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this thread just jumped the wireshark

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>>7459828
have you had your wireshank fixed yet, noball cainonymous?

>>7459787
so how come the only hottiemunculus slut lust doesn't make it to the final showdown, and is in fact killed off first?
and the rest of the ouruboros were guys?
and sloth took an alchemical strongarm fisting from prettyboy armstrong, who got the living snot beat out of him, as well as ranked pulled on him, by his sister? note that the beauty stars only sparkled about the major, and not his sister the hellahotassed ice queen northern wall of briggs just because she wasn't a bitchdog of the military like alex? how come she never ripped off her top and flexed alongside him?

some drawfags just don't know when to draw the line

>>7459748
you mean it wasn't the signature of aleister crowley, freemanhole about town?

but just look at the capital A...two balls and the great beast's sugarcane

john dee was cozy with elizabeth the first...a distant second to the great beast's scarlet whorum/harem

>>7459702
it is license to kill manicheanism
the first brit spymaster to be designated 007 was john dee, old top sot
want to hear an enoch-enoch joke?
here goes anyways

enoch-enoch
who's there?
the angel uriel
the angel uriel who?
the angel urielnated all over your shoes

>>7459675
are you calling the mighty popish mitre a silly hat?
i thought it was an homage to monster babylonian typhoniac fish god cthulhuannes, that saint peter reeled out and gave to j. c. for those 5000 loaves and fishes

and calling ceiling cat an invisible sky faggot?
one of the most sacred memes of 4 chan?
the 4chan horseymen of the /jp/ocalypse are going to making an unsocial call on you, basement black ren

>>7459590
it's about time, it's about space, it's about the future of the manga drawfag race...

no, it's about freemazomby armies of darkness

<<<<this is where they have albert zompike locked up in the basement crypt until its time, for your information

where'd you get that avatar, by the way

>>7459556
white stimpy, since you mentioned jesus christ, what about at the catholic mass, when the priests perform transubstantiation, and the body and blood of j. c. is turned into a cookie and grape drink snack? isn't that alchemy at its finest?

and if you don't thank that is alchemical transmootation, then i suggest we put it to mootiekins for finalizing the decision

because we don't want to go bother the vatican, now, do we?

or one of us will be carrying home all their teeth, which will have been somehow transported into their pockets...and i don't think that it will be me, unbeliever anathema heretical white chihuahua

>>7459525
The famous Ouroboros drawing from the early alchemical text The Chrysopoeia of Cleopatra dating to 2nd century Alexandria encloses the words hen to pan, "one is the all". Its black and white halves represent the Gnostic duality of existence.
The Chrysopoeia Ouroboros of Cleopatra is one of the oldest images of the Ouroboros to be linked with the legendary opus of the Alchemists, the Philosopher’s Stone.

king bradley wants you to get all philosopher's stoned at central's lab five

>>7459516
alchemy is fake? tell that to the federal reserve what changed all our gold and silver currency to worthless fiat fedres dead presidential gangreene notes that aren't worth the glorified toilet paper that they are printed on

and you definitely are an ouroboreass, white stimpy, because newton wasn't just fruit and cake for brains, he invented calculus and the theory of gravity

so give it up, motherfigger

>>7459467
it is von hoheheim, not von hellhenheim

are you trying to be an ouroboreass or something?

>>7459446
isaac newton, bona fide genius and progenitor of modern physics, wrote way more on alchemy than he wrote on so-called "pure" science, according to the book "isaac newton the last sorcerer"

sorry, white stimpy

>>7459400
while full metal alchemist was impressive what with it being a full metal jacket ripoff of the black magickal templareich during ww2, they could have at least given the good doctor paracelsus his props...they spelled it van hohenheim instead of von hohenheim

and he was a big, rosy-cheeked redhead, not a pipsqueak blonde

and alchemy is worked with metals like quicksilver, not with metal automail

>>7459324
101 damnations, you beat me to it...are you prescient or something?

i was going to give a big hint in that the prince gets turned into a lop-horned galoot of a moloch, but forgot that now

in this cell from the belle-y of the beauty beast, the prince, with a christian cross on top of his french crown, is kneeling before an enchantress with pentagrams on her dianic crescent moon scalloped tiara, next to a crescent moon

what is uncle walt trying to say here? a magickal rosy-crotchrot to any of you rosy-crotchrottenses that can dish it first

not to get back to the original topic, but didn't today's fapanese touhoulloween mangateers steal from 33rd degree freekmasuncle walt disney to some degree?

d'isgney is the original french family name, walt was president of the european society for fairy belief at one point, and those seven dwarves, they were lifted from the norse seven gods of the underworld...hitler gave it two iron thumbs up for a review, i read somewheres

and, if anybody fed the kiddies the black magick first, it was walt...fantasia's chernobog as the king of the dance on walpurgisnacht, snow white's three fairy godmothers versus maleficent (now an imagineered dragon animatronic), the belle-y of the beast beauty, etc etc etc

>>7459202
you forgot that crowley was disgusted with both of them for trying to preempt his having a moonchild with his daily choice for scarlet woman

and that elron was an officer in the oss..the other schutz schtaffel

>>7459156
downtown with the brown book club?

do they take initiation up the poopchute like the skull and bone neophytes? does the brown ever come off of their clubs? is there golf since there are clubs? don't forget to replace those shite divots or there will be fines

>>7459088
don't you mean xenu?

did you get lost from /b/? how are you going to phone pizzas home to the extraterrestrialawyers at freemascientology if you are here on /jp/?

>>7459008
that explains why the yale fratpack's skull and bones tomb's initiatiatory room is numbered 322

wow, thanks...i need to do lots more skull n boning up on freekmasonry...good call there

now, could you explain why the yale skull and bones' skull and bones is the exact same skull and bones as the nazi ss totenkopf (death's head) skull and bones? the ones that guarded the i g farben chemical experimentation kamps that dr. mengele was on stat call at?

anything you could proffer would be much appreciated in explaining this skullbuster so that us boneheads can better understand

>>7459059
apollogy accepted, freekmason

get it..."apollo"gy...for the greek god apollyon? one of the beast's pet names in the revelation of saint john the divine? the one you freekmasons named the apollo moonshot shitehoax missions after? could you apollogize for sacred shitbeetling of with 30 billion fedres dollars while you are dealing with my weakass?

>>7459006
what does XD mean?

lucifer crosseyed from lulzing at us mundanes so hard?

>>7459014
uh, to you freekmasons, maybe

did you remember to sacrifice your live baby this year?

make sure the baal's belly is stoked up with fuel first
otherwise you will have a misfire

>>7458976
that would be crowley baalshit, rather

or crowley molochshit, if you prefer