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Why are so many librarians mean, fat, and old ladies ?

At my local library there is a lady librarian, she is old and fat and mean to everyone, especially the kids. I remember when I was a kid, there was an old librarian who was also old, fat, and mean to the kids. Today I had to go to two branch libraries and both of them had two fat, old lady librarians yelling at the kids.

Is that like a requirement for libraries? You know, all your librarians must have a BA and at least one must be old and fat and mean to the kids.