/lit/ - Literature

>>1654676
>More people are writing, so there are probably more good books

AND MORE BAD BOOKS.

QUANTITY EQUALSNOT QUALITY.

ARE YOU A TWEEN?

YES.

>>1654311


>sports poetry
>i don't even know what that is.

POETRY ABOUT SPORTS, PROBABLY?

HOW MENTALLY HANDICAPPED ARE YOU?

>>1652538
>>1652535
>>1652540

WHY ARE YOU MAD?

>>1652526

THAT IS UNACCURATE. I WROTE IN CAPS EVEN BEFORE I KNEW "CAPSGUY" EXISTED AND OUR POSTINGSTYLES ARE NOTHING ALIKE. (HURR TYPES IN CAPS, THEREFORE LEECHES ON "CAPSGUY'S" SUPPOSED INFLUNCE).

>>1652523

AHA, SOMEBODY HERE ACCUSED ME OF COPYING SYLVIA PLATH TELLING HOW MUCH "SHE SUCKS" AND HOW "SLOPPY" HER VERSES ARE, WHEN I HAD NOT READ ANY OF HER POEMS AT THE TIME SO I BECAME INTERESTED.

SEVEN POINT FIVE OUT OF TEN IN MY SCALE.

YOU WILL POST IN THIS THREAD.

SOME DAYS AGO SOMEBODY INDIRECTLY RECOMMENDED ME THE POETRY OF SYLVIA PLATH SO A READ SOME OF HER POEMS AND I FOUND THEM KIND OF ORDINARY BUT ON OCASSIONS I FIND SOME VERSES OR STANZAS THAT I REALLY LIKE BUT I JUST DO NOT FEEL IDENTIFIED ENOUGH TO FEEL THEM.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER AND HER WORKS?

>>1652414

OBVIOUSLY. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL START ASSIMILATING UNCONSCIOUSLY WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW; WHAT IS CONSISTENT AND WHAT IS NOT, HOW TO BUILD THE POEM AND THE LINES AND YOU WILL GET MORE DEXTEROUS AT SETTING IMAGERY ACCURATELY AND CONSISTENTLY AND MANAGING ABSTARCT CONCEPTS ETCETERA ETCETERA. AND ALSO PRACTICE A LOT.

>Dante Alighieri's Dante's Inferno.

>>1652345

>iPod touch
>eBooks

>iPhone
>eBooks

>FAVORITE AUTHORS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

*JAMES JOYCE.
*RAY BRADBURY.
*VIRGINIA WOOLF.
*DAVID FOSTER WALLACE.
*JEROME DAVID SALINGER.

I TAKE BACK WHAT I STATED EARLIER.

CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI IS THE WORST LIVING AUTHOR ALIVE.

HER LIPS SPEAKING THE GLEAMING NIGHTMARE OF IXZHTAR. GLAZING POUTY SMACK. WHERE DID SHE COME FROM? FIVE FEET STAR SUBTLETY HOVERS THROUGH THE SILENCE, SURROUNDED BY THE HAZY MIST OF VIOLET NOISE. JULIETTE, SHE IS A CRAB DISCHARGING SWEET SPECKLES OF MOONSHINE LIKE WHIRLING WAVES EXPANDING IN DISTURBANCE MAKING ME TO SHIVER AND TENDERLY ADORE HER.

HER GAZE, COLD METALLIC CHROME CENTRE; SCINTILLATING MESSAGE OF A MOONCHILD THAT ALLURES AND TRASPASSES BEYOND ME LIKE THE SHARP DAWNING STAR AMIDST SILENT ISOLATION DRIPPING OVER THE LANDSCAPE OF A DEAD FACE.

>>1627144

APPARENTLY THE DEPTH OF MY COMMENT IS TOO UNFATHOMABLE FOR YOUR SHORTWAVELENGHTED MIND.

>>1629644

WRITES THE NOBODY GENERIC Anonymous.

>>1629626

FAGGET DEAL WITH IT ARE YOU BUTTUPSET? ANALLY BURNED? HAHA YOUR FAGGOTRY LEAKS ALL OUT OF YOUR BUTTHURTNESS BURNING WITH JELLY YOUR ASS IS GELATINOUS AND MAD COPE WITH THE SITUATION TWEEN FAGGATRON LOL YOU ARE ÜBERMADDENED BURNING ANUS CONTROL YOUR FRUSTRATION.

/lit/, SINCE I AM BORED (BOREDOM IS NOT ROMANTIC; ROMANTIC LITERATURE IS BORING) AND HAVE NO FRIENDS TO CRITIQUE ON MY WRITINGSTUFF, WOULD YOU CRITIQUE ON MY STYLE FOR IMPROVEMENT?

DEPENDING ON THE ANSWERS, I WILL POST AN EXTRACT OF SOMETHING FOR ANALYSIS.

SO?

>STEPHENIE MEYER.

WORST LIVING AUTHOR ALIVE.

>>1629550

THE POINT WAS THAT EACH OF WHOEVER DECIDED TO POST, POSTED THE "WORST LIVING AUTHOR ALIVE" ACCORDING TO THEMSELVES, OBVIOUSLY; BUT APPARENTLY IT WENT OVER YOUR HEADS. 2DEEP4U.

>>1629460

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? LOL I DO NOT POST HERE THAT OFTEN; BESIDES I MADE THESE THREADS OUT OF SHEER BOREDOMPURGE BECAUSE PIC RELATED.

>We've hit a critical point of our language, it cannot serve the function it was designed for.

I HAVE DETECTED THAT TOO.

BEST NOTALIVE DEAD AUTHOR.