/jp/ - Otaku Culture

YABE, SUIKA IS MY WAIFU~!!

I AM GOING TO DIE HAPPILY [SPOILER]OF A RUPTURED ANUS[/SPOILER]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PETFXvIX6Kw
other parts are there as well

>Yes, 2,937 times
Also, uhh, I acknowledged my status already. It's in my name.

>>5768329
The term is HOOAH

>>5735979
Holy shit, what is this from? What is even going on in this picture?

Where did the "every thread must be replied to" ideology start? Is there any way to possibly defeat such a strong, ongoing mantra?

>>5671181
I figured it out and I'm just here for the summer, how does it feel, being surpassed by a normalfriend?

>>5669203

Hey, you shouldn't do that, chocolate is toxic to dogs! If a dog ingests too much chocolate, it can go into epileptic seizures and die. It can also cause copious amounts of vomiting or diarrhea.

Further, the fact that the rest of this story completely disregards this fact is kind of disappointing.

>>5658935
As far as reasons for namefagging go, using a name helps me find posts I've made, but I only do it on occasion (or when I forget to delete it from the namefield). I started originally because of this thread: http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5233267 wherein some guy suggested using deliriants. A few other people replied to it, some in opposition, some irritating those in opposition, and so on, only a few replies were actually 5233379.

When re-reading it, even now, it took me a few minutes beyond the first reading to pick myself out. I'll permanently revert to anonymous eventually regardless, though; summer isn't endless, after all. This isn't really relevant, of course, hence the sage.

>>5658621
Dude, don't take it so seriously. It's the internet; you're not a big deal. People are just teasing you, I doubt anyone genuinely cares that much.

>>5650630
Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his MOTHER

>>5650216
How about a girl who's got a brain, who always speaks her mind?

Just wait until the summer is over, it'll be back to normal (lol) before you know it~

Does Breath of Fire 2 have any? I guess Nina is, to some extent, and Bow, but they both have attack magic and well, the bow weapon, respectively. I haven't played it for a while, honestly.

And here I thought chicks crossing their eyes while aroused was generally a turnoff. I have much to learn.

>>5556429
I would squirm in an attempt to escape, only to be pinned down by her slightest exertion -- her index finger like a stake through my spine, affixing me in place. She would continue to go faster... and faster, head cocked and eyes glossy, ripping at my formerly tender insides. Eventually, she tires, and retracts. I quiver as I feel blood spill out from my anus, my penis throbbing from all of the stimulation. She would laugh, clearly, this was a mere game to her. But for me, it would be the ultimate ecstasy, conquered by the sole object of my desire.

I'd let her manipulate my destiny, if you know what I mean.

Oh god, I love Suika. I'd call her my waifu, but I am not worthy of such a graceful, lithe creature.

It takes every fibre of my being to not envision myself tearing her already tattered clothes to shreds. It takes all I can muster to not then, subsequently, envision myself feasting upon her savoury girlhood, and godlike restraint to keep from imagining my rock hard dick thrusting between her spread legs, wherein I explode with unfeasible pleasure.

I love her cute, silky ribbons, the way they so perfectly enclose around her pert, golden locks. I long to have her undone ribbons slide along my skin, I need to feel her hair brush against the nape of my neck. When I look at her drunken flush, it's as if I can feel the heat coming off her face, onto mine. It's almost the same as the burning desire I feel whenever I think of her. And her horns... oh, god, her lovely, supple horns. I can't contain myself. I want to run my tongue up and down those warped ridges, preparing them for their fantastic voyage.

Rather than me taking her innocence, Suika, with her demonic prowess, would instead take mine. My cushioned cheeks would part like the dead sea, as she pressed forth -- the first explorer of an unknown territory. I would feel a sting as the tip of her horn passed through my soft, unexplored anus, only to retract. Perplexedly, I would look back at my strong, childish lover, as she brandished her gourd, letting the contents spill cool against my now quivering flesh. She would casually toss it aside as she suddenly thrust into me, my anus now full of smooth, Suika antler.

Oh whoops, also, Earth Dragon.

I like both, really. Depends on which one happens to be cuter. Dislike curly haired and shorthaired dogs, they're unpleasant to touch. Cats are usually nicer looking.

O negative.

Taurus.

Why else would /jp/ have waifus instead of girlfriends? You're silly, OP.

>>5546098
Holy shit, fucking amazing. Today, you are my hero. Way to go, Anonymous!

>>5529046
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle 10~

I still love this soundtrack, oh god

Miller Ball Breakers is pretty great, perhaps even THE BEST THE BEST THE B-B-BEST

I've maxed out my oblivious stat, and am working on building up my ineptitude abilities. Also, I have weak psychic abilities that manifest in dreams.

I type in DVORAK and have my taskbar at the top to make my computer unpleasant and disorienting to use. I need to get down on Linux or some shit just to ensure that my computer is entirely inhospitable to anyone but me. I don't use a password, though, I feel that if they're apt enough to navigate to my things then all right is theirs. My folders are sometimes pass protected, come to think of it, so I guess I do use a password, just not in the same place as others.

I -still- get pissed when people ask me to lend my computer to them, though.