/lit/ - Literature

>>17469376
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

>>15217594
this
jesus christ what a chimp out
never NEVER respond with more than three lines unless their your booty bro's

cringe and /r9k/ pilled

You are Wizard, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and
a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've
been looking for. You look around and see that it's a ruined city. The ruins
seem to be made entirely out of stone with no signs of life within them. There
is also a large hole in the ground leading into darkness
> Conjure a sick sound system that constantly recites the Illiad to the peasants

You conjure up a sick sounding music box that plays the ill fated poem to the
people. They all enjoy the song as much as you did when you were little.

"Goodbye my friends! I am leaving this world soon!"


> Interrogate the peasants about the meaning of the Illiad

You walk over to the peasant who has been singing to the tune of the song. He
looks at you and smiles. "I don't know what you're talking about".

"Well then tell me what the poem means".

He doesn't say anything and just walks away
> Smite him with bronze lightning and inspire fear in the other peasants

You swing your staff and strike the peasant with a bolt of lightning. The bolt
of lightning strikes the peasant in his chest causing him to fall backwards.
The other peasants look on in shock and fear. You smile and walk away.
The peasants start running for their homes
> Conjure speakers in everybodies home playing the Illiad

You conjure up speakers in everybodies home that play the ill fated poem to everyone.
Everyone is filled with terror and panic. The peasants run out of their houses
and into the streets. The peasants are terrified and frightened.
> Stop one of the peasants and ask him if Helene of Troy is truely the most beautiful of all women

You stop one of the peasants and ask him if Helene of Troy is truly the most
beautiful of all women. He says yes. You smile and walk away.
> Slaughter all peasants like Ajax slaughtered sheep but save the wise peasant

You slay all the peasants like Ajax slaughtered sheep but save the wise peasant.
He thanks you and runs off.

>>11049187
You should see some of the /biz/ wojacks. Truly a new organic art form. Pic related abstract suffering.