/jp/ - Otaku Culture

One day, when Doraemon was taking a walk, a little girl came up to him.
"Hello. Would you like to come over my house?" said the little girl.
"Sure." answered Doraemon.
When Doraemon entered the house, the little girl's family members were standing in front of him.
"My father does masturbation while sleeping with his daughter. My mother died because she did too much masturbation. My older brother does masturbation while peeking his little sister. My younger brother can masturbation with his mouth. My older sister does masturbation all day long. My younger sister does masturbation while looking at her older brother who's peeking her. My grandfather has special masturbation skills. My grandmother does masturbation with toys." explained the little girl.
Doraemon went to the kitchen, and proceeded to eat the foods inside the refrigerator. Suddenly! A mafia broke inside the house through the window and started shooting Doraemon! Doraemon screamed for help but the family members were all busy doing masturbation! The end!

i would give this laptop to Flan if she'll sleep with me tonight..
goodnight /jp/

>>5427167
no its totally worksafe.
slut humor.

>>5427150
deliaya~ by ito life.

>>5427094
enema with anti-bacterial soap first. its good to prevent STD's and the soap'll serve as a lube.
then shove it in slooowly. and move slowly too. just do it deep. so it reaches the back of the womb.
woooo. safe and happy anal sex.
>>5427120
comdom? what's that? does it taste good?

>>5427069
and, it does longer orgasms.
the only downfall is the preparations and the risks. (like, it hurts like fuck at the beggining)

>>5427034
Kaguya: "huh? but i didin't do anything today!"
Moko/Kane: "but that guy over there told us that.."

uh oh.

report time, sage time, filter time, troll time.. whatever..
but well, i think its report time.

>>5426957
well, whatever the story is, 40 pages of consensual sexes in missionary positions gets boring.

"but i was teaching sex education to her sensei."

buttsex where?

RAAAAAAAN
NOOOOOOOO

dat ending. doesn't make sense.
either the guy was a faggot that didin't wanted Kogasa-san's baby, or he was too happy about it.

love: liebe Koishi
hate: grimdark Koishi

god

ゐ's pronounced with a light "ui" and normal "i"
and its the wi of Tewi.
ヰ's the kanji version? don't know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVpdVAp0BDg
yatta! found the youtube version!

>>5426198
>>5426201
use your imagination.
i think she came back from school and feels sick so she's measuring her temperature in the bathroom texting her friends.

buhihihi..
im not a bad person Remii-tan.. im your momie's friend..
i'll take you to a very fun place..
buhi buhihi..

>>5426110

>>5426091
fine. its not a meme.
but the first thing you imagine from "kiss my womb" aren't those hentai manga sex anatomies. its deleted.

>>5426069
wait what? the vid's nothing about abuse or violence. just watch.
actually i thought that i should've wrote "not abuse" up there cause you know, i always post the bad stuffs.
filter? boooooo

that kid was badass.
he discussed about doujins at a young age of 15.
and because of him, kiss my womb is a fucking meme now.
hope he comes back.