/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7902480

iPhone developer, web developer, whatever, it's all from my room so I'm cool. Plus, I still leave the house.

>>7763179

I work from home programming video games as a freelance hacker. I also do web dev and security profiling. Paid almost $4k a month and my degree in CS doesn't even matter.

When I'm not coding, I watch anime, play Black Ops, read manga raws, smoke cannabis, work out, or just relax with friends.

>>7737251

i'm not from /a/ lol
i'm not from anywhere :O
i'm from nowhere and everywhere

>>7711138

Jerk off instruction is the name in Western porn

It's pretty goddamn amazing, way better than regular porn. I might go back to J-Gravure stuff now, too

No Excuses Time!!

Did you go to the gym today? Or do anything /fit/-related?

Pic's me from like 90 minutes ago

>>7567842

Self-employed hacker/coder. I sleep late, stay up coding, gaming, watching anime, smoking weed, fapping, hanging out with friends, working out, and trying to enjoy life as much as possible right now.

>>7552418

I never thought I'd get to say it, but you jelly

Go to a university, enroll in a CS program, and get an undergrad position in the department. You'll have plenty of respect and get to build tons of useless, broken shit and get paid for it!

That was my last super-awesome job before dropping out of school & going unemployed for 2 years. I was picked up off a conversation in a bar to dev iphone apps, but ended up doing PHP, linux, Javascript, JQuery, Wordpress, Zencart...among other things, and knew them far better than their dedicated in-house team.

You're in QA because you suck, qq

>>7552389

They don't. Hyping the NEET life's just for fun. It is pretty fucking awesome, but I'm sure some are aware of how detrimental to society that way of life is.

>>7552332

nope, just a bi-curious dude who enjoys jacking off with large cock-like objects stimulating my prostate and while sucking on a cock (gotta admit, seems good man). I also wear girl's panties (thongs) and a cockring when I do this. I rig up the vagina on a desktable to be stable/not-move, equip my gear, turn on my pr0ns playlist, and pound that shit like its my future waifu. Smoking tons of weed before beginning's a good idea too. I've done this on MDMA as well, and that was the best fucking thing ever.

Fap of the Gods, nigga

I'm a hacker paid under-the-table by a web design company. I do lots of coding on many platforms, but right now mainly web and iphone.

I mostly live like a hikki, hardly ever going out. Working on it, though. As other things start going better in my life, my desire to leave the house goes up.

But seriously, drugs, HD porn, and a solid fap-station (I own a butt plug, 3 dildos, and a cyberskin artificial vagina - along w/ tons of water-based lube), I pretty much only leave the house for food or to use the excercise bikes at the gym. Just sittin back makin money.

Life's good

It's like everyone in this thread is me

I just met her. I can't live in 3D anymore ;_;

>>7442925

a good chunk of my female friends dress hipsterish. it can be sexy at times...depends tho. i like my girls approaching slutty chola status - short skirts, high heels, ponytails, hoop earrings

>>7442908

thanks, my bad. been a while, ive been using my macbook pro and hadn't entered my trip in a while.

it's texas. girls in their middleschool age wear very tight t-shirts/polos that show their budding bosoms (and in rare cases, epic boobage) and they wear soffee (pronounced so-phee) shorts, which are these very tiny workout/lounge shorts that display the entire leg all the way up to and sometimes including the lower butt.

shit is so cash, om nom nom

pic small but related.

Smoke weed everyday

Those of you who have a job, what do you do?

Web developer here, about to move and then begin working from home / maid cafe / etc

Have some goodness

btw smoke weed everyday

love, the only tripfag that ever mattered

>>6739900

holy shit thats old school as fuck omg people still do slayers doujins? fucking awesome, i think some faith in mankind has been restored

Too lazy to take a better picture,

Merry Xmas! Everyone get stoned, play VNs, watch anime, and enjoy yourselves!

>>6637285

Bipolar and OCD over here, but at times it seems like autism/aspergers. I'm sure that's not all I've got.

>>6637178

It's chairo you dolt

>>6626994

This pleases me greatly. It's kind of like how we have access to better weed BECAUSE it's illegal.

Or that's bullshit. Actually, Bill 156 was declared inconstitutional I believe but I don't remember where I read it.

>>6627014
>>6626263

You're right for not drinking. Alcohol is a dangerous drug that has been mislabeled by society as "socially acceptable" because it has a deep, rich, socially-acceptable history and culture.

Cannabis is healthier. If you live in a state with medical cannabis, I highly recommend getting a patient card. If you don't, well, find someone who smokes somehow. I got lucky --- Being in college is a great way to find people in common...like people who smoke weed, watch anime, and play obscure cult games like Touhou and talk visual novels.

I'm serious. You want your fucking portal to the REAL Gensokyo, and not the Void, you need a gateway. A gateway drug. Cannabis Sativa / Indica.

All those Miko shrine with paper shit? That paper's made of fucking hemp. Don't believe me? Go read about Shintoism and how hemp is a very important part of the religion. Japan's entrenched in Cannabis culture, unbeknownst to the lesser human folk who have been poisoned by the minority political elite. They've done the same to most of you, too! The Nippon Hikkikomori Kyoukai is plotting to enslave you into becoming societal drains, but in reality, they are actually Seele seeking to execute the Human Instrumentality project in order to create new, elite humans.

Think about it. What do all anime / video games / visual novels / dakimakura / guitars / japanese language / english / everything in the whole universe have in common?

>>6627000

Nice triples, have a Touhou weed comic

And I don't understand what you mean by "if it leads to that thing he's not". Clause-wise, what is "that thing". I haven't gotten much success with my methods, I am, by no means, "rolling in the pussy", but I've gotten my taste. and realistically, I'm more able to manage my cravings in private now instead of whining "LOL I HAET 3D CUZ THEY WONT HAVE SEX WITH ME" like so many poor hikki larval humans on this board.

Evolve!

>>6626570

Cool part is that we're already so fucked up by 25 that even if we do "balance out" we've already ingrained some pretty fucking unique character traits. I have no problem being 100% honest about Lucky Star IRL if someone asks or if its brought up, but I won't bring it up myself if it doesn't fit the context of the situation.

Just an example. Know what I'm sayin?