/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ah teledildotronics. I've done it.

3Dsexgames, makers of 3DSexvilla and 3Dslut have an ongoing deal with Citouch for their virtual sex stroker which can work with any open ended toys but is officially partnered with Fleshlight and Cyberskin.

Basically Citouch's package relies on an air pressure to move a mouse cursor up and down to control the action.

However, most of their inhouse games are buggy terrible poser3D shitfests and their demos are modded flash games taken from the internet.

The sensor pretty much sucks but can be somewhat applied to Illusion's games if you tape down the mouse button.

As far as actual teledildotronics goes, It's okay, but you might as well record it because the women really have to be good actors to make up for lag in the air pressure sensor and on the internet..

Your penis has a hard time telling the difference. Best ones I've tested have inserts that mimic the pubic bone such as the ones made by Cyberskin. Expect to pay $25

Head Honcho is still my recommendation for the absolute cheapest at sub $10 without going for the chinese gambles.

Owned a TB server over at iichan for 3 years as well as my own private board free/b/, where the only deleted content was 2 pictures of a child in a bag where you could tell the bag's straps were the only thing covering her.

Left 1 picture where the kid was ducking in the bag that wasn't as offensive, but people still complained so I never touched anything afterward.

Ended up closing it down though and extracting myself from the administration of iichan after they said having two /b/s was making their random board even slower than it would be.

Oh well, sinking $86 bucks a month for a server I was hardly using was too much anyway.

>>4002087

part of the stipend

>>4002062

Nah, although I did have to fluff it up for the recording and other documentation.

13 hours was the longest day, but that was because I had to make multiple trips back and forth between the factory and office.

>>4002026

>Do you ever have to whip your cock out in front of the CEO in a board meeting to reinforce your point? You know you've landed THE dream job when you're able to get it out in front of the top brass.

No, but my penis size is on record there so they look at the figure each time as reference to how it relates to the toy.

There are a lot of stroking and pantomime thrusting involved though... and the hand gestures... oh the hand gestures.

>How many hours do you work a week?

Varies according to the project. We have a bunch going at once at all times but as it gets into the testing phases the work starts to shift away from the office and more towards the home.

>>4002019

Funny you should say that though, as that is exactly what mechadoll was originally designed for: skin for androids.

It just so happens that it also makes for a great sex doll.

>>4002004

Aside from the soft gears inside you mean?

>>4001996

Haven't tried it, just learned about it from an earlier thread.

Maybe later after the current round is done.

>>4001957

http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/OMO324

http://mechadoll.com/pages/language/us/techno.html

"Body Temperature of 99.5ºF :
This generation of dolls is equipped with a heating system which maintains an internal body temperature of 99.5 degrees Farenheit that permits realistic and unmatchable sensations. With the new R.H.S.-V3 silicone, the diffusion of heat is homogenous and very stable without modification and premature wear on the silicone. This system behaves with six very low powered thermal independant zones, as well as two auxillary supervisions. The external unit control permanently communicates with the numerical date in the internal system of the body. Compatible with 110v-220V, 50-60 hertz, this unit can be permanently connected without the least risk.


R.H.S.-V3 Silicone :
The new R.H.S.-V3 silicone permits us to reproduce faithfully the texture of human tissue. It is a heat conductor, and does not create any undesirable phenomenon such as sticky or oily skin. Actually, this new silicone is not oily, does not stain sheets, and does not get harder with time. The silicone oil (thinner) that is used in this industry, actually makes the silicone more soft. On account of the fact the silicone thinner escapes and is absored by touch or by the support (sheets) that the doll is positioned on, the silicone will become hard and often disintegrate.

Structure :
The new 2009 structure is made of aluminum, with progressive brakes. This permits repilicated body movement and the possibilty to cross the legs. Weighing 8 pounds lighter, this new structure permits manufacturing lighter and sturdier dolls."

>>4001927

Well...

Problem has already been solved for you.

Enter Mechadoll. They've recently been able to effectively produce their dolls cheaper as well as create an internal heating element. Even before the price drop and upgrades they were my recommendation for the top of the line sex dolls, now it's even a better deal.

Unfortunately I think it'll be awhile before they let me have another $5-6500 doll on the company ticket.

www.mechadoll.com

>>4001828

And have my ass eaten by the lawyerfags about violating the NDA by freely sharing the fruits of their research that they pay me for?

Nah, it's going to have to remain semi-anonymous until I own the company or I quit, whichever comes first.

>>4001828

And have my ass eaten by the lawyerfags about violating the NDA by freely sharing the fruits of their research that they pay me for?

Nah, it's going to have to remain semi-anonymous until I own the company.

>>4000941

>Do you work from home or do you stand by a conveyor belt, penis erect, jamming it into every 10 or so onaholes that pass by?

Sometimes from home, but I have to go in for meetings and working with my partners in design because it's just too hard to explain without visual or hands on representation. The factory isn't onsite with the corporate office, but I've been there before to pick up some of the products and meet with the team over there and their concerns over the molding problems, inserts and tearing, what needs to be reinforced/simplified, etc. The workers there do inspect the products, but with gloves on and not dicks.

We have a surprising amount of female workers in both areas. A common joke about a lot of the open ended sex toys with plugs that keep popping out is that those were designed by the women, implying that's why the tunnels are so short.

>How much does it pay?

At first it was for free because I got to trial their software and small products in exchange. But as I rose up in the company I got paid for my work and am holding steady around $18.75 an hour, plus the toys and stipend for buying products from 3rd parties. Not much, but considering how much I'm saving on dating and the satisfaction, I doubt I can complain.

>Can I get a reference?

I'd need to see how you jack off first. The trick is to have your pinky extended and twirl your... Not that I'm being a prude, but simply put, if you get hired my pay goes down.

Despite being pretty lucrative, the business is still small and hiring is infrequent because of the low turnover rate (job satisfaction, remember?). Your best bet is to actually ask some of these companies if they're hiring. Btw, having a background in chemical engineering helps.

>>4000322

You think that's bad?

I've actually had people ask me if I can sell the ones I'm done with to them for cheap.

>>4000276

I wrote a detailed letter of how much their product sucked.

...and they asked me to join their development team. All that paperwork and some restrictions on what you can say per NDA, but otherwise it's a good arrangement.

For the anon who asked before the miku sex toy thread got deleted:

>What are some things I sure avoid and things I should keep an eye for?

Avoid vinyl or anything less than silicone or similar material. Vinyl CHAFES and low quality sex toys might even use hard plastic (ouch!). Avoid ebay and for god's sake shop around. There are plenty of chinese knockoffs that sellers will gladly sell for $300 more than it really costs. Avoid open ended toys if possible. Sure they're easy to clean, but most of them are short and plugs will pop out once things get going, especially if it's the vibrating egg variety.

>The only Japanese Fleshlight that I know of is Tenga Fliphole. But I'm not too keen about it. What sites do you buy your stuff?

Most of my stuff is just part of my job, I work for a sextoy manufacturer as a tester. However, we do like to check out the competition and I tend to get my stuff from the wholesaler connections.

The truth is that we pretty much ram you with the price and you're just going to have to take your chances to get a relatively decent price or go to one of the larger distributors that have reviews if you want some semblance of a guarantee. Just remember that all sales are going to be final and you might as well not hate yourself for paying less.

Tenga is a decent brand but the fliphole is their new expansion into being reusable instead of a one night fling.

The side flip is a great way to clean and get right in there, but the downside is that sometimes lube and air will leak out of the side. Also, to get the added "squeeze" is harder because it's encased in a relatively large hard plastic with two windows that you can only use your fingers and thumb to apply pressure. It gets a little uncomfortable and you may miss the added constriction from your entire hand.

As I said before, the Head Honcho is easy and cheap. Get that first and if you like it then you may want to expand into other toys.

Official sextoy tester of /jp/ here.

Having a closed base is always good in order to prevent lubrication from slipping out and to maintain a slight suction.

Overall it looks like a good cheap design with a little bit of a novelty to it even if you don't use it. Then again all sex toys pretty much are labeled novelties so that when it doesn't live up to expectations or if something goes horribly wrong our asses are covered from liability.

Anyway... the real problem would be cleaning, the double edged sword of having a closed base.

This is why I favor the Head Honcho. $10 pricetag, closed base, lightweight and everything you learned with your hand pretty much applies. Cleanup is easy because you can turn it inside out.

If the Miku can turn inside out then and it's got a decent price it may be worth a shot.

haven't touched this stuff in years.

...and the Xbox was fucking huge.

>>3811565

It was 4chan.net.

It would die for an extended period of time on a regular basis.

2chan's flash movies ruled the world.

Japanese were banned for mooching bandwidth without contributing.

Bukibuki ruled /c/ with his loli.

100,000 posts on /b/ was a big thing. "lol internet"

iichan was made because we weren't sure 4chan was coming back.

/g/ worshipped Waita Uziga.

Manfaye was commonplace.

Worksafe/Blue boards did not exist and bathhouse nudity was accepted in /a/.

No image replies. Image floods took up entire boards.

Goatse was still at .cx.

Multi-track drifting was still popular.

Windows-tans ruled /a/ like Touhou rules /jp.

People were talking about Tsukihime instead of Fate.

...and there were actually some real tripfags.

>>3404672

Even if you had crossbars, the thin wire racks will cut into the material because of the sheer weight of it.

Also, tossing it in the dryer could work. But I make no guarantees over the condition it'll be in when it comes out.