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>>14434774
Like most onaholes, I suppose:
catches fire
melts down
burns like petroleum-boosted candle wax.

>>14271456
(don't thirst too much about it, ToysHeart doesn't plan anything shota currently https://twitter.com/ToysHeartShop/status/658494029408022528 )

>>14269261
I do sometimes, but if Infernal Monkey is ITT then he's been a lurker so far.

>>14269206
>>14270018
I remember a few years ago ToysHeart did a limited edition onahole of... Pico and Chico ?
Too few anal onaholes, almost total lack of shota, very rare onaholes with pubic hair, and other niche stuff people may be into... I'm approaching loli overdose

>>14173999
The good ones in great shape are proposed for adoption, the bad/damaged ones get cut into pieces.
vid related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6h_P7Y_XXA

>>14079990
I wonder. Circumvent censorship maybe ?
Anon could upload a screenshot for the pics and flood less the thread. https://i.imgur.com/IO9Lsql.jpg

>>13921829
It's really cute how it's safely tucked in the microfiber towel. From what you described, I think it's safe against mold. Hopefully your fan won't blow textile dust on the surface: toy becoming all red like the sweater.

>>13239386
Your dick is perfectly fine :) If you want to fill it up, then I'd recommend My Big Brother Is Pervert.

>>13019179
Lolinco or Rina. Lolinco more intense, but breaks faster. Still recommending Lolinco :)

>>13019164
Virgin Age Admission.
Or PPP's Oniichan is a pervert.

>>13016902
Never running out of lube in my lifetime: http://en-nls.com/pict1-185

>>13009736
I'm just someone, Master Rjob. Your Holy Scriptures on Pastebin make you the only and rightful Onahole Prophet, and I'm happy being your humble priest. *bows down*

(not even being sarcastic)

>>13009743
Lots of good stuff :) But, how's the "Caution Tight Hole" ? I remember it was quite a pain to use it's ancestor, Kozaru..

>>13009702
Himself. But shame on me, I have yet to get a TOMAX onahole.

>>13009315
Time to start your very own onahole blog and spread the joy. Handfappers should all be converted.

>>12493917
Absolutely. As a hobby blogger I can host a bunch other reviewers and open review boards, at the end of the day it still wouldn't be enough to make an exhaustive and optimized database even with the popular holes only.

What JavLibrary.com does with JAVs, we could do it for onaholes. Indexing everything, and then letting people rate, comment, review, share links to stores. (when I say "we" → at least a team of 10 web/sysadmins. That's no solo project. Volunteers raise your hand ^^)

>>12404218
They stretch well. Slide them slowly around your cock and feel all the little nubs gently stroking your shaft. Then go faster and faster, and empty your balls deep inside them.

Take it slow, get used to the new sensation. Try out to find the right amount of lube to use. Make sure to clean them, and store them away from dust and hair. Don't feel sorry when they break, you eventually look for new stuff after a few months (or earlier). Onahole quality is always improving, so take the ride and keep updated !

(hell, these onahole makers and vendors really should provide onahole subscriptions, so you always get new stuff at fixed price)

>>12403816
Phthalates. You will die.
in a few decades

>>12394816
Chinese counterfeit. Wouldn't buy as of today

>>12394669
No cleaning = no complaining if ever turns like that. (not mine)

>>12389644
Once I hat to pay Value Added Tax and fees on a packet with $80 in declared value. Usually up to $100-110 it's fine. No matter how many items are in the packet.

>>12389513
Someday I'll ask them to write "molded thermoplastic elastomer tubes" on the box. For the lulz and the matter of details.

In my case customs only give a fuck when EMS or value over $120 or so. Put some red tape around the box and make the postman get a check from me to pay the VAT. Once they went lazy and didn't see the receipt on the box, and went on and sent me a letter to make me send them the receipt. NLS was fast to send email it to me. VAT + fees made it pretty expensive though.

>>12388467
No need to strap the onahole to the dakimakura ? God almighty, I really feel the need to get a hip now. (old pic)

>>12388461
Yep, that is true. A nightmare to everyone who wants to learn french, foreigners and french kids likewise. Stupid oldstyle rules, if you ask me.

Penis is male: le pénis
But if you wanna use a female word, you can use this: la bite. "bite" is pretty much like english "cock" and "dick".

Getting the wrong gender is not so bad for foreigners. It's cute, funny, at most a bit irritating, no big deal.

À propos gender [adds pic]