/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8302947

Also,

Fixed that for you

There is, remember that one silly doujin?

What the fuck is this?
/jp/ sure has fallen far.

OP, I envy you for being able to look at that without finding them grotesque. I can't possibly fap to disgustingly huge floppy tits. Ignorance is bliss!

Just watched the latest im@s episode, the Hibiki-centric one. I think the moral of the story is to not have more pets than you can afford to take care of.
Also, how is it legal for her to own a gator? They can't be domesticated.

That's grotesque.
Please, Japan, restrict breasts to reasonable sizes.

"hello" < main
{
main ->
stef(;)
stofn
skrifastreng(;"Hello, world!"),
stofnlok
}
*
"GRUNNUR"
;

test

Hey, that's cool, it just eats the trip.
I wonder why they did it?

And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WANT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being around makes her want a real human all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

And what's more? I laugh at BETA like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice alien who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Kill All BETA" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

I'm an Alpha male OP.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

>>8004270
I wasn't even talking to you bro, quit butting into this conversation!

>>8004261
>serious
>Internet

You were "going to bed" fully fifteen minutes ago, weren't you?

>>8004227
You mad, David?
Want your photo and personal information all over 4chan? Because I can do that if you really want.

>>8004212
I'm sorry, you're going to have to use a language for mature adults. Try English.

>>8004171
Nothing at all in that post is anywhere close to true and no photo of me has ever been posted on 4chan.
Stop being autistic.

>>8004187
In this case, are the thousand words "I am a homosexual who watches power rangers" x125?

>>8004168
Magic swords that boost the wielder's ability to ridiculous levels aren't particularly heroic either.

>>8004169
You can read, right?

>>8004149
Seriously, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Use words (they're these things in the "comment" field), not everybody watches your power rangers and gets the joke.

Just once I'd like a reversal of the sword promotion in VNs. Live by the sword, die by the gun!

>>8004128