/lit/ - Literature

>>14210060
It's more /lit/ than most things this board posts about

what would be an interesting phenomena in Calvin&Hobbes I could examine for a paper? I'm too retarded to come up with something by myself.

Breeder janitor deleted the last thread. So where do you stand /lit/?

So my friend is in rehab for heroin addiction and I'm supposed tor write him a letter while he's in there. I want it to be meaningful beyond the simple gesture, but I have no idea what to say that would help him recover. Also, I have a crush on the girl delivering the letters and wanted to impress her with it as well.

Has /lit/ ever done something like this?

wow /lit/ made me laugh

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>>3819671
Is OP even here? I'm leaving if no one gives a fuck about advising and only care about their opinions.

>>3765039
>I was much bigger than DJ and so I fought. I told myself not to stop hitting until DJ stopped moving. The unfortunate part about this is that DJ had a seizure in the middle of the fight so he never stopped moving, but was unconscious for the majority of it.

I was about to tell you... well rather your writing is shit, BUT this was the funniest fucking thing I've ever read right here.

Let me tell you though, in detail. The language by which you write seems obnoxiously limited to a high school- I'd even say a middle school level. I don't think you could describe anything efficiently or with any drive.

There is no motivation for your character outside of what he feels so I can't understand who the fuck he is (as in, he is just as informed as the writer ((you,)) and is treated special and given all the shrug offs). Group that with your poor skills in description and you've got yourself a Mary "the Self Insert" Sue form of characterization.

In short,
>why should I fucking care if your characters feelings were hurt, he becomes a super hero, and fucks up a guy?

There is no growth, no character, not context, absolutely and undeniably zero creativity or original content. OP I hope you choke, but overall keep writing if you like it. Eventually; hopefully, you'll stop sounding like a God damn retard.

slap you with my phallus until you agree that ethics exist but are necessarily aporetic

What literary journals/mags do you read /lit/?

>>3181350
No One?