/lit/ - Literature

>>22283854
Im all for conspiracy and stuff but just skimming through this just reads like actual unironic schizo shit.

>be highschool teacher
>students get an automatic 50% for just handing something in or completing a test
>even if they draw dicks in response to every question it's an automatic 50%
>mfw my class average is 42%
>mfw I have a number of students who are genuinely illiterate
>had a math teacher who retired suddenly before Christmas because they were fed up
>we still haven't found a replacement for them
>admin's solution to this was to have a teacher aide supervise the students while they watch Khan Academy videos on a projector
>mfw i heard the class average for this class is under 10%
>district has no subs
>whenever a teacher calls in sick students just do fucking whatever in the gym
>mfw our principal is trying to figure out if it's legal to employ H1B visas as teachers
>mfw to combat declining grades admin had the bright idea to combine honors classes and normal classes so the honors students could "mentor" their peers
>this doesn't work
>the parents of the honor students are pissed and honor students are starting to transfer out
>politics, something most students did not give a fuck about when I started teaching is now at the forefront of most students' minds
>some students are dividing themselves along political, racial, and sexual lines
>the trump maga and blm lgbtq factions absolutely fucking hate each other
>the tump maga faction hates the teachers because we're "marxists"
>blm faction hates the teachers because most teachers are white
>some black students will only refer to their white peers or teachers as "colonizers" instead of using their name
>this has started fist fights between the two factions
>really heated fist fights where the punches and kicks are still being thrown after one side has been koed and the fight turns into assault
>mfw I know one day someone will take things too far and our school will end up in a national news story
>students who get suspended for fighting will show up to school the next day anyway like nothing happened
>admin tells us to just accept them into our classrooms
>mfw the school went into lockdown on Friday because someone brought a gun to school
>mfw this isn't the first time this has happened this year
>mfw the last time this happened the student who brought the gun was allowed to return to school after a week
>mfw the military doesn't even come to the school to recruit anymore because the recruiters thought the students were "too unruly"