/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If /jp/ was a cute girl I could hold, I'd beat her to sleep while fucking her senseless every night, and then fall asleep to her crying and whimpering against the wall.

Loneliness hurts.

looks plain. Can I rip the guts out of the female characters? MMO guro would make great fap material. Just knowing that was someone else I maimed, and not just an NPC.

Koishi.
Its how I've been treated by others as well too.

A black guy fucking you're waifu. and you crying on the floor in front of them.

Hey OP, how would you feel if I fucked you're waifu.

I would want to break her in front of you, I want to feed on your tears and anal hurt. I have bodybuilding robot bodyguards, you cant stop me. They will hold you down while I stomp on your gonads and fuck you're waifu, juices spilling onto your face.

Her yelling "You could never make me orgasm like this you limp dick!"

And then you'd cry. Because you know there is nothing else you can do. I am unstoppable and your rage is unendingly feeding me.

Can you imagine that? Me doing that to your waifu right now as she says those lewd things? While you can do nothing and watch helplessly.
I would not care for your waifu, I'd only keep her long enough until the point where you no longer care, and then I'll make her regret.

She will run back to you in tears begging, with two bastards, and after you relapse and return to your waifu, I'd do it over and over again in your own house, in your own sanctuary. After you've been ass plundered in every sense of the word, I'd kill your waifu in front of you, and let you kill yourself.

>>6929578
hmm thanks, I'm only good at writing absurd autism inspired shitposts.

You can look at >>6927171
for references of my previous autistic rages.
Please dont bump the dead thread.

Nothing.
Chair is getting awfully itchy though.

Can I become an eldritch abomination stalking the halls of the manor and the grounds raping all little girls who stand in my way?

No little girl will remain unsullied under my watch.

>>6927846
Haha, now you're resorting to the lowest of the low. You could not even defend your waifu, how pathetic.

You actually work IRL?
I'm actually a powerful rich fucking asshole who lives on the top floor of an expensive high-rise apartment building in Roppongi. right now I have multiple whores passed out after thousands of dickings on my bed. I am drinking 400 vintage Merlot and have smooth jazz playing with the lights dimmed.

The best thing is, I'm sure I worked much less than you will have to work to achieve much less.

Pic related, I just kicked your whore of a waifu out of my magnificent adobe.

>>6927810
Haha! You're so angry you can hardly string your sentences together. Its alright, I'm having a bit of trouble myself with your waifu suckling on my cock right now!

>>6927810
Yes, because in this world I have enough money to clone myself and have bodybuilding robot bodyguards with six foot double dicks. So I cannot be defeated. The only outcome is you = mad and your waifu = N T R ' d

I'm about to blow just thinking about it. You and every other shitstain that shares the same waifu, all NTR'd simultaneously.

>>6927787
YES! That makes it even better. The broken trust and years of friendship, all that being thrown back at his face would only make it sweeter.

>>6927781
But I have bodybuilding robot bodyguards, you cant stop me. They will hold you down while I stomp on your gonads and fuck you're waifu, juices spilling onto your face.

Her yelling "You could never make me orgasm like this you limp dick!"

And then you'd cry. Because you know there is nothing else you can do. I am unstoppable and your rage is unendingly feeding me.

Can you imagine that? Me doing that to your waifu right now as she says those lewd things? While you can do nothing and watch helplessly.

>>6927738
>>6927738
I am a monster and have bodyguards with me at all times. The use of bodyguards makes you think of me as a weak asshole, and only makes you madder.

Also you have to follow the written plot. If you're thinking of killing me just because I can fuck you're waifu better than you, then I've already won. Every angry remark only makes me harder.

Yes. I would want to break theirs as well, the more people who are distraught by it the better. For this reason I must go after waifu's who are popular, but not so much that they are just a fake waifu a la /a/.

I would want to break her in front of every one of you, I want to feed on your tears and anal hurt. I want you to want to kill yourself over how pathetic you've become.
I would not care for your waifu, I'd only keep her long enough until the point where you no longer care, and then I'll make her regret.

She will run back to you in tears begging, with two bastards, and after you relapse and return to your waifu, I'd do it over and over again in your own house, in your own sanctuary. After you've been ass plundered in every sense of the word, I'd kill your waifu in front of you, and let you kill yourself.

Then I am likely to be wrong then. You can check it out of you really care.
>>6927598
Its a great voice to fap to though.

>>6921012
Why is she even offering me ham? I am not a ham that picture makes no sense given the context of the thread.

I'm a Junior right now going for Computer Engineering. I get to work at the University library doing absolutely nothing and still get payed. The money goes toward anything I really want, as I get enough from my parents and scholarships to get by without taking out loans. My only friend lives very far from me, so I dont socialize at all really. I try to make myself look busy or in a hurry to avoid conversation. It works great.

>>6919520
Make sure to buy at a distant Walgreen's if you live in a small community. It could get very embarrassing later on.

>>6919459
It is only bad in that it deviates from the norm. I am appalled that webMD of all places would ever say such a thing. What I could read from their findings, is that it is much more pleasurable to masturbate facing down, compared to actual intercourse. By this train of thought, it could be argued that vibrators and fleshlights and sexdolls which can be just as, if not more stimulating than an actual person would are harmful for creating a dependency on the subject.

>>6919340
True. Most children will likely find this way of masturbation first, and thus be the largest population of bed humpers. Given how kids do not care much at all for hygiene, they would be the least likely to clean their penises properly, and be the most common recipients of phimosis. Whoever this Beauge is, does not seem to understand that correlation does not equal causation. The cause of phimosis has been known for a very long time, and any method of masturbation could lead to it if the penis is not cleaned often.

>>6919335
Phimosis is caused by hardened smegma gluing the foreskin to the head. If you clean up after masturbation it should be a non issue. This has less to do with masturbation methods and all to do with sanitation.

>>6919328
Learn to read anon.
> I can hardly find any art of her with a small chest

He has difficulty finding it is all. As in most art is China with rude tits.

I live off rice and fish or chicken. A bag of long grain rice goes for pretty cheap, and lasts a long time. Fish is a bit more expensive, but frying it is much easier than having to fuck around with frozen chicken in the oven.

I'll probably die of mercury poisoning in my mid 30's.