/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13632846
Terribly sorry sir. You are mistaken.

>>13600752
I stopped doing this pretty much for the same reasons you did, but if you're looking to update requests there were a few pooled on another link somewhere which I can direct you to.

Welcome back though. I guess you're out of college?

>>13168234
Fucking daylight saving time, god damnit
want something done? Need something to do? check here! http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

>>13153903
>>13153601

Hi, I’m TheGreens, and recap anon is STILL not here, he was kidnapped by the futa sith and is secretly plotting his escape, using a shovel made out of frozen cum

Mute cat is the predator
Also, Nyanon finishes Yetinburg
Writefag-kun is like the new gauf
Not until he gets NTR’d though
How would you protect your purity? I’d buy something like a chastity belt, except it covers the entire body and comes with armor plate holders
Bully the centipede
>what if cock is mg
>what
Frankenstein’s elf
I guess americans are mantagos...?
Is it just me or do the personalities of the Monmusu girls change from time to time?
.less draws chameleon-chan.
It’s like MMA, but with waifus
My name is anon, and I like long, slimy tongue pussies
Somebody writes a story about an anon getting PTSD over cat siths
It’s just one monster, we can stop acting like the furries are going to come and infect us now
Well not before .less makes a few jokes
Oh wait it got more backstory. Nevermind, it’s totally going to do that
Nazi cat is doctor
We should send the writefags to a psychologist
I am not confident with any of the katawa mg girls
Is the MG maids guy getting paid for this shit? he does like 3 profiles a day
What flavor of dragon is best?
We discuss the complex nature of how succubi suck cocks
Paladin-kud did it for her
How tall is too tall? Anything over 7 feet
jabberwocks, In desirable and undesirable positions
Dragonfly girls ends
Am I a bad person if I don’t want to cuddle with a wet fluffy MG because they smell bad
Sumo MGs
We finally get our domesticated hellhound, Thanks charon
Apophis wins the desert girl hunger games
>I am stranded in the desert, and found by an amazon. My only other option is to be an alp
FUCK.
wurm lost her everything in ‘nam
You can’t escape the frontpussy. It consumes all
My daughterus are the fallen god, a pseudo-mantago mushroom and the demons of chaos
I suppose suicide is an option
Brown kumiho
MG butler central

>>13153951
You know I'm recapping the thread right now right? The reason I have been out for the last few days is because A. The threads are moving very fast and B. I've got other shit to do. Like the last recap guy.
Gotta love the 4chan mentality of wanting something to be true and jumping to conclusions because of it.

>>13153601
Ooo hoo hoo...
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before nirvana, there was U2, and blondie, and recapanon was still on /MGG/

Request write/Drawfaggotry here: http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

>>13136639
>>13136640

It's a joke. They don't actually have cocks, but when I looked at them the first time, I did think "Holy shit, that's not a girl, that's a 5 year old boy with fur glued to him"
A questionable design, unless the whole entry is a joke.

>>13136612
That one fucking MGE update. I mean shit, I don't even know what to say about it
>>13136617
Thank you. If this is better I'll keep doing it this way.
>>13136618
He's a writefag, wrote a story about hair. Here's your link
http://pastebin.com/gypaLxBt

>>13136302
>>13134097

Hi I’m TheGreens and recapanon is still not here, he's currently being raped senseless by kancolle fans after discovering the “Musashi” with his private yacht

we talked about..
MG daughteru sports teams
MG bullies
Polt being olev
Glacies hymens
how being immortal is chet
Amature MG porn
driving inna woods, eating corn from a can
legos
being invaded by furries and tumblr
because they’ve got so much to get here
like eminem, but with catgirls and rape
the stronkest of all the waifus
how bad we are at getting dates
Illias loves me
And eugenics
Not being able to think for ourselves


people drew..
A lilim trying and failing to be smug and cool
Nothing because drawing is hard

we fought about..
Me being a cuck
MG children
Horsepussy
MORE HORSEPUSSY

People wrote...
A slightly stupid story about a dom kiki
Pantyquest updates
A unicorn scams the hitman system
MG MEIDO KESTA
MG speed greentext
Thanks for taking care of my figures, jabberwock
Articfoxgirls
Do it yourself kobold harem kit
Seaform get himself a snake
Glorious dragon puns
>An undine is coming for me
Dude she’s just water the only thing I need is salt
Spaceworms!
Murchez updates
Junko’s house
Batman’s panties


AND THEN THE REST OF THE THREAD WAS CAT DICKS
NO I’M NOT FUCKING JOKING

SHOTA FURRY COCKS ARE NOW CANON

>>13136344
>>13136348

....
Well the foolz page is loading, I'll get back to you when I discover whatever horrors are in for me

>>13136324
No I don't. I'm going through everything, as per usual. Unless the entirety of the thread was talking about how much people like cat dicks, I'm still writing about it

>>13136310
Why's that?

>>13134097
Have something you want done by a write or drawfag? this is the time to ask. http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

Let's keep tying to summon recapanon, yes?

>>13127746
>Stop using shit like new people as a scapegoat to just stir the fucking pot.
But I'm not. It's more than just "lelnewfags." For some reason people like to see me or someone else make fun of stuff that happened. That's why I do.
The "lelnewfags" is a side thing, it's there allright but what you seem to have missed is that it took you three threads. I would hope it would only take one with recaps or a 101. Interpret it how you will, it's just how I do.
>>13127751
>his optimistic posts devoid of stupid shit brought the threads together, quite literally.
What you fail to remember is that the line that got us all mad composed of around seven words. Seven words, out of 2000 characters. The rest of the time I mentioned good stuff. I also mentioned other fights but again, It's not a majority of the time.

And people yell at me for copying recapanon, then they yell at me for not copying him. Not a week ago a group of people were telling me to piss off because I was copying him to closely.

People are throwing hissy fits because of what I do. I find it ironic that me not trying to enable shitposters in term enabled a very long shitpost that I unfortunately participated in. If you don't like how I do, that's fine, but this discussion deserves no more of anyone's time.

>>13127717
>Do you really think it's worth it remembering all this shitflinging? Something that can happen easily, especially in a place like this, everyday? Seriously.
Yep. If a person were to go to every recap ever written ever, they would notice that
A. We hate lots of stuff
B. Even if someone likes stuff we like, we'll fight about it
I see how you're saying it's like beating a dead horse- but it's just what we do.
>>13127720
when did I ever say I spoke for the entire thread?

>>13127678
I remember writing
>Dude I'm just explaining my actions, take it for what you will.
That applies to whoever you are. Same or different.
>>13127685
>Then let's do what we can to make it as close to one as possible.
Nobody wants to do that. People still want anonymoose to come and write his story, people still want .less to come and draw them pictures, people want more of the same. The very idea of a fresh start is contradictory to the very things we build these threads off of- a set of lore. MGE is the same it's always been

>Let's just use the Recaps to remember the good things, like RecapAnon wanted.
Recap anon barely applies here. It's true that I'm doing this because when he did it I liked it, but he's not my father. I do my things, he does his. He's not going to reward me for being like him. Neither will anyone here who's just another anon. I've been called a Chinese knockoff so many times I've lost count, and the idea of confirming said accusations by trying to be someone I'm not strikes me as silly.

>>13127525
We were given a choice between a down to earth dhampir or a haughty vampire with lods of emone.
>>13127643
>New thread should mean fresh start.
But it's NEVER a fresh start. The same people come to every thread with their same opinions. Did people like anubises last week? Well they sure as shit will this week because the same people are here. I like to use recaps as an introduction of sorts to new people. They come in, they see what happened last time, and using that information they'll be able to predict what's going to happen this time. Perhaps a "MG slang 101" Thread sticky would be better, but until now, it's just what I do.
>>13127645
which is totally worse than your "little rant." Dude I'm just explaining my actions, take it for what you will.

>>13127462
>>13127482
Did I not explain that in the very post which you replied to?
>>13127485
I understand the appeal of deleting the shit, but I do see our constant arguments as a very important part of what we are. If a dude came to these threads and talked about how much he loved futa Cheshires, he'd be crucified. Not because they're not MGs, they clearly are, but because past arguments have repeatedly displayed that ANYTHING futa or controversial just isn't welcome here. There is logic behind deleting the bad, but I just feel it pales in comparison the logic of putting it in. It's an opinion thing in a way.
>>13127492
You didn't actually understand what I said. So I'm just gonna move along.

>>13127423
So the best way to do something right is to do it in an incomplete form?

You know, if you want to try yourself, go right ahead, heavens knows I've got better things to do than spending an hour summarizing a 4chan thread.
>>13127429
>People want to remember good things, not bad things
Just like how you don't remember that one super awkward moment in middle school.
But you do regardless, because it is an important part of who you are.
>>13127434
>new bits of threadcanon to call them to the attention of anyone who might have missed them
See, as I see it, the shitstorms are part of threadcanon. There's no rule saying we're not allowed to post MG NTR in these threads, but if you do you'll be hated. It's not a rule, but it might as well be.

>>13127386
>Recaping the thread
>WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO RECAP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO.... uh....
What in sam hell is the point of a recap if you don't recap events? A sports team does not only recap games that they have won, or points that they themselves have scored
Ignoring arguments would make a recap pointless

>>13126681
>>13126830

Hi I’m TheGreens and recap anon is still not here, he tried purchasing a guard dog and wound up with a hellhound

Glass of moose
Ben Garrison>a significant portion of the world’s population
Remove racoon jew
MGE translations
Pantyquest looses his head
Which mistress will I be sold to?
A box.
All the colors of the dragon
Cuddlecore returns
Anon gets off to the “Thick and healthy” women in walmart
It’s like spy vs spy but with a NEET and a shota, and you replace the guns with rape
I pick dhampir.
Writefag-kun returns
They’re like pet names, but fucking unbearable
I’m afraid I have no reason in being a MG’s lab rat
Introducing the newest transformer product: Polt the subaru outback. Boobs and ADHD: they’re what makes a subaru a subaru
>Not making an adventuring party with 11 yandere lizardgirls what kind of cuck are you
GREYGUARD
Senor Escriton-Maricon delivers unto us a story of obesity, drug use and high school
we fight about tits
alp is love, alp is life
BLAME CANADA
Anon faps to be a lichified Josef Mengele
In MGEland, the only thing you can trust is your gun.
Except winchester-chan, that bitch is crazy
Anon replaces his dick with a dog’s dick
Lanternon’s story is slightly reminiscent of fallout
Alps and futa
Anon couldn’t watch Tamers when his mom was in the room, cos renamon made his dick feel funny
Who gave me these jackboots? They’re fabulous!
Anon’s buttocks do their best krakatoa impression when he hears another anon likes minecraft
bully moar cyclops
Nyanon has lots of cheese
PRW is an alien
ALPanon is homeless
If your mother is in good health, she stands a significant chance of surviving boob cancer. An active lifestyle can do wonders for medical health.
Having friends outside a website full of cucks also does wonders for your medical health

>>13126681
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Nobody you stupid cunt, who the fuck would want to live in a pineapple?
http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5 requests pastebin here, recap coming.

>>13122746
Odd, but it's in.

>>13119069
Actually, my dad took me to Oktoberfest in germany, and I decided to get as fucked up as possible. I used google translate to order drinks, got totally smashed, and the last thing I remember before blacking out was drinking some sort of vodka out of an offensively german man's concave chest. I woke up on a park bench with no shirt, a dog and a nazi flag. I have no idea where the flag came from.