/lit/ - Literature

>>1024479
Would you like some torture/murder with your child/gang rape?

Yeah, that's quality fiction all right.

>>1024407
A Nigerian alchemist hard at work, transmuting a WASP into a slut.

>>1024356
I'm glad /lit/ liked it. I wasn't sure if you guys liked ebooks or not. But /x/ sure dug it, and I figured I ought to share.

....or at least that's what it looks like at first glance. I've been browsing through them since last night, and some are the usual hipster garbage.... but there's a good many period-correct books in there too. I intend to peruse them to glean material for my crazy alchemist/plague doctor persona, if nothing else. Enjoy.

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4365162/Alchemy

>>1020201
>....according to this thing, anyway.

Why are people who can't fucking read allowed on /lit/?

>>1020190
Duh. It's still fun, though.

>>1020196
Try putting in a few paragraphs from Das Kapital. That gets HP Lovecraft too.

BTW.... is it just me, or are the fucking capchas getting more and more strange, nonsensical, and illegible by the day?

>>1020180
Wow. Try decaf once in awhile.

>>1020076
LOL.

Whoops. I fup duck. Try this:

http://iwl.me/

It's a sort of surreal weird thing by Kurt Vonnegut, partly based on his own experiences as a POW in World War 2. It's supposed to be a classic. I wrote it off as hipster garbage in high school, though there's one paragraph I'll always recall fondly:

'Battlefields were an environment that Earthlings created when they didn't want other Earthlings to inhabit the Earth any longer.'

Yes. Yes they are. LOL.

....according to this thing, anyway. I would have preferred to be told I write like Doctor Gonzo, but... well....

http://iwl.me/b/72dfe974

Take a short snippet of your own writing, drop it into the text box, click on the Analyze button, and see who *you* write like. Fun pointlessness for the whole family.

The Book Of Going Forth By Day. I think they invoke every goddam Egyptian deity you've ever heard of in it, and a bunch you haven't.

Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Faggot.

>>960129
Go fuck yourself. This is an awesome little board.

>>960094
So go get it tomorrow before some other bastard does.

He *still* blows my mind.

Treasure Island has gotta be one. Tell him to shut his eyes and pick any other.

>>955556
A mostly American medieval reenactment group.

http://www.sca.org/

Um... yes?

Yes, have some:

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4864744/House.of.Leaves.Remastered.Full.Color.Edition.Ebook-mariush

Hey baby.

You know HoL is majorly popular over at /x/, too.

>>955481
LOL. Thanks for your many small nit-picky kindnesses. And yeah, I want to be cussing the plague out in the first person. Seems like the thing a plague doctor would do.

>>955404
That makes it even more awesome.

Thanks again. This is worth its weight in solid gold.

/saves everything

>>955397
>>955407
Yep. Gandalf be bad.

>>955387
Many thanks.

>>955381
.....?