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kuru ass bitch

Someone give this guy a lobotomy and feed it to him.

For the swarm.

And it's not like I ever wanted to go anyway because you can't dj for shit. Never even lurked just spouted idiocy at the top of your lungs.

no, just so you can watch my taste with your girlfriend that I never had the chance to experience because you think I'm your competition so you never invited me anywhere. fuck off.

You'd have to look somewhere else for that.

i just pressed a button, first one on the keyboard. do you even qwerty?

do you mean "kek"?

>>12431500,391
It's like I'm on Mars or something. Btw, thanks Mars for tutoring me. I know I still owe you.

>>12431500,388
been there done that
i told you i uploaded my brain to the botnet a long time ago

yes, as a matter of fact, I am crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX8fKLjC__c

you can take my application to med school and shove it up your ass

>>12431500,380
that's why you need me, i can give you a fecal transplant and destroy the shit out of anything that will hurt you

this needs a remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgT9zGkiLig

I've been eating shit for breakfast the day I was ripped out of my mothers womb. And I'm glad for it because I don't want her cunt touching me ever again.

There are plenty of ways to wipe everything out.

>>12431500,373
you think these idiots can run themselves? just look around you. nobody gives a fuck, like they're shit eating zombies with no taste.

No thank you. Remember that any place that pretends to be normal will eventually be infested with actual normals who mistakenly believe they are in good company.

>>12431500,365
And everyone is chasing the same wave. There needs to be a purge. Humans are destroying the environment.

>>12431500,362
That's what surfing is like. You spend most of the time sitting on your board until you see the set coming and you paddle your ass off and ride. His board is like the ocean itself.

>>11082645
>developing sense of self and undeniable enthusiasm for life will always see him through.
You're going to need some context to understand this irony.

*are

I just want to genetically engineer my lovechild to be a post-human vampire bat, since it starts from the embryo and once you get to be a blastula it's too late, your fate is already sealed. Maybe if you send yourself to hell when you a little boy the demons may take mercy on you.

>he does it for free