/jp/ - Otaku Culture

*Ahem*
Gentlemen,
Grab your IPod,
and fire up your favorite IOSYS album.
That is all.

friggin germans

>>4240280
...welcome to DIE.

Doesn't look like Archer to me.

Okay now that's just mean. You should be saving up that anger for Arc, he's a much sillier namefag then I am. He even drew me this nice little picture during one of my counseling sessions with /jp/:

Yeah, you're right, I'm a total troll. But that's only when use my namefag persona, anon me just seems like a slightly more refined poster. The best part is, I'm not actually trying to troll you guys. I just don't fit in very well. Take the first thread I ever made her for example, it was just after I had discovered Touhou through stumbling across an archive of IOSYS albums. I came here because I got stuck on Patchouli, and ended up adopting the name "New to Touhou" by the time I had made my 2nd thread. But everyone thought I was an ubertroll, even though I was really just new. new to TOUHOU, that is! Oh ho ho~

>>3799027

I GOTTA WORK TOMORROW AT NOON, TIME FOR BED: Better distract /jp/ while I leave..
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Look, a big picture about a funny thread from the past! Spend the next 10 minutes reading it while I cuddle up in bed and go to sleep!

>>3798996
Does "kicking me in the neck when I graze her spellcards" count? What about "stealing my facebook password and rickrolling all my friends while I'm at work"?

>>3798985
EXACTRY!
Patchu-Aya sister isn't a whore, she's just being an average highschool girl (WITH AN ABOVE AVERAGE CRAZY GIANT ROBOT vs ALIEN SUPERPOWER ROCKSTAR LIFE AFTERSCHOOL CLUB).

The Tewi-SLUTnae sister, however... THAT one is gonna be found dead in a ditch within the next decade. I swear, she'd gonna be a hooker, a drug addict, or something along those lines before she gets outta highschool. All she cares about is what her 'friends' think of her, she completely disregards the rest of teh family, only using us to try and further her own wants and desires. I am dissappoint.

>>3798973
Look at it this way: Would you rather stick your dick into a delicious girl or the port exhaust port of a thermobaric antimatter accelerator?

Is that geometry wars?

>>3798968
Not really, to put it in terms you might understand, she's evolving from Patchouli to Ayayayayaya. A lot more... flaunty. But she still plays the vidyas with her Onii-chan, so it's all coo.

>>3798939
Sorry, that's outside the scope of this conversation, it would fall into the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

Actually, she's not really being corrupted at all, she's just adjusting to the real world. Y'know, the one where girls are sex objects, everyone swears, drugs'n'shit are common and available if you know where to look, and THOSE. GODDAMN. SCENE KIDS. ARE EVERYWHERE.

e.g. highschool

>>3798929
Yeah? Well you remind me of gay.
Just kidding, I love you.

>>3798903
Sorry bud, she hasn't reached the point where she finds the need to date. (I think... I mean, lately she's become rather... corrupt. But that's something else entirely.)