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I was discussing Schopenhauer's pessimism with a fellow beta when this Chad just barges into the conversation asking what we're talking about. His response upon hearing the subject matter:

>Copenhauer, huh? That's what no pussy does to a mf fr fr.

He then laughed and returned to the many women who were fawning over him.

How on earth do you respond?

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Rationally I know that it's a waste of time, but I still keep lusting after women and their attention and cooming in spite of myself. How do I shut out women and cooming and devote myself 100% to my pursuits?

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>>19801084

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>>19796778
>>19796542
Had to show my ID and Library Card and VaxPass to get into the Smoker's section top shelf access. They denied me access and asked to see my diploma. I gave them my diploma and they asked to see my transcripts. I gave them my transcripts and they just started pointing and laughing at me holding the purple chain rail seperating us while blowing smoke in my face. Librarian said I was a little bitch for taddling on them. No one even tells me what's in there.

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I just want to write like an early 20th century English translation of the Greeks

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>want to read
>go to public library
>people are talking
>go home
>people are talking

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>One of the worst threads ever. Congratulations

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>take wet explosion shit at girlfriend's place
>wipe ass
>make sounds like i'm still wiping my ass and washing my hands when what i'm really doing is cleaning all the poo splatter off the rim and underside of the seat of her toilet so she doesn't think i'm a dirty shit splattering caveman ape from the jungle
>strategically prolong fake hand washing sounds for as long as i can
>leave an extra 20% of max plausible hand washing time to actually wash my hands for real
>rush washing my hands fast but good since i just cleaned shit splatters
>walk out of bathroom
>act cool
>girlfriend smiles
>she suspects nothing
>reflect that it was hard work pretending not to be a shit splatter man, but it's worth it, for her
>21 seconds pass
>bowels realign
>realize i already have to take another massive emergency splatter shit and i only got rid of the first 30% last time i was in there

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>>19153091
You know what I meant!

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>>18620057
n-no u
thanks anon, I needed that. nice prose, btw

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>>18363232
I'm doing my part.

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>>18166223
>Modern S*ciologists
Do not lump me in with these lunatics.

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>>17696543
>Traps
Please tell me you’re joking

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>>17607701
Neeee ne smiješ ne pušiti Titov revizionizam

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>tfw you don't want to go to hell but there are too many religions to pick from.
Guide me please Lord

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>NOOOO STOP STOP STOP MESSING UP THE WELL CRAFTED CATALOG OF MY LITERATURE LARP BOARD. YOU KILLED MY 1 POST /ACC/ SHITPOST THREAD

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Books about seeing a girl at a caffe and having her trigger a panic attack with her sheer beauty?

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Why did you...
Why did you delete my thread you STUPID MORONIC NIGGER SUCKING TRANNY FAGGOT JANNY RETARD
REEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEE
I JUST WANTED A BOOK
I DID NOTHING AGAINST THE RULES REEEEEEE
FUCK YOU JANNY
REEEEEEEEE
HOPE YOU DIE YOU RUINED MY DAY REEEE

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>>15736331
>changing the last letter with a homophone and capitalizing it makes it a unique word

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An if we live, we live to tread on kings;
If die, brave death, when princes die with us

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>>14617784
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE MOM JOKES

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>>14337092
>>14337093
>>14337101

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>>14138733
>>14138739
delete this
I-I enjoy my solitude
I can do whatever I want

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>>14129742
>>14129764
I know it is guys, did you think I was memeing? I picked it at random, didn’t even read it when I sent it and now I’ve got to confess to my mom. This is so embarrassing, she’s probably already read it to my dad.

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