/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13828245

I usually have one or two on a drying stand on my bedside table. The rest are in the drawer underneath some girls panties waiting for use.

>>13825367

It's a ruined, thrashed-out piece of rubber. The inner layer has all but completely peeled off after literally miles of my dick. It didn't use to be a through-type hole but I made it one. With my dick.

Didn't stop me using it for another year and a half though. I bought a few pairs of girls panties to wrap around the end to catch all the cum that spat out the end when I came.

I eventually moved on to bigger and better things but I have kept it all this time and every once in a while bring it out for a nostalgia fuck.

>>13817972

That's your deathgrip remedying itself. As your masturbation habits change, your penis changes as well.

I've found myself actually more sensitive now than when I started using a softer onahole with the intention of learning to last longer. Although I don't last as long now I do find myself enjoying it a lot more than before when it almost felt like a chore trying to rub one out sometimes.

>>13813174

I do it all the time. Wrap it in a t-shirt, wrap a beach towel around the shirtball and the daki and then tie it down firm with my belt. Good for staring your waifu in the eyes while pretending to fuck her brains out. Just wish mai waifu had more/better dakis or even daki-style images on a *booru I could get commissioned.

Good workout though. Not really suited for your average americlap. You'll probably get the daki dirty too despite best efforts.

>>13814932

Try a product called "Remove-zit" from Twin Pines. No, it's not a pimple cream. It's for removing dye stains from plastic dolls (like mine) but it should also work on soft plastics like onaholes. I've never tried it myself but I see no reason why it shouldn't work if you follow the directions although I'd recommend trying it on a small area first just to be sure.

>>13809810

Method 1: Put it and the lube I'm using in a bucket of hot tap water and let it sit for a while

Method 2: Put it in my bed under the blanket and crank my electric blanket on high for a while.

I microwaved an onahole once. Was an interesting experience.

>>13791617

So I can imagine it inside my boypussy while rubbing one out.

>>13791424

Dunno, maybe keep them in a jar of salty water? Mold needs both fresh water and a food source to live, so if you can't get rid of it by drying, maybe keeping it in brine would be the better choice?

I air dry mine on the plastic stands Tenga 3Ds come with and have never had a mold problem although I do live in a literal desert.

>>13761188

Try your local school or playground. They usually keep in stock a good supply of loli onaholes. Trying to catch one is half the fun! Just be careful not to break her as they are expensive to repair!

>>13756712
>Hopefully they'll make one with a torso or legs in the future.

Next you'll be wanting one with a head, realistic face and a hyper-advanced artificial intelligence that can calculate if you're alpha enough for it to let you fuck it.

sry for not shitposting for a while, got b&

>>13714669
>he thinks it's a joke

Is your sister a little sister or a big sister?

>>13713274
>having a sister
>not using her as your onahole

Dude what the fuck is wrong with you unless she's a landwhale or coalburner or something you could have saved your money and just used her.

>>13701651

Not always. Let's say it has balls or a suction cup base and you somehow manage to ram that in all the way - let's say during orgasm when "that won't fit" is the last thing on your rosebud's mind. That shit ain't coming out on it's own. Or if you use something that has no such base on it and you somehow get it in past your Sigmoid colon into your intestines. That ain't coming out on its own either. Or if you jam something solid and inflexible up there (such as a massive shampoo bottle which I saw in one medical video), you're gonna have a bad time. It'll get stuck in your rectum. Trying to poop it out won't work because your muscles just aren't strong enough and you can't grab it because it's lubed and slippery, so an embarrassing hospital visit is your only choice.

I'm speaking from experience here; when you contract your pelvic muscles anything in your butt gets sucked in, like when you need to poop but can't so you hold it.

I like deep penetration so I've had things go all the way into my lower intestines but never had anything get actually stuck because I use soft flexible, reasonably girthed toys (such as a flexible double-ended dong) for that exact reason.

As long as it's no bigger and no harder than a turd, you will (probably) be fine.

>>13688832

I'd rather do it without the humiliating sleeve. I like to think I'm of a generous enough portion to make a boy happy.

>>13684665

That may have been me and it worked pretty well until the cord melted. I guess that's what I get for sorting by price+postage: lowest first.

I just stick it and a bottle of lube under the blankets of my bed and crank the electric blanket to max when I get home from work and by the time I'm done pissfarting around with chores it's toasty warm and ready for a good fucking.

>>13675073
>black people being violent
>You'd be surprised

Lol, no.

I've never checked but I'm sure all Australian escort services have "no farken abbo carntz" on the bottom of their ads, too.

>>13675040
>Sorry,no black person:)

This makes me smile.

>>13673889

What are most butt toys made of?

>>13673804

Pepee's is water based, dudeski. And you of all people should know rubber/plastic + oil = bad times

>>13672838

I want to know because I've used Pepee's original (orange cap) in my butt before and not had issues although that was for a prostate toy so it didn't get thrust in and out like a dildo would. I also have it written in my review of it that it is not toxic so if that is not the case it needs to be amended immediately.

Maybe it dried out/dispersed and he now has massive friction burn on his rosebud?

>>13671607

I'm thinking of getting one. Tell me more about it.

>>13671579

Your gayness level is always directly proportionate to your desire to be ploughed by another guy so if you want that "a little" then you are "a little" bit of an AIDS-ridden faggot.

>>13671560

You feel wrong.

>>13671559

Anal masturbation != getting ploughed by another dude, dude.

>>13671516

"Get the fuck out of my house"

>>13671370
>he thinks anal masturbation is gay
>in our year of the lord 2014+1

Let me tell you something that is gay though; rubbing one out to the thought of a cute little /jp/sie having his first prostate orgasm.

>>13646702

No probs. Yeah as I said there's nothing wrong with the toy and I'm sure I'll get use out of it but perhaps a proper prostate bully would be the better choice. Would have replied a lot sooner but I got my dumb arse b& and only just remembered my phone has internet access.

>>13646579

Auspost courier. My local one is named darren and he's a pretty cool guy. He brings me anime merchandise and doll parts and rubber vagina.

That guy who wanted to know about that vibe i bought: it kind of works when i hold it but as soon as i let go my muscle contractions spin it around and it becomes a hotdog in a hallway. Would not recommend for prostate play but there isnt anything wrong with it as such.

>>13643014

I do, but the amount of electricity a small warming pad uses surely pales in comparison to the air conditioner or room heater or the five massive gaming rigs I had running last night.

I doubt the pad alone uses much more than a proper onahole warmer.

>>13643010

Go get glassed cunt I'm giving advice the Australian way: by shitposting.