/lit/ - Literature

Dutch be like
>speaks the language of servants
>swampnigger
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>sex consists of farting under a blanket and trapping your partner inside
>obsessed with Gouda cheese and tulips
>is an uncharismatic lanklet, copes by going MUH HEIGHT MUTHAFUCKA
>eternally resentful towards Spanish BVLLS, still spreads lies about them despite Ibizachads offering him drugs every summer
>invents capitalism and the first mega corporation, suffers the first market crash because of his own fault
>greatest joy in life is condescendingly talking at length about how environmentally-friendly his cities are to unassuming tourists
>second greatest joy in life is making headlines around Christmas every year in anglophone media (pic related)
>loves cuckoldry so much he turned his capital into Western Europe’s brothel so British, American and German businessmen could enjoy his women more easily
Belgians be like
>eats fries with mayo, yuck
>act like complete savages in the Congo, all to enrich some guy
>indirectly causes the Rwandan genocide by fueling ethnic hatred, all based on a lie (Belgians told the Rwandans that Tutsis wuz KANGZ from Egypt and therefore superior to the local Hutus, which was complete bullshit that nonetheless caused Africa’s most infamous genocide)
>when they lost the colonies they simply brought the savagery back home with them, ran Gladio operations all over the place, including its own citizens
>filled with criminals protected by the law such the Brabant killers and Marc Dutroux, covers up for the satanic pedophile elites that rule the western word
>Man Bites Dog wasn’t a documentary about a serial killer, it was a documentary about the average Belgian
>headquarters NATO, one of the most evil organizations in history
>is so antisocial that he divides the country along linguistic, religious and political lines all so he doesn’t have to interact with people that don’t agree with him
>is a second-rate France
Luxembourg be like
>irrelevant city LARPing as a country

Dutch be like
>speak the language of servants
>create capitalism and the world's first megacorporation yet still be so economically illiterate that you cause the first market crash in history
>got colonized by Spain, still resentful over it, spread misinfo about Spanish BVLLs that no credible historian believes
>complete meme of a colonial empire, most important colonies are spice central, a retirement community for Boomers and the tip of Africa where they dumped their most racist citizens
>autism and antisocial tendencies so strong you create parallel societies where Catholics, Protestants and liberals never have to interact
>sex consists in farting in a blanket and trapping your partner inside
>obsessed with gouda cheese to an unhealthy degree
>eats fries with mayo, yuck
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>greatest joy in life is to condescendingly brag to tourists about how environmentally friendly your cities are
>second greatest joy in life is to briefly make headlines every year around Christmas in Anglo media (see pic related)
>loves cuckoldry so much they turn their capital into Europe's brothel so German, French and English business can come and fuck their women
Such is life in the Low Countries

Dutch be like
>speak the language of servants
>invents capitalism but is economically illiterate enough to cause the first economic crash because of tulip fetish
>no mountains, gets invaded easily
>be so antisocial and autistic that instead of solving problems diplomatic between the Catholics, Protestants and liberals you just make parallel societies so you never have to interact
>obsessed with gouda cheese
>eats fries with mayo, disgusting
>sex consists in farting inside a blanket and trapping your partner inside
>greatest joy in life is condescendingly talking at length about how bicycle and environmentally-friendly your cities are to foreign tourists
>MUH HEIGHT MUTHAFUCKA (is an incredibly awkward and autistic lanklet, no muscle or charisma)
>capital is a second-rate Venice
>love cuckoldry so much he makes his capital the red light district of Europe so English, Frenchmen and Germans can come to fuck his women

Dutch be like
>speak the language of servants
>invents capitalism but is economically illiterate enough to cause the first economic crash because of tulip fetish
>no mountains, gets invaded easily
>be so antisocial and autistic that instead of solving problems diplomatic between the Catholics, Protestants and liberals you just make parallel societies so you never have to interact
>obsessed with gouda cheese
>eats fries with mayo, disgusting
>sex consists in farting inside a blanket and trapping your partner inside
>greatest joy in life is condescendingly talking at length about how bicycle and environmentally-friendly your cities are to foreign tourists
>MUH HEIGHT MUTHAFUCKA (is an incredibly awkward and autistic lanklet, no muscle or charisma)
>capital is a second-rate Venice
>love cuckoldry so much he makes his capital the red light district of Europe so English, Frenchmen and Germans can come to fuck his women