/lit/ - Literature

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>1805768
Ahahahaha thas me, aight.

>>1805636
I'm trying to get two girls through the MCAT. They're writing at the 8th grade level, if that.

UBC will pass science majors through without requiring that they develop any writing skills at all.

>>1805652
Honestly, I think that's just mostly me.

Protip: I am 3/4 of the posts on /lit/ these days.

>>1805629
Word. I dig it. Despite my annoyance, I still watch his stuff. He's a performer first, thinker second.

>The sword is analogous to the phallus
>You like the cock
>Tee hee

>>1805620
AYO WHATS THAT U SAY BOUT HIP HOP NIGGA

STEP BACK STEP BACK Y"ALL DONT KNOW THEM LIKE THAT

>>1805610
That's the thing. I propose that Zizek is performing that archetype for us.

Infinite Jest

>>1805573
I think Zizek is definitely exaggerating it for the sake of personality.

>>1805562
I don't mind Zizek at all. He doesn't take himself too seriously, although I get a little annoyed by his over the top mannerisms when he talks. He's like DFW. Brilliant, but consciously hamming up their Aspergers because that's what brilliant people do, right?

How many words you got to write on this, OP?

>>1805545
No, I was talking about your correction of that other nigga's obviously stylistic choice to disregard capitalization. Break free of the fascist grammatical system

>>1805542
nigga, you fo reals?

>>1805510
OK, check out A Clockwork Orange. I think that's the logical step up, yo.

Ayo I don't know what the fuck gibberish you be talking about over there with your original 31 plots, as there ain't no such thing as original. Subjectivity motherfucker.

But go ahead and read my boy, Joseph "Ace in the Hole" Campbell for some interesting thoughts into The Hero's Journey.

>>1805498
>Cafe Crepe
>American Apparel
>Victoria
>seasonal depression

Oh shit nigga what are you doing.

Do I really need to be tour guide to a Vancouverite who doesn't know how to get shit done in his own city? How old are you that you still go to Cafe Crepe and American Apparel?

Are you aware of how many swinging joints there are in this city? And you hang out at Cafe Crepe? And want to relocate to Victoria?

This nigga actually serious ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

>>1805492
Shit nigga y'all done seen right truuu me, nah mean. Is like I be a mirror to my homies and my bitches, but to y'all, I'm just a raggedy ass sheet of Saran wrap, flapping in the breeze of the bolt-on air-con.

For reals this time, I'ma drop my sarcasm. I appreciate this shit, for real dawg. Thanks for sticking through it with me and breaking my walls down.

Ayo, a good rule of thumb is that if you like one book by an author, you should work through the rest of his works. Palahniuk is a prime example. All of his books are reminiscent of one another in theme and style.

>>1805462
Harold Bloom? Hooooooo boy you should hear what Harold Bloom has to say about that guy:

"Okay, I'ma turn over a new leaf up in this bitch. You convinced me, dawg. No more sinisism, no more bein lazy and shit, no more complainin. Grace and enthusiasm, here I come, yo."

>>1805463
OH SHIT WHAT MCDONALDS? I love that shit, nigga. What yo favourite? Chicken nuggets and fries. You get some honey mustard and some ketchup and you swirl that shit together. Mmm mmm good.

Okay, I'ma turn over a new leaf up in this bitch. You convinced me, dawg. No more sinisism, no more bein lazy and shit, no more complainin. Grace and enthusiasm, here I come, yo.

>>1805465
That's true about the cheapness and privacy of home. I also like to talk to bitches after I've finished 50 pages and a beer, though, you know?

You really should own an umbrella. Don't be one of those Vancouverites who sneers at adequate rain protection. It improves the experience of walking around dramatically. I suggest you head on over to umbrella stores on Broadway or at Granville and pick up one.

Them bitches be lying, yo. Commercialization of tragedy. Read up on it, bitch.

Also, get laid.

>>1805441
Yo, that shit be real. You know what I mean? It be like striking me right through the center of my chest. It's like you speaking Biblical truths and my moms done read me the Bible. I never felt like this befo', yo.

What I do to get this fulfillment? This life out here on the streets. It's hard dawg. I can't keep it up forever. Young bloods be eyeing me.