/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What do you call an alternate history book set in present day? An alternating current!!!!!

>>8798604
Listening to denpa grows brain cells.

There are some neat ways to spend your NEET days if you're feeling depressed or under the weather. I, myself, and I sometimes feed my neko or sniff glue. Don't give up on yourself! I understand how hard it is to like good things.

Killing your parents will get rid of them for sure!

Every life you will ever have lived would have been a full one. From whence there is life are all the beautiful and wonderful happenings between death, being never a subject to variables. Everything is mechanically predetermined. Counterfactual conditionals are tools used by demonically immanent forces as a means to distract you from reality and rationality. The truth is that whatever will be, will be. Nothing on this earth or the next escapes finality. That's what I call a bookend!

And that's all she wrote.

>>8233531
I know from experience that dropping a toaster in a bathtub makes for a cleanly, quick, and painlessly swift death.

>>8189459
Duh.

>>8153949
Actually, nevermind. I think this looks best. Go for it!

>>8153811
I dunno. Is this what you wanted?

>>8153799
Photoshop is easier than you think, and doesn't really require any skill. Play around with the layers a bit. If you still have trouble, I can whip something up for you in a New York minute.

>>8150893
No, gender dysphoria makes a big difference.

>>8150873
Um, I said "feminine boys," not traps.

>>8150834
There are plenty of girls into Touhou. The catch is that they're all disgusting and bothersome, like any other woman. A substantial personality does a lot for a voice, and barely any girls have one. I wish I had a nickel for every joint I smoked trying to figure out why these /jp/ girls I know think they do a good Cirno, and it all came down to their gender. You should be looking for feminine boys. They at least "get" Touhou, you know?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxDE6NmKl14

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>>8148745
Did you know that you downloaded these images improperly? If there is a "sample_" at the beginning of a filename, then it's probably scaled down from its original size. You should always make sure to save pictures at their highest resolution.

>>8147717
Truer Words Never Spoken .

>>8136811
Pain is an obsolete function of the brain. Thanks to miracles of modern medicine, it's very easy to discern damage without needing to know if an injury hurts. Now, nerves are used by others as a means of control. You don't want to deal with arm twistings, do you? That's a rhetorical question.

By the time you've finished desensitizing your body, you'll be able to resist even the most strenuous Vietnam torture and earn the privilege of ice cube baths.

10 Neat Tips For The Needy or NEET

I have been doing research for the last few weeks, and came across knowledge that could be useful for people that aren't me. Please consider the below.

❥ Keep a diary around. Document everything you think and do everyday. Out of convenience, it's probably better to use a notebook than cassette tape. Overline each entry with the main idea for easy reference. Try not to write down useless information like how many times you plucked your eyelashes.
❥ Never expect anything from anyone. Normal people are incompetent and usually unpredictable when they're allowed freedom.
❥ Plan new daily routines every night. Never spend a day aimlessly or similar to one you've already lived through. Life is direction. Repetition is death. When you repeat something, you are reliving a moment, wasting it, severing it from the other end of your life.
❥ Get in shape. Too much sitting around and abuse has likely ruined your body. If you're on medication, get off it. Turn vegan.
❥ Never obey orders that did not originate from a pen and paper.
❥ Remove sexuality from yourself. If you have a weak soul and are addicted to sex, then chemical castration is an acceptable solution. Close relationships are wired specifically to restrain you. Women are the demons of the world.
❥ If you have a cable subscription, cancel it. Television was invented for mind control. Films made before 1970 are okay since they are outdated and have subliminal messages incompatible to products of modern times (you).
❥ Become accustomed to pain. Turn on your stove, clench your fist, and leave it above the fire for as long as you can without needing a trip to the hospital. Buy wooden rectangles that you can break with your forehead. Don't take warm showers, only cold baths.
❥ Tone your social manipulation skills. Go door-to-door pretending to be a government figure (private detective, the census, boy scout, etc.) and stress test your mental durability.

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>>8116894
>"Nothing is real" could mean "nothingness is real" or "reality is nothing".
Exactly!!!!! Now you get it.

>>8116881
See... When you say something like that, I do think that that maybe your brain is on a lower plane than mine. It's okay, someday everybody will wake up and smell roses. There's no use crying over spilled milk that hasn't yet regrouped in the bottle. I hope you understand what I'm conveying.

>>8116739
I comprehend you perfectly well and fine.

You are misinterpreting the "dreamless" as something. Heroin does not bring euphoria, or anything else you could possible find from it. It is nothing. You don't feel anything with heroin, or at least you're not suppose to. Something definitely went wrong, and something is where it happened for you. Heroin is not suppose to kill pain, it's suppose to kill all remnants of internal feeling.

Life is entirely an exaggeration. Exaggeration is the only separation life has from death. That's how we know when we're alive, because again, *nothing is real*. Death is the only thing that can truly be considered real because it is unconditioned in every possible way. Death is like heroin, it's nothing, and nothing is real.

>>8116580
What did your experience with heroin contain? I think you were being followed by your demons. That happens to some people. You – and by metaphysical extension, they – weren't supposed to experience anything!!! Either that, or you're misunderstanding the facts. Please double check them. Heroin IS like death, and death IS like nothing. This is indisputable, and until I am given hardened proof showing otherwise, I will not give up on these teachings. Every statement I make has at least two or three meanings behind it, and I realize it's almost selfish to expect somebody else to discovery them. Sorry about that, it's a side effect of when you're being overwhelmed by intense and under-realized truths. I'm not joking with you, myself, or anybody else if that was your initial perception. This is really literally real life in writing, and it would be a pity for you to gloss over these posts like lips.

Disregard that, I'm a faggot.