/jp/ - Otaku Culture

IN CHINA, MILK COMES IN BAGS

>>2905430

>/america/

You mean Ameri/k/a?

SUPER OBVIOUS TROLL THREAD

>>2905328
>>2905328
>>2905352

/jp/'s been a dumping ground for roleplay since its inception, did you forget about the Interactive Board Novels like YWUIG so quickly? You bitching about it isn't going to make them go away. You can only put up with it - a monumental task, for sure. I rage all my blood out when Malice starts her fucking stuttering. God damn.

>>2904192

Yuyukers called, she says she wants you to rub lotion on her tits.

Hop to it.

>>2903810

i heard u liek yuyukers

FUCK

>>2903595

DO IT, FAGGOT.

I WILL RAGE YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE IF YOU DO NOT.

Please?

And if I were you I'd throw in a fun little scene where UD gets sexually humiliated by the Fantastic Two, but that's just me.

>>2903565

IN B4 KS DEVS

>>2900715

IF YOU'RE TROLLING ME WITH THESE BLANK POSTS IT IS FUCKING WORKING.

I'm overheating! Time to rest for a bit...

>>2900681

>fapping to 3D

oh wow

>>2900676
>>2900655

All I see are these blank Anonymous posts, and it's making me rage.

>>2900665

DEPORTED

>>2900637

FUCKING

BLANK

POSTS

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

>>2900614

>gollumarisa

Calm down! CALM DOWN!!

HOW MUCH LONGER?!!

HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL I CAN SLEEP!?

>>2900527

If I continued I'd be here all morning.

I did want to bring that little tidbit to light, as Cirno is /jp/'s patron saint and all. It'd be fun to see what people made of UD desecrating her...well, more than he already did at any rate.

I know everyone was raging over Marisa's speech impediment, but I'm surprised no one commented on Cirno constantly referring to herself in third person. You know? Cirno? The one who constantly says 'I'M the strongest!'?

>The fairy’s head snapped up, her eyes wide. She stood. Her dress somehow came away clean, but her hands and feet were covered with dripping wet earth. She held her arms out, as if to deny entrance.
>“No!” she yelled. Her voice was surprisingly powerful coming out of such a small girl.
>“Sorry to hear thats,” said Marisa, stepping up to the pond’s edge. “Gots some eats if you wanna have lunches with us—”
>“No!” the fairy yelled again, stomping in the mud. She pointed to Marisa’s feet.
>“What’s wrongs?” said Marisa. “Want mees to come in barefoots like yous?”
>“No trespassing!” said the fairy. “This is Cirno’s pond! Cirno came here first! Any frogs found are property of Cirno!”
>“’Course they ares,” said Marisa. “Wouldn’t dreams of taking aways Cirno’s frogs. We’re not heres for frogs, anyways. And by the ways, who is Cirnos?”
>The fairy patted her self on the chest. She left no muddy handprint on her blouse.
>“This!” she said. “This is Cirno! Cirno the ice fairy!”

>>2900444

>Okay, you can stop exaggerating now.

Don't get me wrong, it wouldn't be all bad. The things that make me crack a smile and inspire laughter in Anon would be ten times funnier visualized properly, but the things that make these fanfics so much worse...it might cause ocular bleeding. And once it has been seen, it cannot be unseen.

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>>2899983

>It's an interesting take on low powerlevel Gensokyo. Face it, if these were doujins you would lap that shit up.

If this was a Doujin, I'd be trying to dig my retinas out sans anesthesia, with a rusty fork.

Thank God it's not a doujin. Thank god. THANK GOD.

What a horrible thought. It gave me shivers.

>>2899920

MICRO-HAKKERO NINE MEELEEMETAH

>>2899902

YOU SURE DEALT WITH THAT PROBLEM CREATIVELY

>>2899896

HAHAHAHAHA!

I was waiting for you to crack. I figured his IAMP rendition might do it.

>>2899887

I have a much higher tolerance for it, but I fully understand. Shit, I wanted to close the window before I got one paragraph in. At least you've got sense.