/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>5928465
yo

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>>4977578
>Boundary of first and last
they can manipulate that too and 6 times faster
>you've been relying to Yuuka's ultimate magic
because that's her biggest strength
> because her normal magic is too weak to harm Yukari. Yuuka=Final Boss<Yukari Phantasm Boss
Just like Reisen's or Remilia's magic is too weak to harm Yukari yet they both beat her in SWR

Reisen= Stage 5 boss
Remilia= Stage 6 boss

also this stage level=powerlevel logic makes no sense at all

>>4977590
>You're still going on about that ultimate magic stuff? In the previous debate(s) you claimed Alice used the ultimate magic to create living youkai. ZUN *explicitly states Alice does not have the ability to create living dolls
I already told you she holds back
she doesn't want to use that book because it's so damn overpowered it's boring
it's like having cheatcodes for a game and not wanting to use them
also youkai die out of boredom and lack of will to live, alice needs a goal to continue living and researching magic is the main goal of all youkai magicians
>Most of the shanghai you fight in PCB stage 3 were created by Hina.
fanon shit i didn't even bother reading the rest of your post after this

>>4977534
not if her creations nullify her first
>What magic? Her non-existent one?
her normal one, silly
you know Yuka is really strong without the ultimate magic too

>>4977474
>creation and destruction
so instead of giving yuka the power to create youkai...you give her the power to destroy youkai?
>ultimate and non-existant
that'd turn no-magic into ultimate magic, you and me would be able to create our waifus!
six yukaris+yuka against one
while yukari and the others play with borders yuka simply turns yukari into youkai dust with magic

>>4977473
or is that your way of saying "FUCK YOU"

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>>4941964
Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

>>4934828
#5ﾓｨ5}羶麾

>>4934793
suiginfo sounds smart

>>4934789
here and on /a/ at the same time

some guy wanted my trip for god know what reason
of course the first one to post with it was nameemee
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/3949206

protip: I haven't posted with !YUsuiginy. since i revealed the trip months ago

>>4934766
me

>>4905176
The Pleasure of being cummed#r[Wz[ti2

no, kog

>>4796184
get mad newfriend

"I think that guy said something about the 'land of Java'" Patchouli said in a low voice as they both sat up to find themselves in an empty office cubicle. The sound of mouse clicks and typing could be heard coming from around them.

They cautiously walked towards the opening of the cubicle, which lead to a long, brightly lit hallway that seemed to go on forever.

"Let's find a way out of this place," Koakuma said.

They walked into the cubicle beside the one they respawned in, but it wasn't empty; there was a desk, a computer, and an expressionless, bald man with startingly white skin sat there, staring into the monitor and pressing the keys frantically. They could see he was playing Perfect Cherry Blossom.

"What's going on?" Koakuma whispered to Patchouli.

"I have no idea. But this is getting interesting."

"Or we'll actually see that computer... so-called science actually has a lot in common with magic." The Sussman continued.

"So procedures are the spells if you like that control these magical spirits that are the processes."

The Sussman produced a wand and waved it in the air, muttering to himself. A bright flash of light filled the room, and a stream of glowing parentheses shot out the end of the wand, dissappearing into the air. The students applauded loudly.

"But... how can he do that? He's only a human, right?" Koakuma whispered.

The Sussman, who up until now had paid no attention to the group, turned and stared at her with an astonished expression.

"What did you just say?" he asked, pointing his wand at her.

"Is this a hack?" he asked as he glanced around and saw the strangely-dressed group, shocked and staring back at him.

"What...?" Patchouli managed to say, all of them confused and unable to understand what had just happened.

"Nevermind, let's start the lecture." The Sussman said softly.

"I'd like to welcome you to this course on computer science. ... Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business. First of all it's not a science." The Sussman lectured while the students sat and listened attentively.

You are quickly reaching the edge:
"K...Koakuma, I'm...cumming...ohh..."
"Please...cum...cum a lot..SLURP-SLURP...ummm...." she strokes your dick with her hand and taps the tip with her tongue.
I feel a burning sensation inside me. The heat gathers at my crotch. Every time she moves her tongue, a hot pleasurable sensation seethes up.
"Ummm...ummm...CHAP-CHAP...cum, please cum now...MUMPH-MUMPH..."
She passionately pants and strokes you harder.
"...I can't hold on any longer!!"you say and after a moment later "I'm cumming!!"
Your groin tenses up and your concentrated extract rushes through your gun barrel and shoots out into Koakuma's mouth.

SPLAT-SPLAT-SPLAT!!
"Ahhh...umm...your milk...your thick milk is filling me up...GULP-GULP..."

After a long walk between the bookcases, she stops. And she starts searching for that book.
"May I help you?" you say already seeing the book, and that Koakuma searches at the wrong place. You get the book down from the bookcase.
"Oh, you've found it!" she says smiling. But why is she blushing so heavily? She steps closer to you. She hugs you, you try to push her away, because your first thoughts was Sakuya and her silver knives...
But, her pretty hands won't let go of you.
"Oh? What's wrong?" you ask her surprised.
"...you smell good." She stares you with dreamy eyes. "Awww...your scent makes me dizzy..."
"Whaaaat!?"
"Umm...milk...I want milk..."
"Are you alright, Koakuma?" Koakuma looks at you vacantly and puts her hands on your pants.
What the...wait a minute!!"

ZIIIIIIP...

virgin nerd

you get a yukkumokou

I like how thats an actual screencap
TWH's april fools joke is pretty lame this year