/lit/ - Literature

>>20075623
You have never even had fun.

You have nothing to write about... I have oodles to write about, but I am banned from society so I have no way to market except to losers like you who hate anyone who has had fun!

shitkick.ca

>>20026910
>I predicted the rise of incels and destruction of dating in 2013

>I am predicting a more violent, more corrupt future in The Shitkickers

Get fucked anon, your prophets are ignored while the Sandersons and kikes make millions
>you get what you fucking deserve

>>19978666
>checked

Clearly you are a fag with zero interesting experiences and no adventure

Alcohol.

Go take a pen and a pad of paper. Sit at a bar. Shoot the shit with the staff and strangers that walk in. Listen. Enjoy the banter. Talk about some funny shit. Repeat x100 until you are comfortable just shit talking with strangers and writing down some of the funny stories you hear. Some will be tragic, it is a bar afterall.

Realize that the world is a super interesting place once you get beyond the outer facade of people's lives.

>>19321288
Why would I be afraid to own who I am?

You act like you can't be both introspective and wise while also acknowledging that you've been hedonistic and taken advantage of all of the blessings and strengths afforded by a gregarious personality buffeted by a high income from selling porn online. Women would come over to my apartment at parties and see my aloof ass flirting up a storm and being the center of attention. Why WOULDN'T that be attractive to women?

Meanwhile guys like you cower in mom's basement and hate on men actually living their lives, regardless of whether or not it offends your pseud sensibilities. How else do you think you become introspective other than through life's experiences? Do you think if I just worked a 9-5 job like most of you normies that I would have ever had the time or mentality required to even bother with introspection?

If I had just had a 9-5 job, watched hockey, had a normie girlfriend, normie relationship, normie friend circle, took the vaccine and wore the mask, think I'd have the mental headspace required to write "City of Singles" or "The Shitkickers"?

None of you guys live as artists, so you cannot understand the creative process behind it. Make fun of me all you want, I'm just going to keep writing and showing you guys how it's done.

>>18835039
The amount of projection that oozes from your replies is awesome

>>18800865
I'd much rather be 90 IQ and use it to my fullest while having fun and exploring life

>>18748197
Hey man, you're a great writer! That fucking shit is gold. I think you should really take your feelings and externalize them in a novel. Start writing the darkest shit. Like, man, you have power, harness it!
You still have a lot of time to change things around and find inner peace. Have you heard of Wes Watson?

>pic related
Use your bleak shit to step on a staircase you make of your most dark thoughts, venting these emotions and taking control of your life again.

>>18722804
I'm real, just a huge asshole, haha!

>>18702534
Was only $1700 a month in 2009 with parking and this view:

>>18702131
Would be nice to find another writer who has lived anywhere close to the life I have, I thought I would find some fellow gregarious hooligans here.

>>18691741
Once I perfect my self-publishing system, I honestly believe there are anons on /lit/ right now that will become millionaires someday due to the process I have discovered.

>>18682917
How much glamour can you make out of sitting at your writing desk in your underwear, sniffing your own coffee-inspired farts while recalling that great scene that popped in your head in the shower.

>>18679740
You are a wonderful human being for thinking about your fellow anon and reaching out to them. Thank you for your kindness.

Godspeed

>>18670456
I bet so many blackpilled /lit/ people would find themselves happier if they didn't take their own lives as serious. All the world's a stage... why wouldn't you treat your life as performance art?

>>18657526
Care to show off any of your work? Projects?

https://www.amazon.ca/City-Singles-Jason-Bryan-ebook/dp/B00BDYI9D2

Trailer I wrote and hired a film crew for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFykUltGh_k

Please, share with /wg/ your progress in what you've been doing?

>>18652583
I'm 43 and I've lived a very "dynamic" life and I was homeless myself when I was 16. I went to 11 different high schools and dropped out in grade 9. I'm 100% self-taught.

In my life I've lived in a foreign country for a year and thrived, screwed 100+ beautiful women, written books, driven and owned nearly every fast car I've wanted, rags to riches, back to rags, and still stoked for more!

I'm here because I'm squeezing every last drop of adventure I can out of this life. Maybe you hate me today, but hopefully, over time, you'll learn to appreciate someone like me that lives in the moment and encourages others to worry less, do more.

p.s. for your kid, get a rocking chair, the first Christmas I had my kid, my most favourite memory was sitting in front of the fireplace sometime early in the morning. It was blue hour and it had freshly snowed, so it was incredibly quiet. Feeding my kid a bottle, slowly rocking the infant back to sleep, the fireplace crackling away, it was extremely cozy and I remember praying afterwards to God to offer my thanks in getting me out of the party life and towards more meaningful living.

Writing books is meaningful, anon, hope you can see that. :)

>>18639143
I'm extremely rebellious and a midwit but even I know that anything that you publish cannot cross certain lines and you cross a number of them that would never allow you success as a writer.

I know... kind of a pussy move to limit yourself artistically due to offending someone but if the choice is being a writer that can earn a living or being homeless and writing in a van down by the river...

>>18612162
The "unique" experience of life is just a story that hasn't been told yet, due to the reasons you listed.

If you looked around this place, you wouldn't believe anyone is living life by the seat of their pants anymore. It's all so stale.

I literally sold porn online from like 21-22 and made 10k a month living like a degenerate the entire time. Fast cars, living in cool places, banging so many girlfriends.

After I wrote my 1st book, I managed to get out of the lifestyle of doing cocaine. This lead to having my 1st child, which then I decided to quit porn and write my 2nd book.

Fucking 8 years later I'm finally finishing my 2nd book, so there are definitely some people who do not believe society is dead yet. There is still a counter-culture and people keeping the dream alive.

Just need more bros to actually believe in themselves and produce more works of art.

>>18598053
The fact that a Canadian straight white male has the balls to even believe they have a whisper of a shred of a hint of a chance surviving off writing books in 2021 should inspire others to put pen to paper.

>>18587935
/Lit/ is a place where no author is good and if you missed out on teen sex, you're fucked for life.

Imagine believing that in 2021 where women have been so incredibly mind-poisoned by the smart phone that if you went back in time to 2001 you'd think you're in a different dimension.

>>18584388
Oh I get it... there has to be some balance in your life to truly follow your dreams. One of my former friends, a guitarist, he was all about living the musician dream but he only did it to fuck hot chicks. He never even worked on his music, he just played a few songs to impress babes and bang them. I mean, it worked, whenever we went out we were a great team at meeting women. But he never ended up making a single dollar with his music.

This board cannot agree on whose writing DOESN'T suck?

Seems like EVERYONE sucks to /Lit/.

>>18541112
Hey fucking faggot pussy:
>I spoke up, I got banned from all the platforms
Suck my dick you fucking bitch, I bet you've never stuck your neck out for anything you fucking pussy.