/jp/ - Otaku Culture

.....I guess it's the day of rest, then. Screw you guys, I'll go bag a tsundere.

Reported, anon-sama? That's not even a full sentence, much less an order.

/jp/-sama, do you require anything?

Do you require anything, /jp/-sama?

>>2919945

Kanon was found dead in the kitchen.

A small knife was embedded in his spine, presumably the cause of death. Additionally, half of his head was missing when his corpse was found, although this damage was most likely inflicted after he had actually died.

You left early this time, Kanon-kun. Kihihihihihi.

>>2919919

...commencing furniture dismantlement, anon-sama.

>>2919914

...? Do you mean this, anon-sama?

>>2919874

....is this sufficient, anon-sama?

>>2919871

I'm certain that someone called me, anon-sama... perrhaps it was Nee-san, then.

Do you require something, /jp/ sama...?

>>2905265

That would require nothing more than your soul, anon-sama.

>>2905266

A-again...

...I apologize, anon-sama, but it seems that Oyakata-sama has just finished his CANAAN download. I must prepare the gold-plated 72-inch flatscreen TV, as well as a new nipple.

I shall now take my leave. Please call me tomorrow if you require my services again.

(If you're still alive, that is.)

Regardless of all of this, though, Gil's origin was a semi-divine human. Arc's is the descendant of a TYPE. Even without using MP or anything, Arc's basic physical abilities are far, far above any servant's.

Let's put this into the situation when Lancer was trying to kill Shirou, the second time. Shirou, as a super-novice mage, was able to barely defend against getting instantly killed.

However, Arc could have easily killed him before he twitched, and Lancer's no slouch. If Gil's stats in Fate/Zero average out to be about B+/A, then Arc's are at least EX, if not higher.

When you factor in Gil's relatively weak form when fighting with a melee weapon, you'd think that Arc would win as soon as she gets within striking range, and considering her speed, that doesn't seem like much of an issue.

>>2905173
>>2905188

<Makarena...? Is that that cookie with the nuts that Nee-san was talking about...? I must improvise.>

I will do my best, Karesh-sama, anon-sama. Considering the typhoon, I don't think that doing it in the rain shall pose an issue.

<Oyakata-sama said this this dance should be acceptable in any situation. There shouldn't be any problem.>

>>2905083

Of course, Karesh-sama. Furniture is not human. Therefore, it can be dancer.

>>2905085

I apologize, anon-sama, but only Oyakata-sama can permit us furniture our day of rest. If it is a temporary order, however...

>>2905060

I apologize, anon-sama, but furniture such as I wouldn't know the location of this image... perhaps another of the guests may have an idea...?

>>2905028

W-who... how do you know what Oyakata-sama calls me when we're alone?!

Could you be an agent of Beatrice-sama?!?!

>>2904989

In that case, anon-sama, I must ask you to remove your pants. I must not dirty anon-sama's body with my 'jizz'... because I'm furniture...


.....Nee-san, what is 'jizz', exactly? I don't think that Oyakata-sama included that word in our instruction.

>>2904956
>>2904962

....my apologies, anon-sama, but Nee-san was busy with the 'table' request, so it was left to me to prepare the tea... I haven't done so often in the past, so it may not have come out in a manner that could meet your expectations...

Nee-san said that this type of tea was exceptional, but with my level of skill...

>>2904928

Beatrice-sama gave Nee-san a basket of these, anon-sama. Apparently, they might become popular in the future...?

>>2904897

Is this sufficient, anon-sama?

>>2904883

Yes, anon-sama. Here it is.

>>2904833

...I am sorry, anon-sama, but... I happen to be a chair-class furniture...

Perhaps Nee-san can assist you. Anyways, I shall exit.

...certainly, anon-sama. I will take my leave until I am required again. If you would excuse me...

...do you require anything, /jp/-sama?

>>2891345
>>2891348

Insults.... mean nothing to furniture, tripfag-sama, anon-sama. However, Oyakata-sama has requested not to be disturbed. If you intend to talk to him about such trifling matters, it may fall to me... that is, the task of cutting up any non-family members that approach his door, if you see what I mean.

...I must now help prepare dinner. If you require anything else, please wait a little while, honored guests.