah, I can really see the Bogies swarming all over this world.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758873
both kinds

[Anonymous No.]

that's it this place did it i'm an orderlite genocider now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758900
wtf i love the order now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Glad to see that he is no longer pretending to be anything but shitty spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758920
cute goat, would let rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758920
>implying that half the generals aren't anons spamming girls they like

[Anonymous No.]

>/tg/ retard gets told to fuck off after posting his dogshit rambling and off topic images again
>starts spamming western warhammershit art
Diagnosis: Mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758920
Yeah just r&r him. Sooner or later he gets banned. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

Meido is not showing despite the reports, guess we will have to wait for the next thread then

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758938
If it makes you feel better I've more or less run out of images and don't feel like diving through 3k image folders to find more so you aren't going to have to wait for the pipe dream of the jannies manning someone for on topic images

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758938
>Janitors
>doing anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758973
*banning

[Anonymous No.]

Warhammer general is my favorite thread on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>Like the setting for what it is and would like a parody version of it with monster girls for laugh
>Cannot do this because these autists cannot keep their shit under control.
I hate it so much.

In other news, do not comment on the dragon secretary, her aunt is the boss of the local corporate branch and I think they just gave her the job so it looks good when she applies for college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758977
Clean this one up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758996
>>39759023
Elves are on topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758973
You aren't funny, clever or interesting. Nobody wants you here. Rope yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39759035
Anon, don't be an autistic dipshit.
It would be fun to talk about space elves fighting over a guy but we can't have that because a moron like you would inevitably bring it to male elves or something.
Because you are somehow convinced that in a thread about monster girls, we MUST shove monster boys into it.
This is why we cannot have these things as much as I wish we could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39759023
Imagine being this mad just because someone wants to show their monster girl waifu in the monster girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

monstergirls amirite haha...
wait a sec where is it
uhmm bros BROS I THINK I LOST MY DILATOR WHERE IS IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39759056
meant for>>39759038

[Anonymous No.]

>>39759056
The problem is that any time we want to talk about a tangential link between Warhammer in either version you idiots come and just keep poisoning that goddamn well.
You lot are legitimately the reason we cannot have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39759080
>posting cute sfw elves
>well poisoning
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39759080
Reminds of that discussion one time, seemed like there could be legitimately acceptance of a mg warhammer stuff that isn’t a murderfest, but then faggot comes in and shits up the thread with elf males and starts having an autistic fit when told to fuck off and killed any chance, and then tries doing it again a couple days later and basically put the final nail on the coffin

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758644
Anon, we’re here for monster girls. Elves have long been considered monster girls here. Here, have a succubus and calm down your sperging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39759112
I remember that because we specifically touched a bit on what could be Dragon Riding elves where you basically get a bombshell high elven waifu and a dragon.....and then some dipshit came in and talked bout dragons having male elf husbands.

Christ.
its because of things like this I can't go and get kidnapped by buff lizards or explore a tomb with a cute woman at the center.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39759112
>retard shitposts
>cannot contain autism and get into a retard back and forth with shitposter
>ruin thread
>"how could he do this to me"
Sounds like a self made problem.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why we know the sabbath is a sham, they should be handing out lolis to calm everyone down
Instead they're just planning their next crusade of anti-oneesan propoganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758747
eh, I'll take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39758832
Damn right it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39746774
The big baphos were top tier. Not my personal favourite though.

[Anonymous No.]

Only Warhammer talk actually worth having is brainstorming Monstergirl versions of Warhammer creatures. But that can work for any franchise, be it Witcher, Dragon Age or hell, even Harry Potter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39759227
In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only rape

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>>39759227
Lewd tyrannids and necrons sounds good. Also, could someone somehow make the Flood from Halo sexy?

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>>39759250
No, the stupid sexy Covenant.

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>>39759250
The Flood is kind of just a more extreme version of a Parasite Slime.

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rabbit/bunny monster girls with rabbit/bunny legs or normal legs?

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>>39759227
I want xenomorph gf

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>>39758800
>bogie milk
tastes funny, feels funny, makes you see funny things

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>>39759274
||top tier monster girl potential. literally designed to be rapey, very strong(good for cuddles), long tail ( also good for cuddles), and lots of potential for different takes on monstergirlification||

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>>39759318
i had a discord moment, fucking kill me

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>>39759318
Back to your shithole, faggot.

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>>39759227
>even Harry Potter.
Harry potter and the school full of witches.
It would have been a good movie.

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>>39759227
>>39759334
You're just asking for a genderbent Twisted Wonderland.

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>>39759227
This is the simple reality of it since 40k mixes extremely poorly with other franchises before you even consider the autism. Warhammer fantasy though theoretically could though since it descends from similar if not the same roots and isn't full of muh xenos heresy autism unfortunately the autism associated with the 40k fans who reverse engineer their way to fantasy wrecks that opportunity.

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>>39759294
Hallucinating that you're having oral sex with your Bogie wife when you're actually having anal sex with your Bogie daughter!

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>>39759368
death to daughter dickers. eat shit and die fag rat.

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>wake up to mge
>take meds
>no longer in mge

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>all those deleted posts
Well mods do their job once a while

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>>39759190
One would assume that she has been waiting patiently for them

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>>39759227
>Witcher
You just gave me the unholy image of a botchling monster girl.
Archespore could be some poisonous alraune.
Drowners: some sort of sea based zombie ? + Literal water HAGS.
Hounds of the wild hunt: ice based variant of the hellhound? But they seem a bit tamed since they serve the Wild Hunt so perhaps not a direct relative. Speaking of them: basically dark elves but 7ft or taller, BUFF, use ice magic and like to teleport behind you.

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>>39759382
All you gotta do is make it it so that it's impossible for the jannies to ignore and they'll sweep the thread

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>>39759396
>teleports behind you
>"Nothing personal peasant"
>Rapes you

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>>39759382
Nah, just likely a warning.

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>>39759426
It's not like that matters since IP hopping is trivial

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>>39759318
One artist already perfected them but they may be too much for the thread

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>>39759365
The biggest problem is that people take the setting seriously. It started off as over the top power metal spacemen, then they toned it down for mass market appeal but the zany stuff is all still there if you look through the gaps. A lot of fans don't seem to get that though and just go full retard while taking the whole grimdarkness at face value.
I mean come on, the closest thing the setting has to a main villain is basically a Saturday morning cartoon villain.

That said, I remember a time when Warhammer wasn't so radioactive. There was a greentext about Khornate Kikimoras many years ago that I enjoyed; try posting something similar now and even discounting the knee jerk hostility, someone would just take the ball and run with it to the point that the original poster would regret ever letting the idea see the light of day.

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>>39759250
>Lewd tyrannids
>Galaxy travelling race of extremely horny aliens that kidnaps every male on a planet for mating purposes, and refuses to give them back once theyre done because they get attached

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>>39759448
Do you have the khorne kiki green saved?

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>>39759445
Do show.

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>>39759467
Nope, there used to be a pastebin but it's been something like 7 years so it's long gone.

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>>39759452
Look, just hide behind the sergeant when they crack open your tank and hope the Carnifex girl nabs him and runs off.
Or that scarab lolis swarm the others so you can reposition.

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>>39759467
>khorne kiki
Pledge for the Pledge god?

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>>39759556
>Clean, dust, burn, clean dust burn!

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>>39759467
>>39759511
>>39759556
Hold on I found something
https://pastebin.com/9U38c6Fg

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>>39759448
I blame that change of attitude on the newfags who replaced the oldfags who never actually interacted with the setting beyond reading wiki articles and listening to faggots reading wiki articles it's also pretty bad with the tabletop games too since a fuck load of people got into it with 8th edition and have no idea of it's 2000AD rip off roots and wind up taking it super seriously. What doesn't help is that these newfags don't really know anything about sci fi or a lot of fiction in general so they get this idea that 40k is the most epic thing ever and start sperging out as a result when this impression is threatened in any way which I would argue is one of the things that leads to 40kfags having to force bloodshed into everything to prove that their space dollies are the most epic thing ever.
I feel like this has really affected /tg/ itself too since it's been flooded with /v/niggers population replacing the oldfags making the place unrecognizable from what it once was but I should probably cut myself off before I start really bitching about the state of my former home board which is very offtopic.
In an attempt to keep this post on topic here's a picture of a Lamia with fat tits and the question of what kind of snake would would want a Lamia waifu to be based on?

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>>39759506
Some examples

https://imgbox.com/LO6FzRjZ
https://imgbox.com/czXGtTgT
https://imgbox.com/Vy5wzukc
https://imgbox.com/CLJoz8EX
https://imgbox.com/4q7aAfZN
https://imgbox.com/f2ZSX1Fn

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>>39759655

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>>39759655
Yeah, that's basically a step or two removed from furshit.

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>>39759250
>>39759258
>Demon Lord Lilith and her Hero Husband currently have a misadventure today as they have been surprisingly caught in the grasp of a sentient and "evil" (or morally ambiguous) Tentacle Forest.
>"Babe, what is that!?" The Hero Husband exclaims
>"I dunno dear. I thought all the tentacle plants have been... Disciplined. They shouldn't act like this! But I know this one has a mind." Lilith then loudly asks. "You! What- or WHO are you!? As your Demon Lord, I demand to know who you are and how dare you physically man handle your Lord and her husband like this!"
>The Tentacle Mass scarily replies. "I? I am a monument to all your sins."
>The sentient tentacle Mass tightens its grip and to the surprise of Lilith and the husband they see the tentacle Mass holding onto a Warhammer Fantasy Brettonia looking Grail Knight, a Paladin if old Lescatie. As the Lescatie Paladin is brought near the sight of the Demon Lord and the Hero Husband.
>"The Demon Lord! And the Traitor Hero!!! So my questhas finally brought me to you foul beings! Only to still be in the grasps of this- THING." The Lescatie Paladin says with his cartoony Frenchie accent.
>"Relax friend, we're not your enemies. And you, I and my wife don't want to piss this thing off." The Hero Husband says.
>Then the tentacle Mass examines Lilith and the Hero Husband. "These are of Sheer Mana, power and ambition. But have their minds made up with love for all..." Then the Tentacle Mass examines the Lescatie Paladin. "Mmmmm. And this one is but flesh and faith. Thus is the more deluded." The Tentacle Mass says in an almost mocking manner.
>Kill me or release me, monster! But do not waste Le time with talk. If I am to die today, at ze very least. I die with honor that I have made it to ze Royal Makai dis far. Le Chief God watches over me!"
>The Tentacle Mass talks back. "There is much talk. And I have listened, through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk. And you all shall listen!"

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>>39759032
I love this cat.

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Young combat girls temptation is more dangerous than their battle ability. When you defeat them you'll have loli Amazons, Salamanders, Tsuraras and their thick asses at your cock's mercy after they've gotten aroused from fighting.

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>>39759227

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Shockingly, I'm feeling quite Electrified right now. I'm feeling Buzzed, CurrentLy.

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>>39759827
i get the start and the end but i haven't figured out the middle part yet. i don't want to fight them but i do want to impregnate

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>>39759720

kot showing you where babby is made

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>>39759601
>>39759448
One of the biggest culprit in 40k going to shit is the amount of HFYfags looking at "the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable" and thinking "they're humans so they must be the good guys".
Which is the exact sentiment that causes the people on SpaceBattles and similar to start frothing at the mouth at the thought of MGE.

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>>39759865
Sexual Education with Cheshire.

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>>39759841
Too green

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>>39759858
>i don't want to fight them
Having them as party members, companions or apprentices is a viable alternative to fighting them.

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Pictures of monster girls in casual, non-revealing attire? Preferably clothes with lots of style that looks cool

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>>39759879
>got a midterm on amazon position coming up in your sex ed class
>your practice dummy broke in a strange teleportation related accident
>with no one else to turn to ms cheshire offered to help you practice
>just the tip, of course
what a good friend

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>>39759875
I was also trying to say that but got caught up in sad rambling

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>>39757604
>I wish I was a knight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlyqGK0RVoA

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>>39759950
>Be good anon and only put the tip in
>Suddenly Cheshire slams her hips all the way down and exclaims oh what a naughty student
>Too late now, 2 hours of cat cervix pounding later and anon is too enthralled to even care about the ramifications of his trusting ways

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If we're still talking about Warhammer without any of the obvious or covert /tg/ faggots around. I just wanna say or share an opinion or a thought:

Of all the Four Chaos Gods: Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle and Slaanesh. I believe two of the four of them MIGHT align with the MGE monstergirls and Lilith in general. While the other two absolutely hate or are hostile against the monstergirls and Lilith in general. Tzeentch and Slaanesh might align or be in good terms with the MGE mamono and Lilith because one. Slaanesh would end up getting unimaginable pleasure and love thanks to mamono influence without having to lift a finger with fighting. While Tzeentch might loosely align with the monstsergirls what with Lilith causing monumental change and "challenging and altering of faiths." Also, Tzeentch and other Tzeentch Demons might end up being impressed with the Sabbath with Runya Runya having Tzeentch partnerships.

Meanwhile, Khorne and Nurgle end up despising, hating and being hostile to the monstergirls because the MGE mamono and Lilith represent everything opposite to them. Khorne hates the MGE mamono due to them trivializing and turning warfare and combat into magical role play and Cops and Robbers. Also denying him blood, death and skulls and Khorne likely hates it when his Bloodletters and Bloodthirsters turn into cute anime girls. Nurgle also ends up despising monstergirls thanks to Mamono Mana curing and fixing any and all diseases, sicknesses and ailments. And also preventing deaths, which something Nurgle is all about; decay and entropy. Nurgle and Nurgle Demons end up actually frowning and showing clear disgust towards MGE mamono and hate Mamono Mana's curative effects.

In general, I do think a god of Knowledge would be neutral to mamono while a pleasure decadence sex god loves the mamono. But a god of blood, war and murder and another god of death, decay and diseases hate monstergirls for their Mamono Mana.

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>>39759979
knocking up a monster should be an automatic pass anyway. meets expectations and all that

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>>39758414
the western ones are mostly harmless.
too big to put up a fight.
too lazy to use any magic (but dont give them a reason, they are still extremely potent. the extra "storage space" for mana doesnt help either)
and the extra weight doesnt help them slip out of tricky situations so they will try and avoid stealing.
if you want one as a submissive wife just cook some meat for her when she comes around, they all have different preferences in what kind, how cooked it is, and how its prepared. but a good place to start at is "greasy"
oh and bit of advice: once you start giving one meat dont stop. she may get a bit mad, ignoring her for long enough will turn her into a evil man-ruining temptress like the eastern kind.

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>>39759988
Shut up

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>>39759989
Ms Cheshire will make sure you pass her class, she doesn't want you becoming a delinquent or falling in with hellhounds, she will oversee your progress even after you graduate.

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>>39760000
Hey now. I just got up of bed ten minutes ago and saw yet again more Warhammer shite being talked about. I just wanted to share a thought while that topic was still around okay? Its not like I was the one who brought it up in the first place.

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>>39760036
If you take off those "panties" will they grow back?

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>>39760065
it would be extremely painful

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>>39760036
does anybody have a translation?

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>>39759879

>chesh is super invested in you, and wants you to finish the class with top grades
>to help you out, she asks if you wanna learn the mating press technique in her office after hours

lmao, dumb cat doesn't know that miss Haku already taught me that technique

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>>39760123
asking because yandex gave me gibberish

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>>39759988

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>>39760027
Ms Cheshire is cringey cat

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Sure is a nice day for a walk.

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>>39760139
I was able to wrangle some sense out of the image on Yandex. It just defaulted to Chinese for some reason and needed some help formatting the Fallout 4 dialog wheel.

Basically she's asking "What are you looking at?" and the reply is "Want to see my Nuka Launcher?"

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>>39760195
*blocks your path*

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>>39760195
outside is where the horny girls are
you are better off staying inside where it's safe

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i really want to be a deliquent student who messes with the monster underground just cause I can

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>>39760219
i guess it's an ok day for laying down and giving up too

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>>39760219
just go under her

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>>39760238
Not so fast

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>>39760238
>Try to go between her legs
>She catches you with her tail
What is the next step in your brilliant plan?

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Anyone have any good monstergirl stories to recommend? I've already blitzed through all of Magnus' and Amoeba's works.

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>>39760027

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>>39760248
Impregnating this Salamander with no survivors

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>>39760219
Turn 369 degrees and walk away

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wifey at the beach

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>>39760242
Oh no! She's tall!

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>>39760268
surprise

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>>39760219
>sword user
talk about beyond useless

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>>39760274
Now there are two of them! This is getting out of hand!

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Can you imagine the day after your rape, when you have to call home and let them know that the reason you didnt come home last night for dinner, was because you were getting your balls drained by the hellhound next door, and now they can expect some grandkids soon.

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>>39760283
No you idiot. That's the same one. You turned all the way around.

Is your mother a wurm?

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>>39760219
give a bogies jack in the box and tell her if she can turn the lever to open it for me which turns her into a clown salamande

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>>39760283
i think it gets easier when there's two because you could get them to fight each other

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>>39759396
>Hounds of the wild hunt: ice based variant of the hellhound? But they seem a bit tamed since they serve the Wild Hunt so perhaps not a direct relative. Speaking of them: basically dark elves but 7ft or taller, BUFF, use ice magic and like to teleport behind you.

So The Wild Hunt are primarily TALL athletic elf women that travel dimensions who kidnap, take and steal humans as slaves. And are chasing a bishonen boy with special Elder Blood while having to deal with a scarred Okaasaan Witcher-rette that is his monster hunter mommy?

But unlike the end of the Witcher 3. The Wild Hunt wins and takes boy!Ciri's Elder Blood?

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>>39760293
>different hair
>different weapon
>different scales
>different tails
Anon?

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>>39760303
please don't post off topic images

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>>39760303
Fuck off you off-topic retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39760269
nice, jubman

[Anonymous No.]

>>39760293
i think yours is

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>>39760269
What a vacant stare

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>>39760303
Kill yourself

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>>39758560
>Mastah?

[Anonymous No.]

please post lamias or other monsters like them dancing

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>>39760350
a common sign of dick withdrawal.
other symptoms include irritability, heavy breathing, restlessness, difficulty focusing and yandere tendencies.
in jubjubs these usually develop 10-15 seconds outside physical contact

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>>39758414
>asian foxes are bad news
Not all of them there are stories about kitsunes being devoted and loyal wives too and come to think of it in all these stories the guys there are just average joes
I think only the rich dudes got fucked over by them

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>>39760508
this is true!

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[Anonymous No.]

how about snakes?

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>>39760544
any other tips?
i can only think of the money check and the liver test to weed out the naughty foxes

[Anonymous No.]

He gets isekai’d into MGE. What’s his offspring:murder ratio?

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>>39760544
>there are stories about kitsunes being devoted and loyal wives too
Which stories? I wanna read them

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Can the jannies just ban this faggot who keeps shitting the thread of with offtopic garbage already?

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>>39760274
I need me some salamanders with alternate colors.
Black scales and blue flames all the way.

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I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you have been isekaid to MGE, the bad news is, you appeared in the city of Kikigrad and just in front of soldiers doing guard duty.

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>>39760661
>he thinks that it's one guy

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>tfw ywn accidently do a perfect mating dance in front of a monster

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>>39760580
>hand her a personality quiz
>first question is "what would you do if you had total control of a small to medium sized country"
>she starts sweating profusely
might have to toss this one back

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would it be wise to have a fox mentor?

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Cheshire Cats are boomers or the 30 year old boomer memers. And the more recent/newer Bogeys are millennial or Gen Z memers. Prove me wrong or change my mind.

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>>39760666
>Kikigrad
But all I see are human girls in that pic.

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>>39760773
yeah. he does that.

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>>39760785
But those are robutts.

[Anonymous No.]

im going to sniff a jabberwocks anus to get high

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>>39760891
damn, you got me. i regret my words and deeds

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>>39760255

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>>39760666
Easy. Just tell them you're their master now and that shooting you is explicitly against your wishes. Kikis are easy.

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>>39761045
>only 3 of these 7 are still active

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>>39761045
Stop making me sad.

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>>39761075
which ones?

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to hang up your knightly daughters drawing of the family crest on the fridge and keep it there forever.
You need to tease her when she's older about how the eagle looks like one of those hand turkeys.

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>>39758486
Wait, are those the unbirth dolphins that turn unfaithful men into babies?

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>>39761122
What the hell. Not as far as I remember.

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>>39761280
whats she selling?

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>>39761301
moonshine and cigarettes

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>>39760744
Bogies are too old for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39761301
Karmic allignment

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>>39761280
>Y'all got any trash for me to rummage through?

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>>39761280
She needs to stop being so cheap and get a new pair of jeans already.

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>>39759601
>what kind of snake would would want a Lamia waifu to be based on?
I want a spitting cobra apophis!

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>>39759601
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanoboa

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>>39761459
Sounds like she'd be scraping the bottom of giantess territory

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>>39759601
sea snake

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>>39759601
sidewinder
kenyan boa

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>>39759601
moluccan flying snake

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>>39761465
I'd assume she'd be 8-9ft (maybe 10 at max) tall if she were humanoid with the body scaled appropriately.

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>>39761465
>tall but reasonable sized human body
>a whole lot of snake to coil around you

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>>39761499
"Excuse me miss. Ever heard of Roe-v-Wade?"

[Anonymous No.]

How fun would it be if monsters constructed space ships and build a big moon colony?

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>>39761620
I don't want to live on the moon

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>>39761620
>>39761624
The Order's Aerospace Force starts to compete in this new found Space Race.

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>>39761624
But you'll have space snakes in techno armor, bumpy moon rover rides with gremlins, that one kikimora cosmonaut, large mice exclaiming that the moon is made of cheese, and the occasional space slimes drifting around and accidentally slip into the exhaust vents of the colony

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>>39761620
I wish to colonize and homestead on a new planet with my waifu

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>>39761653
The Kiki Cosmonaut has been on the Moon since the Cold War, dutifully sweeping up the dust. The Moon is a very dusty place, comrade mastah.

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>>39761120
Can you trust the bartender not to spread the embarrassing stories you tell her while drunk?

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>>39761678
>drunkenly tell the bartender how much a slut you are for cows
>come into the bar the next day and by coincidence it's Cow Night
don't think so

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>Warhammerniggers raided again
>Wojak cancer
Wtf, meido? Do your fucking job already.

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>>39761756
What?

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>>39761657
What has the Shoggoth Astronaut been doing?

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>>39761807
Slowly transforming it into the shogmoon.

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>>39761702
A show about a bartender who plays matchmaker by listening to sad lonely men and monsters would be awesome.
>The loneliest of them all is the bartender herself

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>>39761756
Being outraged long after the posts in question were made is a good way to ensure they keep doing it or some other asshats start copying them for (You)s

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>>39761928
Why do you think he's doing it?

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>>39761925
Make the bartender a man and give him a wife at end of the game from the Eros church

[Anonymous No.]

>>39761992
Bartender anon deserves the loveliest Eros Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

egg

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>>39762074

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>>39762074
>>39762078
Egg laying would be one of those degenerate fetishes that gets bundled with roping and flaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39762078
She's in need of tender cuddling and massaging after pushing that out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39762093
But it happens every month, it's natural

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>>39762093
I want to watch the harpy queen lay eggs.

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>>39761807
All shall become Shog

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>>39762115
You say that but I bet you'd go into incognito mode to look at egg laying videos.

>>39762124
>Gorgeous regal Harpy with fantastic wings
>You don't want to see her soar in the sky
>You don't care about her singing either
>You want to see her shamefully quiver and squirm while she lays an egg
Absolute degenerate.

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>>39762124
>>39762173
But if she gives birth to a human baby, does she gives live birth or the baby comes out in an egg like his sisters?

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>>39762237
FAT

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>>39762237
That's sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39762189
Imagine the surprise when a human son pops out of a harpy's egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39762237
The Dragon is round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39762258
You can tell she hasn't been missing out on any nutrients.

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>>39762237
>>39762262
>You know how soil after the rain is pliant, but after it dries it's rock hard? Well, you lowly worms that took advantage of my kindness are gonna find out what a fistful of hard-packed earth to the face feels like!
Chubby dragon still a dragon, do not anger the happy dragon

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>>39762606
But I complimented her!

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>>39762606
Wrong, that's a doughragon.

[Anonymous No.]

Onis STINK!

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>>39762784
She has the look of someone who is going to get violently creampied a dozen times and is smug about it.

[Anonymous No.]

my perfect wifey!

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>>39762970
That's a lotta ribbons for a girl with no fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39763003
they're clip on/ magic

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>>39761280
I need a trailer park nuki

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>>39760666
kindly ask them for directions to both Shogoslavia and the local travel supplies store.

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>>39762606
so i just need to water the dragon so she mellows out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39762189
Neither

[Anonymous No.]

i love me some freee music, just saying this so the monster fed knows my musical taste

[Anonymous No.]

I need to mess with sgt anubis but how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39763644
hijack her radio frequency and broadcast a love sonata over it

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>>39763656
And start off as if it’s like reporting inor something

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>>39763644
brew the coffee with wonderland coffee

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>>39763644
Pay off a cheshire so she only finds cat ass in the ammo locker