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I read that a few weeks ago but can't say for sure. It's part of a huge torrent of Touhou doujins tho.

>>6403822
Their Autism forces them to read every single thread.

>>6369869
>9

I'm not 'new' I just don't frequent here (for some pretty damn good reasons). Regardless this is now a general cirno thread, since I don't see Cirno eating candy anymore.

(also posting random pic out of my random folder to contradict myself.)

>>6369867
I know, the only image folder I have access to atm is my "lol I just dled this shit and I'm too lazy to go sort it" folder.

image spam? I don't see any 2 pictures that look a like. So they happen to feature the same character? OH I KNOW, its a character you don't like so you're just trying to derail the thread out of spite.

how petty.

(sadly my cirno hard drive isn't installed atm so here is some balalaika instead. idk)

Speaking of which, I've always wondered. Where do you get dragged off TO when you lose to a Oni? Every time I read about Oni it says you get "dragged off" and thats it.

Is it like "YOUR GONNA GET...TAKEN HOME.jpg"

or more like slavery, or just plain cooked for dinner?

mud wrestling?

>>6324967
he forgot his futurama pic. Since, like, 3 years ago, it was cool to say that whenever someone used that phrase...

your waifu'd love to have you over for dinner.

*nibble*

dunno

if its VA's they need, they can always hire some of our Great American fandubbers for practically nothing!

>>6236122
>So alien we can't understand
One of Nietzsche's famous quotes says "The Mind is nothing but a plaything of the Body!"
Most of what we think and experience is filtered through the tinted glass that is our body. As our body ages physically, our brains change physically, becoming duller and less ambitious. Now, in a immortal body, the brain never does experience this parring down. An Immortal body (and thus the mind within it) is like a everlasting snapshot of a human at its prime. So assuming you're a 20 something, have you ever said to yourself "Well, I'm done." an then just quit in the last 5 years? I imagine not or you'd probably not be here with us today...Though I'll give you this. I'm sure a immortal can get depressed, especially if things aren't going well. If you've ever been through a deep depression, you might say to yourself "Well, I quit". Its not the same though, because the desire to 'quit' doesn't last. It fades and life goes on.

We think Immortals must look long into the future and past, and pass time as if a year to us is a day to them. More likely, they live entirely in the moment. Living in the moment causes you to disassociate with time. Like the old saying "Time flies when you're having fun". In fact, thanks to memory tending to get stale over time, you don't necessarily have to keep finding new stimuli. Ever listened to a song you liked too much, wound up hating it, only to hear it again sometime much later? You think "wow this songs really good, why did I stop listening to it?". An Immortal may even be able to get away with simply having a handful of hobbies and distractions, and just rotate through them as needed.

That's all conjecture though. Like I said its impossible to say for sure. I just don't think any immortal would consider their immortality a "punishment". Never mind what Touhou says, its written by a drunk and neets for crying out loud. They'd slit their wrists if they we'rent such cowards.

>>6236055
And how do we know this? Have you ever talked to a immortal? I think its pretty arrogant that we (Touhou community+broader humanity) just 'assume' living eternally is boring. We go on poetically about how wonderful our short lives are. Surely we aren't just tearing down the idea of immortality to make us feel better about our own short lives? Of course not, because in our infinite wisdom we really can imagine what its like to be alive forever. Just like how we can count to infinity and grasp the size of the universe, we're able to project what immortality is like. Of course.

>>6228428
The Hungry Caterpillar ^0^

I think the Lich King and his army, going all out, could.

no masochist jokes yet?

Fur =/= Dander

Dander comes from skin. Fox tails are actually really slender, I'd say the surface area of her tail's skin is less then her breasts. It's safe to say the skin on her tails is the same as the rest of her skin, which is human type skin, and therefore she sheds human type dander. Unless you are allergic to people, this shouldn't be a problem. As for Fur/hair shedding: Just brush it off if its on you. Buy one of those static cling type brushes.

Smell? Shes not a fox, she's a humanoid with Fox tails. Any animal that never bathes and rolls around in their crap will smell terrible. Safe to say, Ran bathes and practices good hygiene.

Poopstink? Refer to >>6208617
I think this is a great example of how Ran can get her tails out of the way. I'm pretty sure she keeps her tails in pristine condition.

And Noise? Again, she's not a fox, she's humanoid. She ~might~ make weird noises because she used to be a ordinary fox.

The only real problems I forsee?

>>6212983 and maybe >>6212730

inb4 slut

Well if you guys don't want her, I'll take her. :D

A little tired I guess. I like to finish my nights with some Touhou reading/gaming.

>>6197768
I have a pole like that. It's called a "Cane Pole". My dad told me that the black people used to use them all the time along rough river.